Hey Aussies

Hey Aussies,

A roo grabs your girlfriends ass and stares you down. What the fuck are you going to do? Pic related. He's also got a bush baby as backup.

Hey Canadians

A leaf grabs your girlfriends ass and stares you down. What the fuck are you going to do? Pic related. He's also got a bush baby as backup.

Haha nice. You win. I was just trying to have some fun before bed, goodnight m8!

Someone post a gif of the guy punching a kangaroo in the face.

i'd take out my kangaroo feed i brought and give it to the kangaroo to calm it down

>A FUCKING LEAF

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not like its an emu m8

Maybe start boxing

Kangaroos are fun because you can fight them like a person.

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Pretty sure they can disembowel with a single kick

>This numbers
The Bogdanoff brothers bless you

You thank the crocodile god that he didn't grab YOUR arse.

Then you glass a leb to reassert masculinity.

happy new year too you fucking leaf

Thats gonna end poorly, the bunny on the bottom right eats people.

Except their necks hinge in a way that makes a straight punch almost useless.

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big red see's its a 1v3 fight and decides to stroll off

The age old Australian way when they cannot overcome an unstoppable enemy that is beyond their intellect, skill or ability to fight.

With nuclear bomb testing.

>a roo grabs your girlfirends ass

i thought it was canada that legalised beastiality

We did, but that's just an excuse for our Prime Minister and his diverse cabinet of cucks to fuck his Gorillas.

Nobody in Canada actually does that shit, although you Australian tourist are taking major advantage of it by letting our animals fuck you... for some reason.

Weird but I won't judge what you people like to do outback.