I watched this documentary that talked about how dogs intentionally do cute things and play on our emotions so well because they have literally evolved alongside humans. The show argued that there was a time when dogs were useful tools in the wild, but now they are literally manipulating humans emotions like parasites.
Then after that show, the next day I went to my friends house and they have this little yappy dog. The dog was not behaving and literally had the attention of all three adults all day at the house. My two friends (guy n girl) were acting like it was their son and they didn't know what to do.
Then I realized, why the fuck is a dog occupying so much time and energy from two grown adults when it does nothing for them and just exists to be fed?
The man provides a home, food, and safety to the dog.
The dog provides the man with humanity.
James Phillips
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Tyler Butler
A love for dogs is the easiest way to identify a white person. Maybe dogs aren't as functional as they used to be, but they still provide emotional support and work to protect against intruders and shit like that.
Alexander Reed
They evolve alongside one another.
Jason James
>animal does cute thing because you reward it for being cute >WAAH IT'S MANIPULATING ME
jfc
David Hernandez
Memes aren't real, user. Your posts have a meme-density too high to measure, and your thinking is grounded in memes instead of reality. You need to take a break from this site.
Landon Adams
Yeah it's wierd... I don't get it... it would be like having a cute retard around all the time... maybe people like dogs because it makes them seem smart.
Robert Gutierrez
They are lifelong companions to one another.
Wyatt Peterson
>My two friends (guy n girl) were acting like it was their son and they didn't know what to do.
Being a good owner requires that you have to be smarter than the dog.
Jackson Gonzalez
they'll fucking piss everywhere if you go out to the bar fuck you stitch you shitface i hate you
Camden Moore
Some dogs. The dogs that have been bred solely for human companionship are useless and shouldn't be encouraged to breed.
Some breeds are very high tier and teach you personal responsibility, management and leadership skills, and also give you satisfaction of raising something to productive uses.
Border Collies are the smartest dog breed, Belgian Malinois are the best police dog (best mix of strength and trainability, edges out German Shepards in most categories).
Isaac Allen
This.
Jack James
you think it's possible the other way around?
Jeremiah Sanchez
What kind of retarded question is that Dogs were first domesticated animal Dog is mans best friend Dog will help you whenever he can Dogs remove kebab very well
>Implying my German Shephard is not functional as intuder deterrent Dude, he would remove intruder in few seconds if given chance. He loves chasing stuff and do not even like my neighbour
Charles Phillips
Fpbp
Hudson Butler
Without them, the survival of many of their species over the course of history would have had a pretty rough time.
Colton Morris
>dogs are like Jews >Cats are the true niggers
Parker Murphy
No and fuck off muhammed
Oliver Young
>Is having a wife and/or children degenerate? They are just parasites
Jose Stewart
Technically kids and women are the same.
Xavier Green
a dog is an extremely cost-effective alarm system which is why I keep one.
It will tell you everything thats happening on your property, whether its animals rummaging around, or a guy just walking by or if someone is trying to enter.
Brody Johnson
No but having a cat is
Cats have toxoplasma gondii brain Parasites that alter human behaviour in unknown ways
Jordan Powell
> dogs do cool and cute stuff to make me happy. > somehow degenerate.
I am completely missing your point. You mean dogs act the way women should?
Landon Perez
or emotionally unstable
Asher Brown
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Alexander Brooks
Fuck off with this meme that not loving pretty much niggers means you're a Muslim.
William Wilson
Dogs have been loyal to humanity for centuries I for one would sooner kill a man than my own dog
Grayson Jackson
With that materialist mindset of yours, even cellphones are parasites because they use electricity which you pay for and give you nothing.
My dog is anything but a parasite. Pic related getting ready for a walk
William Cook
It's only degenerate if you get a "pure bred" dog or a very small breed like a Chihuahua, those things should never have happened
Nathan Jones
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Julian James
Large trained dog > large dog > cat > fish > reptiles/spiders/etc > trained small dog > a pile of shit > small dogs
Parker Cox
Hot.
Joseph Allen
If I see a city dweller with a pet I know they are weak. It's like they're afraid to be alone with themselves.
In the country, I don't care. Beasts are for man's bidding.
Aiden Stewart
desu, he looks like he's getting ready for something else, big fella.
Bentley Johnson
Dogs = glorious.
Dogs are for white people, and it is absolutely NOT degenerate to own them. This having been said, it is correct to raise a dog to be calm and disciplined. Pampering a yappy little shit dog and having it as the center of attention is for beta leftists.
