2012 was 5 years ago

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hows it possible

5 years passed since 2012 started

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That's when I left my GF of 5 years in Florida and moved back home to Los Angeles....

JESUS.

Anyways I'm glad I left the bitch.

time goes fast when you're older.

wew I became a full blown racist due to my first hand experience with niggers in that time. Progress has been made.

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time flies when you're a faggot.

>tfw I was le communist in 2012, had a gf, plans for marriage, did not hate niggers and thought people are good.

I dont want it back.

four years

Holy shit I just realized that I've been here for 7 years. I'm here forever aren't I?

>shitposting the best years of your life away.

The year I first posted on Sup Forums.

God, the time wasted in this hellhole.

> Tfw been here for 14 years
just want to end it.

>2012

Miss me yet?

The Daily catalog view will end up to only checking Sup Forums during big news times.

Been here since /new/, it used to be an addiction but now when ever something trends I pop on here to see if it's still the Sup Forums I used to know.

I'm drunk right now.

>1996 was 21 years ago
>people born after 9/11 can drive now

I was born in 1985. Everytime I think about the way things used to be it makes my insides hurt...

>GG was 3 years ago

Same here, user. I can't believe how long it's been.

>Microsoft owns the public education system and Common Core is literally 1984

KILL ME

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>2007 was 10 years ago

December 2012 was four years ago.

Regardless, how is saying "five years was five years ago" supposed to be profound?

>I'll reach my 20s this year

thank god, 2012 was awful

Second that, serb bro

Same here user. I hate the world we live in. Kids today will never know ab pic related.

at least you have thos quads to show for it. i dont even remember the past 5 years its like time only started since Trump

a decade for me, does it get better?

>1970 was 47 years ago

A lot worse user.

>people born in 1980 are almost 40 years old

Lmao delete this

RON PAUL 2012

40 bc was 40 years ago

Reported. Go to Sup Forums with this shit.

10 years of my life and im so conflicted. So much time wasted but so much time gained by not being a normie dumbass basic bitch

When you thought that the end of the world would happen in 2012, but now you realise that it merely STARTED in 2012.

Apocalypse+5 will be an interesting year.

Honestly, though, I've never seen a show or a movie that made me laugh like I've laughed here and on Sup Forums.

But it's a laugh you share with no one, alone, half drunk in your bedroom at 3 in the morning.

I've been here since 2013. there's something I miss about the Sup Forums when I first came here wich I can't fully understand

2012
>Shit loads of suicide attacks and bombings
>Robert Bales goes nuts on an Afghan village
>Kim Jong Un becomes supreme leader
>Joseph Kony
>Obama 2nd term
>Aurora Shooting
>Sandy Hook
what else?

I for one welcome our new Microsoft^tm overloads. Hope you have a happy new years, Gates bless.

>tfw you won't get to experience the obliteration of the human race in front of your eyes

I knew Robert bales. He was in the platoon next to mine. Weird guy.

I was in Lewis at the time, I was in 4th Brigade.

>10 years ago was 20 years ago

Military bro. I was in 2-3 3-2 infantry Stryker brigade

>the current year was twenty four hours ago thirty five hours from now

idk why but that pic made me kek irl

trayvon trial?

4th brigade, 4-9 IN here. RIP 4th brigade, hope Colorado has been treating you well

>kony 2012
Where is he now?

In 2022, there'll be a thread about how 2012 was ten years ago. And the five year term starting from tomorrow will be fly-by twice as fast as the previous five years for anyone reading this thread.

We're fucked people.

more importantly where is colby 2012?

yeah but in that time we will see the wall be built and america be made great again

>2077 is sixty sixty years form now
What the fuck a I supposed to do while waiting to get back to my time period?

masturbate

>tfw you haven't accomplished shit in the past five years
>tfw the next five years will be the same shit over again except twice as volatile, except without hair, a belly that's twice as large and a dick that's crippled by chronic masturbation and porn

Experiences is the key really. If you have the means travel and go to events as much as possible, it makes the time span seem a lot longer becuase each day is more memorable.

I remember seeing this documentary years ago which interviewed people who had been in prison for like 10+ years. They all said they felt like they had just been sentenced yesterday. Always stuck with me since

So just keep doing what I currently am doing?

>The Mayans were wrong about the end of the world.
Nearly everything that went wrong came after it.

Same everything before trump is a blur

>implying the world wasn't irrevocably fucked when the third reich fell

>Implying it wasn't fucked when Hitler decided to take on the rest of Europe and not just Russia.

it gets worse when you have no reference to a normal life.

>grow up in shitty family
>not allowed to leave the house, at all, not even out across the road without a guardian even to the age of 18
>have to be quiet as fuck, be extremely deferential, do everything anybody else says, etc
>get treated like dirt (i didn't even know what cavities looked like, or felt like, until i went to a dentist at 18, and no i never went to a dentist a single time in my childhood, it was always year old OTC painkillers and a healthy dose of cement)
>no joke even the family dogs were treated better than me, well that's when they weren't put down because dad got annoyed or they nipped someone while playing
>no friends at all, not even one for 18 straight god damn years
>i ran away once and nobody noticed or even called the cops for a month
>time started to condense, i'd wake up in the morning then go to bed in the evening and have no recollection of what time i woke up, what i did during the day, or any emotions related to those things
>i couldn't put a date or a location on basically any memory unless it was notable, even then it took deduction to figure out (for example being on a plane, only went on a plane during x y z years, etc)
>the moment i left at 18 time started to stretch out
>i thought i was going nuts simply because i could actually remember things and the day took time to progress
>whenever i so much as look at my hometown on google street view i start getting that time condensing feeling again

in the end i'm not angry at what my family did, but i'm angry at the time i lost.

