What will happen to him when the calendar turns 2017?

What will happen to him when the calendar turns 2017?

Crippling depression. Even if he wanted to move back to his home country, they're leaving the EU.

John Oliver spends the next 24 hours reciting "Come on, it's 2017" to rid himself of his "Come on, it's 2016" reflex.

It will be extremely painful.

he starts having a french accent ?

>Jean Oliver

digits says he waits tables in new york

When the clock turned from 2015 to 2016 he knew his career was over.

does anyone know when the "current year" meme starts each year? I don't remember it really happening much in the early months because it doesn't really feel like the new year yet. Is it around april of each year?

I haven't really thought there was any one segment of his that was funny

:/

poor guy

He shoots himself in the head, just as the ball drops, and just as the door to his office opens up with a dark figure standing in the doorway, holding a calendar of 2017.

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in true biritsh fashion he makes sure his house is gun/knife/steering wheel free

he will do another season before getting booted. all these retards will do is 'make fun' of trivial bullshit related to Trump: his hair, his twitter, etc. Meme magic will not only end Oliver's career, it will torture him.

he'll realise 2016 was bad because the amount of celebrities increased exponentially with the rise of movies and tv in the 30-50s and since people from then are getting old that more and more household names are going to start passing away

digits both being double0's confirm his career descent and subsequent depression.

He'll be fine for the next 20 days after.

Then deported on day 21.

He'll make the same lifestyle Democrat advocacy, crack a joke once in a while and show pictures and videos of animals again.

Checked

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>Its CURRENT YEAR +2

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It will be the

NEXT

In Canada we're already in 2 ACY (year 2 After Current Year). The Current Year started at 1. We didn't call it year 0 of the Current Year. Tomorrow we'll be in year 3 ACY.

YEAR

>AND THIS
>THIS IS TO BE TRIGGERED EVEN FURTHER!

Literally nothing

We are going to get a month or two of ironic

>2016
>shiggy

posts

2017 will be the beginning of a slow and painful descent into irrelevence for John Oliver

I'm hopeful that he has another whine session/skit saying that the year was shit next December.

Brits don't really have much staying power with their own tv shows in the US it would seem, remember pierce morgan was only around for a few years

>some of you are alright, don't go to 2017

The real John Oliver killed himself on New Year's Eve 2015. The one we saw this past year was an imperfect android replica of John Oliver

On the contrary, it was the newest 2016 model who cannot understand the world past the current year. I hear the 2017 John Oliver model will have 2017 hair-"triggered" arm cannons.

>it's [current year]
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

the same thing that happened last year

>2011
>acknowledging the current year
ishygddt

The original current year was 2015 you newfag scum. Besides, Oliver blew up a giant 2016 statue on his show and did a segment about how 2016 was the worst year ever.

It seems he's aware of the current year meme.

Why does he still exist?

He has spoken!

Even us aren't that cucked

Nothing bro there will still be people ready to consume his shit. At some point you have to admit that you are smarter than a lot of people. He talks to the Adam Sandler kind of consumer.

He's going to be deported on a technicality.

>current year
>not saying current year
Kys

his final form

He'll burn his brightest
He'll be reborn from the ashes
He'll be renewed
All his teeth realigned in a different completely random way, like every year