ITT: Russian Hacking General

Let's post some legendary Russian Hackers.

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Dmitry Szilkov
>IQ of 250
>been a hacker since he was 5
>specializes in hacking elections all over the world
>member of the elite secret Grizzly hacker group of Russia
>direct ties to Putin
>great Trump fan

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Vladimur Hazckszenytzin

>Extremely gifted as a child
>Best buds with Dmitry
>Helped hack Hillary Clintons emails after the Benghazi incident
>His dad knows Putin
>His dad loves Trump
>He loves trump

Andrej Vladim

>Brilliant, gifted ukrainian child, kidnapped by the Russians when 5
>Brainwashed into becoming a part of Putins elite hacking team
>The most ruthless hacker on the planet
>Wants his parents dead
>Thus, he hacks for Trump and Russia

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Stabotov Shillkowsy

>Son of the founder of the secret Grizzly hacker group of Russia
>Drug addict, loves psychedelics
>Really smart, but not as smart as his father
>Was behind the Anthony Weiner scandal
>Took great joy in destroying poor Anthony's life
>He only wanted to make his father proud

HACK THE PLANET!

Christoph Wassili Chandlerowsky

Boris Schukenkov

>Ex KGB agent
>Close ties to Putin, they served together
>Killed over 100 people in USSR service
>Works as an enforcer, forces government officials to install phishing malware on their computers
>Usually wears a ski-mask and sunglasses

Oh man, not Vladim! Once he hacked my hometown to death using only notepad!

I hope Hillary kills him and Putin.

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Stafolos Trotski

>Direct descendant of Trotsky, founder of the Red Army
>Admires Stalin, Hitler and Mussolini
>Would love it if literally Hitler ruled America
>Plans to hack all the european elections as well as the american one
>Used to be a good child, but was brainwashed by Vladimir Putin, personally

>Stabotov Shillkowsy
Most Russian sounding name

Grigori Perelman

>Extremely gifted mathematician
>Helped device a crypto-scheme to hack into any government at any time
>He is secretly a hacker, disguised as a hermit mathematician
>Personal friend of Putin

wtf i hate john oliver now

HE IS INVINCIBLE

Axolev "The Madman" Hackski

>Total sociopath, wants to watch the world burn
>Extremely manipulative and charming, tricks government officials into installing phishing malware
>Personal friend of Putin
>Has ties to trafficking and hungarian drug lords

Boris

>Full name unknown
>Has never shown his face, not even to Putin
>Works alone, internationally
>Receives huge bank wires from Russia for pulling political strings
>To get Trump elected, he did cooperate with the Grizzly team - but only over IRC
>Mathematical genius
>Lives a life of luxury and womanizing all around the world
>Nobody knows who the fuck he really is, may be hacking elections for other countries too.
>One of the few hacker mercenaries, or hacksenaries - if you will.

Sergej "Grizzly" Smolotov

>Appears to be a total meathead, thus unsuspicious
>Forms bro-bonds with DNC members at the gym
>Tricks them into installing malware
>Attaches malicious software bluetooth installers to their protein shakers
>Used to be a skinny nerd, roided up to infiltrate the enemy

(h-help me out guys write about more of these russian hackers let's get a EWO of russian hacking going)

>>Helped device a crypto-scheme to hack into any government at any time
Oh shit

Andrejov Skankatov

>Ex military, high ranking USSR officer
>Tortured over 6 million men and women
>Enlisted into the secret russian Hacker school in '98
>Proven to have a talent for hacking
>The mastermind behind the Podesta emails
>personal ties to Assange

Stankov Skankovski

>Very low-key
>Autistic, but extremely talented hacker
>Was brainwashed into thinking Hillary Clinton was an evil witch from a young age
>Appears harmless, nobody ever suspects him to be a russian hacker

Anastasia (full name and real picture unavailable)

>runs dating service and advertises it to voting officials
>extremely manipulative from a young age
>personally hacked the Crimea referendum and international polls
>ultra far right ultra nationalist sympathy

Don't forget Dimitri Nofakaruzov, the face of the team.
Stunningly handsome (for a Russian) and charismatic (for a Russian.)

>i am out of beer
>russians hacked my fridge

when will this madness end?

Tyrone Jamalokov Jackson Jr. III

aka. Agent Double O Tree Fifty

>Born in ghetto
>parent died for lack of gibs
>defected to USSR when he learned of mega gibs
>Graduated from MIT with 1488 G.P.A.
>Melanin cover allows him to inflitrate DNC and other beta libtard secure areas
>Hides malware and uber hacking programs in USB sticks shaped like cans of grape soda
>Dropping a mixtape next week
>Immune to prosecution if caught because he dindu nuffin

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Musical Offering to the Alexandrov Ensemble and the People of Russia

12/30/2016

When you get Abdullah's strapon out of your asshole, Sven

my fucking sides

oh you are so orginal

when you gonna lose to retarded hohols again?

