No fap 2017

Stop Masturbating

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>tfw masturbate 5 times a day on a light day
New years resolution is to slow down and eventually stop.

Official Varg 2017 Stop _____ Power Rankings

1. wanking
2. watching porn
3. destroying/trying to save europe
4. drugs
5. not having a gf
6. not having a wife
7. not having a family

need more

how does your dick not disintegrate from friction burns?

Stop trying to make an E-tier meme work.

Good goy

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Onahole

ok

no

you wont last more than a few days after which you will suddenly find yourself covered in ectoplasm

no fap is a jewish lie and varg is a faggot manlet.

can i get a (you) please?

>I always wanted to be a stripper

Start masturbating.

I'm having sex in a couple hours after I get my ass out of bed and get to my GF's apartment. No need to

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Holy shit my dick flopped like spaghetti in a pot
thank you for this video

That body. Fucking hell.
That body... no.

Okay okay... No smoking or weed either user

Quad 4s ftw famalam

Oh shit looks like im doing this shit anyways

I fap once a month. I can't see the fun in watching porn. When I fap it's with my imagination and sexual relationships I've got with other girls.
I think you're gay if you watch hetrosexual porn because you cum to balls, penis and vagina. (Ratio 2:1 in male parts). Breast don't count because if you didn't know better and cammed with a fat person with man boobs and you could only see his boobs, you would still cum to man boobs a.k.a. as being gay.

kek

nice reasoning

>That body... no.
Highest quality erotic star desu

>Masturbating while watching another man have sexual intercourse with a woman

How is this not cuckoldry again?

Roll

I'll happily story masturbating if you'll come jerk me off two or three times a day. Deal?

I have autism and masturbation alleviates the stinging pain of loneliness.

Rollerino

Hoping for no fap. I'm like 4 days clean so far, and hope that I can reach at least a week.

Just don't think of sweet juicy mammaries bouncing around all seductive like and I'm sure you'll be fine.

I deleting all my porn now.
>3 gigs

Oh lord I forgot that (you)s are back. I changed the settings to bring them back after Hiro removed them, but I haven't reset it yet.

Now I'm getting double the (You)s

All right I'm going to do it. I will be the super human
No fap 2017
Kek witness me!

>(You)(You)
>(.)(.)
It's a sign

Kek remains silent, but still I wish you well. Get stronk, and reclaim your homeland from the saracen hordes.

caught me again

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If I don't do it for a couple of weeks, I start having prostatitis.
What do?

oh lord trip 3s plz

Don't do it T decreases after 3 months but increases after 8 days / 3 weeks.

For the record, I'm more into asses than breasts. All your titty-bait wont tempt me away from my quest.

What's the point in not masturbating? In 4-5 years I will remember an amazing fetish in porn and it's going to be gg

rolling

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