Isaiah Jones
>t. Achmed al Muhammad
Austin Harris
You have these shit dogs outside of detroit?
Justin Peterson
*hits blunt*
Thomas Cruz
>t. Muhammad Dogs have been a part of human culture in Europe for ten thousand years. Asia, Africa and most of the rest of the world never thought of befriending wolves like we did. We systematically bred them by taking out the litters that were hostile against humans and keeping those who obeyed. We've used them as guards, farm help, hunting dogs, tracking etc. since that time. They are fiercely loyal and would die to protect you. Why the fuck wouldn't you own one if you had the opportunity?
Connor Cooper
Dogs are there as an alarm system.
My shotgun is there to remove intruder.
Andrew Sanders
white ppl everybody
Mason Miller
dogs = loyal, will protect you, reads your facial expressions and loves you, no toxoplasma brain parasite
cats = selfish cunts, don't love you, fucks off for most of the day and only comes back for food, toxoplasma brain parasite that infects humans
Mason Perry
>defending the property and fucking up rats.
judenrats?
Landon Bailey
t.Ahmed
Connor Evans
>no not really...dogs can swim.
Benjamin Kelly
Maybe because we're the only race that actually developed a symbiotic relationship with animals ,while you idiots made mud huts and were afraid of the sea until we colonized your asses. Wolves ate your families for hundreds of thousands of years and that's why you feel disgust and even fear when you see one.
Jacob Young
I have my fists and my bludgeon, but that's all I need in Poland
Parker Green
>wolves those were hyenas and maybe lions, but definitely not wolves, wrong place for wolf
Luis Phillips
>Border Collies are the smartest dog breed I've seen them tied with Shetland Sheepdogs, but yeah-A pretty based race.
Easton Turner
Toxoplasmosa causes more red pilled behavior patterns.
Isaac Thompson
>we're the only race that actually developed a symbiotic relationship with animals Incorrect. Ants have also done this.
Kayden Diaz
No, dogs are loyal and pets teach children about responsibility.
Cats are manipulative, but are a good way to learn about the ways of a woman.
Ethan Wood
>tfw (you) again
YAY!
Hudson Sullivan
Ofc not you stupid mother fucker.
It's far more degenerate to eat them like Asians do. I've watched them slurp down dog eggs at work and wanted to strangle them to death.
The dogs I've owned have been awesome, great companions. Some are annoying as fuck though. I don't think my dog knows he's being cute but that would be funny if he did. Like when he turns over for belly rubbins when I'm leaving for work :) makes my day
Evan Anderson
>dog alarm My dog actually saved me from being gangraped by Somalis after I forgot to lock my door. He heard them walking and started a fucking racket in front of the door. I quickly locked it only to hear ape language and banging on it. They tried to break up the lock with a crowbar and said they had a gun. Too bad I have three fucking locks and a steel reinforced doors incase this shit happens. Doggo saved my, and most likely his own, life that day.
Jonathan Flores
>dog eggs Dogs don't lay eggs, user.
Austin Williams
Most home intruders avoid houses with doggos
Jonathan Davis
Don't buy happy dogs senpai
Thomas Scott
>Women become outgoing sluts or can abort if they're pregnant >Men become reclusive NEETS
Nathan Sullivan
maybe he meant dog testicles
Anthony Martin
This race is amazing as a guard dog and loyal as fuck. The only drawback is that they're EXTREMELY cautious and can be dangerous to strangers or new family members. I hope you got a good handle on that dog, senpai.
Nathaniel Miller
It feels good to provide for something. Get a dog, 10$ bag of food lasts it a week, Wash it once a month let it run around and shit, give it a tenis ball or something, easy. BOOM! happy ass dog, so happy he cant keep his shit when you get home. More greatful then your wife.
Charles Garcia
Toxoplasmosis requires the human to eat cat shit, which is not red pilled
Bentley Jenkins
I bet you would have watched as they raped your girlfriend becaus enough obviously don't have a gun. This is the part where I call you a cuck. Cuck.
Grayson Rogers
Sorry, they are the embryonic sacs or whatever the hell, torn from a dogs ass or something
Joshua Carter
This is my argument
David Foster
....a dog benefits your life by coming up and showing affection
That's not yearning for attention. That's showing affection.
That benefits the family by easing the heart and reminding the person the dog is showing affection to that he/she is loved you stupid fucking nigger.
What the fuck? Nice bait.
Nicholas Lee
Are ants homo sapiens? I said RACE(as in White people) not SPECIES.
Carter Long
We're all one race--the Earthling race.
