Venezuela

What the news say about us in your country Sup Forums?, i just want to confirm that everything bad they said is true

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Venezuelan immigrants over here say that the country is not THAT bad, but buying things built outside of Venezuela is impossible

Last I heard a dozen eggs costs over $100, zoo animals were sometimes being killed for food, and lynch mob formations to chase down politicians happened.

Unfortunately that was a few months ago because most of the news is centered around the election, Russia, and Syria.

Hyperinflation...ridiculous crime levels...people being murdered for toilet paper...

Basically you exist to make Chicago look good by comparison.

All media is silent about Venezuela.

Not even on chirp. It's convenient for the media to not mention your failed state, cause communism is perfect for every CNN viewer.

Its a socialist paradise according to the leftists here :^)
True communism achieved :^)


Stay strong lad and have a game plan to escape that hellhole or be the one to go full Pinochet on those commie fucks

whatdayamean communism?

it has NEVER BEEN tried

is this true?
>Venezuelans Are Marked With Numbers To Stand In Line At Government Supermarkets
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What do you use to wipe your bums now that all the toilet paper is gone?

Do you guys suck the shit out of the animals asshole like them niggers do in africa?

> pooping
> when there is no food to eat

user I am afraid the socialist utopia is above such mundane things like pooping

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Occasional news about shit getting worse, apparently you guys have it as bad as we did in the 90s with the money being worth fuck all.

You have internet ????????
Do you at least still live in trees and pray to the big MumbaWumba ?

If I sent you 5 Australian bucks how long could you live on that? Like a year?

I had good opinions on chavez what is your opinion about his domestic policy?

> I had good opinions on chavez

y

They say theres no more cachapas and a bala fria is a luxury, coño.

Chavez tried to fight the Jewish US banks. That was a very bad idea.

You do know that his vice president, Maduro, was/is a sephardi jew right?

>Implying the media in our countries even give enough of a shit about Venezuela to report on anything that happens there.

You're completely irrelevant as far as our media is concerned. Sorry mate.

Did OP starve?

Dude, Chavez was a god compared to Maduro. He at least managed to keep the country stable, fed and with clean assholes.

> mfw OP died

>5 Australian dollars
So like 15 American cents?

protip: Chavez never had to face 45 bucks oil

Suprisingly, nothing. Our news does nothing but rant about Russian spies and how Trump could seriusly be a Russian plant. It's weird, it doesn't even feel like the same country that I was born in because this is such obvious propaganda.

At least the propaganda from the Bush era made sense, and told lies that were believable to the average American. The lies of the current administration just leads to confusion because it sounds so much like a cartoon.

poor communist nation

>Venezuela

One of the things I regret about Chavez dying is that a lot of delusional leftists will try to claim that the economic boom caused by 145 bucks / barrel oil was caused by him, even when his policies REDUCED the venezuelan ability to extract oil and turned the whole economy into absolute dependence to that sole source of revenue, leading to the current situation

bullshit, no one has balls to go against the jews anymore

except muslims, for all that means

Protip: Chavez was a very good orator and convinced poor people to vote for him.

Maduro is a former school bus driver who was born in Colombia. He has _maybe_ a third grade education. He sounds literally retarded in his speeches.

TV news isn't talking about it(they're still spinning wheels about Trump)

Hadn't heard because the holidays kept me away from the news somewhat.

Not gonna disagree on that m8

Maduro is cringe-inducing

Still, the same people that were in charge of the economy under Chavez, are the same guys that are around now

Our libs haven't said a word.

la gente dice que los venecos son piojosos y que necesitamos un muro

> que necesitamos un muro

lol, en serio?

aca nosotros estamos a punto de poner las primeras leyes para limitar migracion que panama a tenido

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venezanon got killed over half a roll of toilet paper

>Zimbawezuela.

Fascism when?

Chavez fucked the Jewish banks from USA and Spain. Then he get the punishment he deserved.