This was the moment in history when all hope of a perfect world died and the timelines shifted to lead us to the current year. It's literally the catalyst for the world as we know it.
Is it really that bad though?
I for one am having a jolly old time in watching the world burn.

Get the fuck outta Los Angeles Basin before megaquke.

The fuck, man... Sorry you had/have to live through this.

The world was always fucked, my life was only quarter-fucked until 2013, now it's 95% fucked.

>your favorite games were released 1996-2002 and such
>it's been 20 fucking years already

fugggg

Appreciate the preciseness user. We still have many months to go to get to 5 years december.

That's fucking rough man, I feel bad considering I hold a grudge against my folks for much less . Can't even imagine

As we see, history is repeating itself with reemerging facism. This time, it is an entirely left-doctrine in the form of Cultural Marxism.

Since history has been proven to repeat itself, this form of fascism is doomed to be destroyed with violence.

The world is indeed burning, but is not our world.

All those years jacking off to porn

2000 was 20 years ago.

Ah shit man the pics bringing out the feels.

I actually remember setting myself a no-fap challenge goal in 2012: have 1-2 weeks per month where I wouldn't fap...

Five years later and the longest fap break I took was 3 days. I'm such a sack of shit...

start exercising user. you'll feel better.

This!

For any piece of shit who are drowning in self-loathing, exercising would be the first step towards a better, more fullfilling life.

I used to have chronic depression years ago when I was a useless, sedentary fuck. Once I started excercising, I started being naturally high on life (thanks to endrophins released during the exercise) and the sole satisfaction of doing something with myself, instead of being a Sup Forums-browsing nigglet.

>Dick crippled by chronic masturbation
Physically or mentally? I've been back home from college this last semester basically doing it non stop and I'm beginning the worry about the effects down the road myself

left my gf of 2 years in June 2012 and ended up in L.A.

Well, what else would you jack it to?

>growing up with Dogtooth tier psychotics for parents

I think if I had hooked up a generator to my wrist I could have provided power to a small under-served eastern european hamlet.

Mine was just as shitty broski, finally got taken away by children's aid at 14 and was as happy as fuck just to not be with my drunken ashore father. It makes the good times taste that much sweeter, Imo. As long as you have the right attitude and don't blame God or some shit then it does indeed make you stronger.

It was bad luck, nothing more.

just looked up that movie, from what i can see in the synopsis that's pretty much spot on.

hey senpai it did have an upside, that being that it taught me that sometimes you can't win, and sometimes you just have to let go. if you don't the anger consumes you and you'll end up killing yourself, and that's just letting your abusers win.

it gets better m8. i started seeing the upsides as soon as i left home. this might sound dramatic but being homeless was unironically better than home.

>he actually got picked up by the child protective agency
i tried to cast some black magic but all i got back was a broken collarbone and some aspirin, do you have some tips on the runes i can use next time?

but yeah i agree, it really was bad luck. sometimes you just draw a bad card, it doesn't have anything to do with who you are as a person.

good on ya m8. stay strong.

>2011
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this

This started 6 (SIX) years ago. I remember when the day 2012 hit it seemed so awkward. It never flowed the same as it did with 2011.

>in the end i'm not angry at what my family did

you should be. it's disgraceful.

>mfw people started short forming I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>mfw people think costanza had anything to do with it
>mfw I have no face

Damn son, that sounds like my life in high school.
>wake up
>go to school
>lift
>go home
>play vidya until I pass out
>wake up and repeat for four years
I can't imagine what that would bee like for 18 years straight.

>mfw 2011 was Sup Forums current yearing before it was cool

Pic related was released more than 10 years ago.

Basically this

But it ended with me playing a small part in murica not immediately turning into a brown gommie shithole so it was worth the time fucking off on Sup Forums

It's funny how we miss or feel nostalgia about those past years, although we'd feel no joy if we could do it over again.

you misunderstand me. i am incredibly fucking livid at those dogs, in fact if i was put in a room with my family, hitler, stalin, marx and mao and given a gun, i'd shoot my family, gift the remaining bullets to hitler, then make everyone dinner.

but i decide not to get angry over it. there's a difference. i may not have the best life now, but it's certainly better than burning down my childhood home and spending 40 years in prison. basically, buddha had a point.

but if i was ever going to be forced back into a situation resembling my childhood, either i'd end up dead or i wouldn't be going into that situation. i give a lot of leeway on things but that is not an option.

weirdly, it doesn't feel like much at all. if you go to any psychologist they'd rightly tell you what i described is dissociation, and a key part of dissociation is a detachment from reality. most people would feel sad in that situation, or anxious, or angry, but i felt basically nothing.

when i left home at 18, at first i felt no different. but then, gradually, i started turning normal-ish. time expanded (time contracting is your brain going "hah fuck this i'm out"), i started having a positive outlook on life, etc. i have pretty much no memory problems from 18 onwards, but i can't remember anything from 17 or before very well. that's just a psychological defense mechanism.

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I just can't believe that my life has moved absolutely nowhere. I think I cling to the past so much because I don't have a future to look forward to.

its the timeline shift

That's especially fucked because childhood is generally the time in life where every day seems to drag on forever, you're childhood was basically the life of a white collar worker drone. Minus the monetary compensation . You must be having a damn fun time at it now though, so many new experiences to have.

Every time I see that flag it's always something genuinely insightful lol. Because you're right time flies but I wouldn't want to go through it all again. It's nostalgic but it wasn't always good either. Some things I'm glad are long in the past.