Just fucking listen. I'm an Australian geologist. I love rocks. Yellowstone is just a geological second away from exploding. It's going to happen.
Already animals have fled the park, and those that have remained are building up fortifications and going into a deep slumber. White volcanic ash is raining down on the area, plummeting the local temperature.
Local fishermen (and fisherwomen) have been pulling fish out of the water to try relocate them to a better place.
Not the source of the actual incident. If you're shitposting you need to do a better job and do the work of making a fake article of maybe fooling a single person.
You're the worst Australian I've ever seen, you're sad. Learn how to shitpost.
Brayden Fisher
The water has gotten so acidic that even the natives can't drink it anymore. Some are having to go into town and beg for water now, as their traditional source of water that has been used by their ancestors for hundreds of years are now toxic.
Check out this poor buggers teeth... He said this happened within minutes of drinking the water at yellowstone.
Aaron Reed
Here we have an artist's impression of what it will look like when it finally erupts.
Jeremiah Hill
>animals are fleeing the park >those that remain are building up fortifications
Sounds like Iraq tbqh
Aiden Morgan
How did you get a photo of my teeth ya cheeky cunt?
Ian Perez
That's Mt. Rainer
Brody Bailey
> truthlibrary.info
Colton Martinez
Reports are coming in that some of the geysers are going off hourly in the park.. This has never happened before. It's going off so regularly some have given it the nickname 'old faithful'
David Sanders
cool. America will be destroyed by god himself.
Tyler Brooks
Okay, there you went too fat. But you did well. You deserve a free beer.
Jeremiah Martinez
>him
Benjamin Fisher
I'm a super geologist, it's not happening.
Luis Miller
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Asher Barnes
Why is this on Sup Forums
Nolan Hernandez
Current news and geo(logical) politics.
Eli Cooper
that's literally an atomic bomb test picture
Mason Richardson
News.
Austin Campbell
All I want for 2017 is a real Volcano happening
Xavier Perez
Op is Australian, ignore shit post. He's pumped one too many cones tonight and lost his centrelink
Easton Morgan
soon
Elijah Kelly
>rocks
They are minerals. Try again Bruce
Levi Smith
>animals have fled the park
animals are dumbasses
Xavier Sanders
My dad makes volcanoes for a living and he said it's definitely not happening
Ethan Roberts
I went to high school with your dad, and can definitely confirm that he's 100% correct
Jaxson Walker
>My dad makes volcanoes for a living and he said it's definitely not happening Can you tell him my floor heating could be a bit hotter? It's kinda cold right now. Al gore fucked up my global warming.
Andrew Brooks
Lol I highly doubt it, but okay Aussie.
Jason Bailey
Read up to "Australian"
Hudson Barnes
Wow, about the 10th time I've seen this thread in a week.
Fuck off and goon yaself to death
Kayden Hill
>Yellowstone is just a geological second away from exploding.
So, 4 to 5 thousand years?
Oliver Allen
Hi guys its me, the earth core. I'm not popping that dimple dont worry you guys
Isaac Cooper
Please not Yellowstone, I only just now found a reason to live.
Sebastian Walker
>local fishermen relocating fish
Top kek, to where the other side of the fucking country?
Angel Evans
I also love rocks and this cunt is right, get out while you can
Eli Brown
Geological second= thousands of years
Lincoln Taylor
My sevens call you a liar
David Davis
>666 GEOOOOORGIIIIII
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
DOES THAT MEAN IT WILL BE YELLOWSTONE OR NOT?!!?!
Sebastian Collins
A "geological second" is measured differently from real time.
In geology terms, 1 second is roughly equal to TEN THOUSAND YEARS in real life time. This is because in geology it's pointless to have a timescale of under 10,000 years since theres nothing of significance in the last 10k years.
Source: My moms husband is a geologist.
Michael Hill
the world ends in 2017 kek wills it
Evan White
shouldnt you be helping your own country defend against the emu menace?
Jaxon Bell
It's not a question of "if"
Adam Jones
>Yellowstone is just a geological second away from exploding.
It's a magma reservoir and doesn't even have a cone.
Jackson Moore
I see the hand of the jew in this. Jews ruin everything. They've been thrown out of every country they ever infested. this is no different.
Christian Johnson
So animals are fleeing the park? Interdasting.
Christopher Fisher
If yellowstone blows, we are all fucked.
You will need to survive
>The Blast >The Ash >The Societal Breakdown of America and Canada >Global Financial Collapse >Acid Rain >Global Volcanic Winter aka Mini Ice Age
Good luck.
Isaac Ward
>have been pulling fish out of the water to try relocate them
top fucking kek
oh my sides
Wyatt Edwards
Just another day in Minnesota.
Alexander Stewart
Your mom's husband's wife's son has impressive digits despite his obvious homosexual handicap.
Chase Ward
>I love rocks.
John Hill
>I'm an Australian geologist pay attention guys, this is how you shitpost
Jayden Green
Bull Fucking Shit
Acid decaying teeth like that, the cunt would have no gums or tongue left
This has happened over months
Leo Kelly
>i love rocks
Adam Torres
Thanks for the post Mr. Geologist!
I'm not a science type like you, but I think I've got an idea if you'd relay it to your peers! I'd really appreciate it!
Why don't they just pop yellow stone like a sit? The longer you leave a zit, he more puss that will build up. The longer you leave Yellowstone, the more pressure and therefore destruction will build up.
Just get a long lance, and pop the son of a bitch!
Thanks for reading!
Isaac Bailey
>Australian Geologist
Isaiah Butler
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Aiden Ortiz
As I watched I said aloud "Australian space program!", then read the filename
we are a fucking hivemind, aren't we?
Xavier Lewis
keks blessings upon thee
Parker Price
this desu
Isaac Rodriguez
>I love rocks
Isaiah Perez
>Australian geologist
Anyone have any cool volcano webms? I fucking love watching nature rek shit
