Benjamin Franklin: Scientist with significant contributions to various fields, including electricity, demography and oceanography Inventor, including bifocals, lightning rods and the Franklin Stove Musician and composer Political cartoonist - author of Join or Die Member of the committee which drafted the Declaration of Independence. He was the only founding father to sign the Declaration of Independence, the constitution, the treaty of the alliance with france and the treaty of Paris which ended the revolutionary war. Diplomat to France, instrumental in forming French-American alliance. Strongly advocated living a virtuous life and demonstrated such a life himself, although he was not without faults. Although he promoted freedom of religion, he was strongly religious and admired by catholics and protestants alike. When he finally died at the age of 84, 20,000 people attended his funeral.
Josiah Wood
His thirteen virtues were: >"Temperance. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation." >"Silence. Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation." >"Order. Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time." >"Resolution. Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve." >"Frugality. Make no expense but to do good to others or yourself; i.e., waste nothing." >"Industry. Lose no time; be always employ'd in something useful; cut off all unnecessary actions." >"Sincerity. Use no hurtful deceit; think innocently and justly, and, if you speak, speak accordingly." >"Justice. Wrong none by doing injuries, or omitting the benefits that are your duty." >"Moderation. Avoid extremes; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they deserve." >"Cleanliness. Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, clothes, or habitation." >"Tranquility. Be not disturbed at trifles, or at accidents common or unavoidable." >"Chastity. Rarely use venery but for health or offspring, never to dullness, weakness, or the injury of your own or another's peace or reputation." >"Humility. Imitate Jesus and Socrates."
Connor Harris
Timo Kaukonen. He beat Vladimir Ladyzhenskiy in sauna championship and was the only one to walk out alive.
Leo Gutierrez
Where does Linus Torvalds rank? I mean, he is responsible for an awful lot of autism in the world.
Bentley Torres
Perhaps third or fourth.
Thomas Lewis
Who's number 2 and 3/4? The only other famous finn that comes to mind is Simo Hayha.
>tfw you will never kill as many communists as he did
Jonathan Carter
Quality Finnposting
Josiah Butler
Fun fact: he also disliked the Jews and felt they had no place in America
Sebastian Clark
how many mullato children did he have?
Aiden Jones
Hopefully none, but he did have a bastard who became a loyalist and fled to England.
Jaxson Lee
then why are there so many niggers in pennsylvania named jamal dindu franklin?
Jaxson Hughes
Niggers like to steal everything, including names.
Justin Bailey
>eat not to dullness >fat fuck in the age when burgers were not widespread
Charles Reed
Jefferson was way more based
>Was able to jew napoleon out of an entire fucking continent >taught himself spanish in 19 days after reading don quixote >fucked his slaves because he could >separation of church and state >invented the swivel chair >drafted the declaration >learned indian shitskin languages for the fuck of it and then fucked over indians for the lulz
Austin Gomez
>swivel chair Damn, the founding fathers really were fucking gods among men.
Julian Hughes
you forgot to mention ladies man.
He was balls deep while doing all of this too.
John Wood
Andrew Jackson...
Lucas Robinson
fuck yeah they were. swivel chair is a severely underrated american invention
Jacob Reyes
>Ben Franklin >Not Alexander Hamilton Kill yourself you unpatriotic fuck
Luis Howard
>fight against banks your entire life >get put on the $20
Christian Adams
You also forgot the part where he liked to sit out in his shop window completely naked and paint for all to see
Leo Nguyen
>Not knowing who Lauri Töurni is For his contributions to this great nation alone you should feel ashamed for not knowing who he is Let alone all the shit he did for Finland and Germanyp
John Edwards
more based than leonardi dacuckio
Zachary Sanders
freemason.
Jack Long
Jefferson was a cunt and a piece of shit who let the Jews in, if it wasn't for him Jackson would have never been President and we would have never had a faction split Kill yourself
Samuel Davis
I require proofs for this statement
Kayden Parker
Piece of shit person Piece of shit politician Piece of shit President Piece of shit soldier You can admire the fact that he was put on this early for the sole purpose of killing But past that any praise you loft twords him just makes you look stupid because he was a terrible person in almost every regard
Zachary Richardson
Google it, it's more fun trust me
Nathaniel Thompson
He also warned strongly against the slave trade on the grounds that they would outbreed us and darken the continent. He was a goddamn PROPHET.
Nolan Ross
Damn, that dude was extremely dedicated to removing communism.
Noah Foster
Is this what they call an American Liberal?
Ryder Collins
...
Hudson Sullivan
nahh we just call em retards
Jonathan Moore
Ben Franklin got electricity backwards and we're still suffering because of it.