Your son walks up to you one day

Your son walks up to you one day.

>"Mom, Dad... I'm transgender. I still love you

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kill it with shoryuken

I don't have a son, I have a daughter.

deport him to Brazil, so he can live with "his people"

The only correct response.

>I still love you

"It's ok my wifes daughter i still love you"

it implies i have a girlfriend/wife so im okay with that

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>Sweden
>Your daughter

Oh, Sweden.

I like to think it would never get to that point and I'd raise him properly and away from vaginal narratives about masculinity.

Ok son
*unzips dick*

Kill him and my wife for being disgusting abos.

Chain him up in the basement and throw raw meat at him while telling him that's what his mutilated vagina will look like if he continues this life choice.

>What do?


>Talk to my lawyer.
>Go over the prenup I had my wife agree to.
>Get a divorce.
>Disown my former family.
>Feel ashamed.
>See my ex-wife teaching my son how to dress like a "woman" on social media
>No longer ashamed and feel liberated.
>Buy an old E-Type and restore it
>See that my son commited suicide and my ex-wife is now a radical feminist on facebook
>Jerk off to qt traps all day when I'm not getting mad pussy in my jaaaaaag
>live the dream.jpg

get him to a psychiatrist.
If that does not help, electricity

Into the oven you go.

Tell him I love him no matter regardless of his gender and that I will support him with anything he wants to do.

Finally remind him that supporting also means making sure he is making the right choice by being critical of his actions.

Remind him that the only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.

City people all voted for Hillary.

>let me show you how a real leaf shitposts son

Fuck him in ass and pop his rectum cherry as I go balls deep

I'd probably make jokes about it. Gotta remember your rules for rebels.

>Reading comprehension

Kick him out and never speak to him again.

Remove the source of indoctrination that causes LBT (G is a special case that might naturally emerge, will need additional care).
Considering I won't have cable, and as a programmer I'll have keyloggers and url loggers on all my devices to detect if my children wind up where they shouldn't be online, and I'll precheck any movies they are going to see, I can be pretty sure it wasn't the media Jew
So obviously the answer is public school/friends feeding them nonsense. To save my child I'll immediately move far away to another state and enroll them in a religious private school. During the move all their trans shit will "accidentally" be lost.

Removing all exposure and putting them in a brand new environment is pretty much all I can do to try and save them

>Why are you calling me dad? I'm not your father

Son, you're disowned. Don't contact us again. The phone will not be answered. If you show up on our doorstep the police will be called and a restraining order will be filed.

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No son, you're a faggot.

'And we just decided that nobody can forbid us to abort our own child'

I would give him for adoption

Throw it from a cliff

>you're filling out the papers for adoption
>one of the many questions is: [ ]male, [ ]female
what do?

"In my house, we don't wear women's clothes unless we have tits. When you're 18, you're free to do whatever you want. I won't support what is very possibly just a phase, especially not with hormone therapy that is irreversible. I won't hate you for what you are, and you're free to keep living here in peace. But, I will not encourage it and I don't want to ever hear you talk about it unless it involves the phrase "looking for a therapist". Any feminine items I find around here go in the trash, including your friends."

Beat him with a KJV bible until he admits he's a man and stops playing dress up

>"Honey, get the battery charger from the garage"

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I'd say "get the fuck out"

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Take him to the bedroom and teach him how to be a girl.

Check if penis is feminine enough.

Can't wait for your son to arrive.

take good care of him

Get them feet over here

Nah, I'll take the finnish looking "girl", you can keep that one.

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I have no son get your shit and get out of my home.

Grab me whip and give 1000 lashings in the name of allah

actually your not, son, your just trans-sane, which is why substances like thorazine exist

Truth be told that's one sucky suckey mouth. Blowjobs from that thing must feel like heaven. No homo.

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Come here, boi.

>what the FUCK did I bang to get your ugly ass as a child?

>You should think about service in the military. Heaven knows I can't afford your college tuition and they'd really appreciate you being there. And hey, you'll get to meet new people and see the world!

>Well I guess that makes me a trans-dad
>Someone who is the father of a trans persyn?
>No, someone who thinks they're a father but they don't actually have a son.

m SIDES HAVE BEEN HOLOCAUSTED

get out mah house you fuckin kafir nigger

Only correct response in this pitiful thread

Savage.

"A-are you sure?"

convert

I'll learn to live with it until we can get you some help but what's more troubling to me right now is why are you Puerto Rican? How did you even do that? How does that happen?

ask how you pronounce ''

10 slash 10

No you're not. You're just a huge fucking faggot