Trip to Australia

I thought I might make a trip to the shitpost colony for a week or two. Where are some nice places to go?

Depends, what do you like to do?

alice springs

Nature

Come to Noonangatta I'll fuk your boipucci

Western Aus is probably your best bet then.
Or just throw a dart at a map of Aus, you'll probably end up in the bush somewhere.

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Frankston or Redfern

avoid mebourne at all costs, just do the normal popular tourism stuff, you wont regret it

Frankston is a really nice area.

Fuck off, we're full.

Northern Queensland for the beautiful rainforests.

Kimberley for the landscape.

Tassie for the atmosphere.

You need way longer than a few weeks btw.

Broome is fucking lovely but it is in western Australia and really far away, and its hurricane season ATM. Sydney is really nice , Melbourne is gay and shit . Brisbane and Adelaide have some of the nicest people but it is summer so you might die going to Adelaide with all the heat waves and shit. The shit thing is everything is really far away from eachother. New South Wales or western Australia is probs the best bet. Tasmania is really nice from what I've heard but I haven't been - I think the climate would be similar to England

The bush sucks, rainforests are GOAT.

My place mate, you're more than welcome. N-nigella right?

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Canadians outdo them without effort. I'd say ausfailians are wannabees at most

Nah mate, Lakemba or Broady

looks comfy. are there gators there?

Nope.
Plenty of freshwater crocodiles though.

yeah, I meant to say crocs. currently in florida for the holidays, the little gator shitcunts are everywhere