Kamerad? Kamerad! Wake up!
There you are, were you asleep? I see you must be tired, I made some breakfast with my soup and bread rations, I added some condescened milk to make it sweeter, you'll need the energy, Moscow is ahead! Soon the red menace will be crushed beneath our boots, and Europe shall be liberated! Heh heh, you seem a little confused today, Müller, are you okay?
>Germans ruining Europe even more
WHAT? I FELL ASLEEP
WE HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING, WOLFGANG. THE ETERNAL TANKLO WILL BE HERE SOON. I'D RATHER THE SLAVS THAN THE BLOOD REFINERY, SEE YOU LATER!
Deutsch Mutterficker sprichst du es?
top fucking kek
finally my life has purpose
"What? how did I get here? I'm a football player for FC Bayern München, I don't have time for this, I have to practice!"
If only user... if only
my ex from a year ago wants to fuck me again, how many timelines have I jumped
probably none, women routinely realize they made a mistake when they dump you
dont make me spill by weissbier, kike
>Moscow is ahead
I think we all know how that went :^)
I dumped her
lets go kill some juice comrade
if you're so eager to get killed by the Western Front Red Army and have your nameless cadaver used as cattle food thousands of km's from home, something similar can be arranged
>condescened
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Fucking Auto Correct JUDEN.
then you definitely havent chnaged timelines because her wanting to fug you is totally normal female behavior
It's cold. What's wrong with the Internet, I need to check Sup Forums. Don't you have coffee? Bean coffee or chocolate cappuccino or sth. or is there some coffee place with wifi anywhere? Can I wash my hands somewhere? It's so fucking muddy, I'll never get that shit off my Stan Smiths, and I just bought them. Ugh. Do you have Internet anywhere?? I don't want to be picky, but do you also have normal stuff to eat or a frozen pizza or sth. My feet hurt. I think I got a splinter. Is there somewhere I can sit down where I don't get dirty? My nose is running, do you have a handkerchief? A normal one, not cloth, haha, ewwww. I'm sorry, I can be a little nervous around new people. What are you studying?
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Imagine Nu-Males in the fucking Wehrmacht Jesus Christ.
Just fuck her, senpai. But keep it strictly physical.
>pic related
thx medkit ur always helpful
underrated post
>killing red scum brainwashed by Jews
>bad
At first I chuckled and then I was sad.
>condescended milk to make it sweeter
Uhh, Hans? Wasn't I supposed to get a Panzerfaust?
what did u mean by that?
Do people like this actually exist?
or are they all just actors?
Why do people post this woman? Those are some disgustingly small droopy tits.
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>tfw this will never happen
>Moscow is ahead
HAHAHA TIME TO DIE KRAUT
JUST A HEADS-UP — THE JEWS WILL TAKE OVER AND YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER WILL BE RAPED TO DEATH BY MUSLIMS
yes they do unfortunately
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I happen to like her tits. Plus, she's German, so its relevant.
BEST AXIS EVER. TRUE STAHL PACT!
they actually have pretty qt gf's desu Hans
If somebody wrote a story about something like that or at least a book, I would really like to read it.
this
I wish, at least then i would not be alone this new year.
your day will come
rum drinking scum
putín (little ho) will pay
for what he has done
with kek and the usa
you sir, are outgunned
our armies of gays
will stick it up your bum
Dank rhymes DJ Lanklet