You goyim, can't fight against us. Soon, will put a new pupet in Venzuela, a Pinochet alike, who will apply the superior jewish economic of Milton Friedman.

that is not even an argument

free-markets are not jewish, it is just the natural state of an economy, the most basic agreement between two independent entities

How's the propaganda in TV if you own one?
Do you believe socialism is responsible for your country's situation?
Why do you have access to the internet, you must be a very lucky person?
How much do you eat on average?
Is a revolution under it's way?
How do you see yourself in 5-10 years?

ZAPATERO WILL SOLVE IT AS HE DID WITH SPAIN

:^)

why is your version of the meme screwed up?

Does Panama get to talk about stuff when we alk about latin america? Nobody gives a shit about your country except criminals who flee there for a while on vacation.

>free-markets are not jewish, it is just the natural state of an economy, the most basic agreement between two independent entities
Yep, that's the jewish point of view.
You goyim did National Socialism, Democratic Socialism, and Communism to fight against our banks.

It's useless: free market, globalism, mass migration, all this is so good for us.

By the way: thank you so much for Trump.

Literally non-existent. South american countries never get a spotlight in our news networks nowadays.

The media in the US doesn't talk about you at all. Probably because the media is 100% Jews and they want to push socialism

given that we are comfy enough that we get hundreds of thousands of Colombian, Dominican and Venezuelan immigrants, and even retiring gringos, yes I think we do

GDR pls

President Maduro is accused of violating the constitution but claims MPs are attempting a "coup".
The decision to delay the trial follows Vatican-sponsored talks between the two sides, and the release from prison of three anti-government activists.
Last month a referendum process seeking to remove Mr Maduro was suspended after the government said that the vote was meaningless.

Tension in Venezuela remains high as the economic crisis which has engulfed the country shows little sign of abating.
The government and the opposition blame each other for the dire state of the economy.
Venezuela's inflation rate, which already is the world's highest, is expected to rise to a staggering 1,660% next year, the International Monetary Fund predicts.
The opposition-led National Assembly has voted to open a "political trial" against President Nicolas Maduro, a move which the president dismissed as "illegitimate".

Hey, they probably left a long time ago, otherwise they wouldn't say that
100$ it's too much money over here, they cost about 2$ but that's like 60% of your normal Venezuelan salary
I'm trying my friend, but it's getting pretty hard lately
Two of my highschool friends were murderer this year, chicago can't even compete
Yes it is my friend
We are in Hati level, literally
two wekks only buying food
Yeah they are, everybody is surviving only with arepas and cheese
This, but both of them are commie scum

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I'm hearing people leaving the country to buy stuff, trucks being stopped and raided, zoo animals for dinner, tension rising with neighbors, and reports of canibalism

Please give a breakdown by percentage of who's to blame for your predicament:

- Corrupt Chavez/Maduro cronies
- Corrupt corporatists/media subverting economy on behalf of globalists
- Globalist sanctions/economic warfare
- Bankrupt socialist ideology
- Ignorant every day Venezuelans

check this one

Good question.
Better delete it.

Ah! much better.

Ooooh, also some guy at a home depot in Alabama or some shit decides what your currency is worth

jews

So what happened, i mean under Chavez there was no real issue, what has happened since, what has caused this downfall?

Isit the world jews putting out a hit on Venezuela to purposely fuck you?

They did the same thing with Berlusconi in Italy.

Germany and the EU fucked with the economy to put Italy in a hard position between either bankruptcy or more loans, and austerity measures.

Dice que no hay mucha comida y la gente mas pobre esta pasando hambre.

Que la gente hace colas y espera horas cada dia y todavia no recibe comida.

Y que the situacion esta muy peligrosa

What would $20 buy?

sadly there is nothing in our news about you

Yep, just try to fight the Jews, and we'll ruin your country. That's how it works. You can't fight us.

The price of oil fell.