People think bug-chasing is about AIDS, but it's actually about toxoplasmosis. The gay agenda is the cat agenda.
Evan Mitchell
I think asians and native americans had doggos as well
Sebastian Smith
Not all dogs are niggers. Get a useful breed user, not a pussy toy-dog. German shepherd or a labrador for example.
Xavier Robinson
Absolute best doggo I ever owned. Not all small breeds are spastic.
Jeremiah Bailey
say no more... say no more...
Luke Taylor
My cat is a fucking nigger. Dogs are great. They are such bros.
Jason Walker
>little yappy dog Small dogs are garbage tier, larger breeds are based though.
Dylan Perry
I didn't have time to get my hunting rifle. If I didn't lock the door right there, they would have busted it open. Norwegians are allowed to own guns, but our rules are extremely strict compared to yours.
-No concealed carry -Handguns require a 2 year membership in a gunclub(which are basically fucking mafia businesses when it comes to certification) and a recert every 4-6 months(with a shekel fee of course, goy). Failure to do so will result in you owning an illegal weapon and if you don't recert or deliver the gun for decommission, you will get a hefty fine and taken your gun privileges away forever. -Shotguns and rifles can be purchased and kept forever with a hunting license -If you're a farmer you can legally own a shotgun with no training(I have no idea if they've changed this) and use it on your own property to protect yourself from wildlife -Crossbows are illegal(anything that fires a projectile and can "hold" kinetic energy loaded by itself) -Bows, recurves and compound bows are legal(but for how long) -Knives are legal, but not swords(uncertain about this one)
So basically you can own a gun, but if you kill someone in self defense, you might get charged and spend some jail time. Most people run to the hills when they see a weapon regardless of race.
We are more cucked than you when it comes to weapons, but we are much more safer since violent crime is so rare here.
Matthew Sanders
>/pol is having a dog as a pet degenerate? A white person's life will feel incomplete if he/she does not have a dog. It's an important part of white people's culture. It's really pathetic to be honest.
Adam Brooks
The thing most people don't realize is the difference between dogs in America and places like Poland. (using it as an example since i've been there and seen the typical german shepherd). Polish dogs are kept outside usually, and when guests are over they're in a steel cage. When they walk their dogs, they have fucking mouth guards on them like police dogs. They're not like american dogs which are pets, and are nice to strangers and just want to play. Dogs like those I saw there are vicious, even their barking sounds different because it sounds way scarier.
Nicholas Wilson
Easy now, we got leafs here.
James Wood
Bug chasing? Is that some faggot lingo?
Aiden Robinson
Asian had dogs, but not for the reason you think. Most likely an import from the west. I think Japs used them for hunting(They have two Ur-dogs. Brushwood and some other one), but as we all know they are honorary aryans.
Daniel Watson
Dogs are a lot of responsibility. It's a creature dependent on you to live and learn. You need to teach it, at the very least, how not to bite, how to walk properly, where to pee and poop, what is and isn't acceptable behavior in the house and out of it, and how to socialize with other animals and people. You also have to feed it, make sure it gets proper exercise, and generally all the other day to day activities involved in keeping a creature alive
Mason Rogers
In Japan it is extremely expensive to own a pet dog in the city, they are treated as fancy luxury items.
Lucas Lee
Those dogs are bred to be tools, not companions. Military dogs get shot if they get too friendly and don't obey. Thankfully many people adopt them and have basically a friendly weapon at their disposal.
Jordan Ross
Humans intentionally do cute things to play on our emotions as well. Nice argument, retard.
A dog will protect your home and your family.
Evan Reyes
> falling for the (((not eating cat shit Jew)))
Not likely.
Adam Jones
It's not pathetic you little faggot. Sorry your mommy won't let you get a dog because she knos your stupid autistic ass won't take care of it because you aren't responsible for shit.
Jordan Cooper
I owned a German Shepherd that was vicious as all hell. Were you in the countryside? I could see that as city folk seem to prefer little doggos
Benjamin Thompson
Dogs, if treated properly, are loyal unto death. More than I can say for most everything else. The most effective deterrent to intruders outside of shooting them. Dogs rule.
Jace Roberts
I don't understand you
Gabriel Johnson
I work with k9s in our military, they definitely don't get shot. They are simply sold to police departments or to loving (hopefully) homes.
Jose Lopez
It's not a parasite because people willingly and knowingly make the choice to say "I will care about this animal in return for its cuteness value". Calling them parasites is like saying "musician isn't a job, they don't produce any goods".