> the

Probably their failed currency

Sorry, had to resolve something
Wow, i thought we were more relevant because oil and shit
This
In our national tv everything is allright a we are a country with "tiny problems". Actually the access to the internet is pretty widespread senpai. About the socialism, i don't believe is the system itself, ia just impossible to apply with all the corruption

There's this recent article. Pretty humorous.
Maduro bankrupts the last toy factory to hand out all its inventory for Christmas.

>Dolls, bicycles and playsets are among the nearly 4 million toys that have been seized by Venezuela's government. The toys will now be sold at sharp discounts, after a regulator said a large toy distributor had hoarded the toys to push prices higher.

>"Boys and girls of the country will have a happy Christmas," said William Contreras, Venezuela's national superintendent for the defense of socioeconomic rights. He added, "We will guarantee a child" gets a present.

>npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/11/505189281/venezuela-seizes-nearly-4-million-toys-saying-theyre-overpriced

> i mean under Chavez there was no real issue
> no real issue

user I...

Bro, try your hardest to get out. Even Colombia is more secure and has better opportunities by comparison.

>i thought we were more relevant because oil and shit

the oil that Venezuela produces is now mostly low-quality that is hard to process

That it's a shitty country thanks to your dictator and brazilians are now growing a hatred toward you guys because of the illegal immigrants from your country pouring here

they don't mention it, which is sad because Bernie supporters in our country think that socialism actually works

They say literally nothing about you guys

How are surviving man? According to you, you can't even afford eggs. Describe to us how you guys get food.

How much money would it take for you to be able to escape?

If you give me a throwaway e-mail address, i'll send you $20 USD via paypal

>bankrupts
That's what happen when you pretend to fight the Jewish banks.

About the cannibalism and the zoo animals shit, there are isolated reports about it but they are true. Search about venezuelan jails, there are actual prisioners eating eachothers beacause there is no food

On my guess for him to escape and live well, A LOT. Venezuela currency is literally dead

>Highest murder rate IN THE WORLD
Why are you still there?
Flee. That shit is fucked up user.

so the zombie apocalypse starts on venezuela

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Alex Jones says you raid meat trucks and eat it raw because you're all starving. That true?

>no food in the markets
>no medicine in the hospitals
>currency is becoming worthless
>people are trying to buy food abroad
>president says everything is alright and venezuela is a socialist paradise

In Saudi Arabia most people are rich because of the oil trade. Why doesn't this work in Venezuela?

Media says it's falling apart, people are starving, Maduro and his ministers hawk insane conspiracy theories on TV to explain it, epically stupid "solutions" have been tried like banning 100 bills, Cuban doctors are fleeing the country (or trying to get the US). Media links Maduro with FARC and the drug trade, basically calls him a mafioso who rules the country via a thugocracy.

Meanwhile all of Chavez's useful idiots on the left here in the US are strangely silent.

Venezuela Sup Forumsro, you can actually come to the Netherlands since our islands are just a few miles from your coast.

>Why doesn't this work in Venezuela?

Chavez destroyed PDVSA and they now only produce crap oil

> but muh based chavez xDDDDDDDDD

While i believe there is international pressure on us, i think everything is our own fault for letting this get so screwed. Chavez was a carismatic son of a bitch, i always knew that nothing good would come from his presidency, but i never expected that his legacy would cause this level of suffering

Saudis understand oil is their lifeblood. As corrupt as Saudi Arabia, they run their oil business very carefully and efficiently. At least compared to the rest of the Saudi "economy".

>This

..And the U.S. are one of the few countries that can refine it

You should post that on reddit with a title saying something like

>Despite everything, Children in Venezuela still get their christmas presents thanks to the socialist government

I guarantee it will be a top thread and people would talk about how "socialism is more humane than capitalism"

commies really aren't human

Marico salte de ese infierno cada día la patria se pone peor

Not even our THREE (3) state channels can hide it anymore. Yesterday, one of them had a piece with how Venezuelans are driving through the garbage to find something to eat.