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When your wife stops submitting herself to Jamal because Abdullah against lost key to your chastity
Never

lmao

Pepito Carlotishev

>Defected from Mexico to USSR in 1991
>Extremely talented hacker
>Infiltrated the DNC as a LGBT gay mexican undocumented immigrant
>Gives "LGBTQ+ Awareness" USB sticks to DNC members, sticks which contain dangerous russian malware from the Grizzly group

>Born in Itsfuckingcoldograd, Siberia
>Kidnapped by Putin at 11 years old to be hacker man
>single handedly killed 30 computer viruses in Crimea
>avid fan of The Eagles
>Can hack 50 votes a minute
>Hopes his services will eventually award him with a beautiful american wife

Again lost*, damn typos

The guy on the left is the one who's been creating all the problems lately. Motherfucker even has a cpu fan built into his suit. He's part of a super team created by Putin and the team includes MAN BEAR PIG!
We're fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkked!

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His name is Man Bear Minigun, ya cunt!

Stanislav "the Phisherman" Phishkunovski

>born from a 3 centuries old line of hackers
>personally related to Adolf Hitler and Kievan Rus

Yuri

>Enjoys hacking and living his life like a clandestine bad ass

bump

>Last known footage of russian defector, Yuri Vasiliev, (born John Smith) before escaping maximum security prison in Utah, he is believed to be armed and dangerous
>Wanted for questioning on russian hacking
>Reportedly pro-hitler
>Was present in Crimea during the Russian invasion, but no information is currently available

caught in the act

that is pretty hot

UNDERRATED

bilderbergmeetings.org/

Russians did this

>>Youra Slapenov
>master of photoshop propaganda responsible for:
>dinosaurs extinction
>Alex Jonez supple titties
>flat earth
>Bigfoot

Josef Schultzer

>His father was a high ranking nazi offer, had personal ties to Adolf Hitler
>Is extremely intelligent
>Uses his appearance as a disguise
>Loves vodka and bear meat
>Enjoys oppressing women, muslims, LGBTQs and People Of Colour
>Heavily involved in hacking since age 4
>Trained and brainwashed by russian government

>Grizzly Steppe
This is some ultimate cringe right here. Was US propaganda apparatus always this retarded?

He hacked into Pentagon twice.

>Podesta's password was KNOCKERS

Rengrad Dekovsky

>Injects keyloggers into adult sites that government agents are known to frequent, such as BLACKED.com
>Utilizes advanced line plots to map key locations in the DC area and other strategical locations
>Has seduced many female agents in the past, and has extruded terabytes worth of classified information from them
>His motto: "Give her (Mother Russia) the d (data)"

This is literally fake news
While you imagine Russian invasions Muhammad is raping and breeding white womens, having 3 wives and is on European welfare

nice bait

Wow, I always thought the code of the penis edit was the real thing.

+87 internets to you

damn m8, how much time you wasted on this? funny tho

No it was littleboicock69
Pedophiles are scared of knockers faggot

Ur Dagotov

>responsible for gorillions of people dying by hacking sandstorms
>has cheat codes irl, does not need a computer to hack
>can hack you in your sleep
>absolute madman
>believed to lead a nationalist organization

kek

>One of the few hacker mercenaries, or hacksenaries - if you will.

sorry bro, I don't see a connection with Putin or Trump, you fucked up

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>hacks in a room with a black screen filled with 0s and 1s for extra hacking energy
>wears a hoodie even if the room is air conditioned so his bruteforce hacks are more effective
>if he really tries he can "counter-balance" the Hillary votes with Trump votes but this requires all of his energy
>plays hundreds of games of counter strike simultaneously on the Pentagon's servers

I give you Sasha Ramanov

Nice meme OP.

Kek approves

>Video surveillance of Sergey Bolislaw, Russian cyber terrorist wanted for attempting to rig upcoming German elections arrested by authorities in Australia

bumping

i dont remember when i laughed so hard in my life
well done andOP

>tfw you will never have as many personal friends as Putin

Famous Russian hacker performs a satanic ritual in preparation for a long night of hacking
youtube.com/watch?v=ENHlIjDmjHM

Taras is a fucking legend

This is some fantastic fiction. Almost had me going for a second.

BUMP

Grigor Andronov

>Veteran of the 90s anime rave scene, used to survive by selling pirate software CDs
>Has schizophrenia from past drug abuse but it makes him more powerful
>Not part of any hacker group, since is too unpredictable, but is tentatively allowed to operate by Putin

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>>hacks in a room with a black screen filled with 0s and 1s for extra hacking energy
>>wears a hoodie even if the room is air conditioned so his bruteforce hacks are more effective
kek

Bump

Name: Pavel "Popcorn" Kournikova
Base of operations: Babushka's basement

>Inventor of "Internet of Things" hack on Microwaves
>Used said technique to assassinate one Putin rival while the man was nuking a bag of popcorn.
>Once hypnotized a retinal scanner
>Has policy that 3d waifus are OpSec vulnerability; works entirely alone.

Wildcard specialty: Matching pictures of sushi on Micronesian Hand-Dancing Techniques Forum

Hey, it's me!

Miroslaw Knutzinski
>Appears to be a harmless squatting slav
>Has multiple secret hacker workstations, hidden within dumpsters across the world
>Was likely in Washington DC at the time of the DNC Podesta hack
>Very hard to spot
>Also one of the most dangerous and least known russian assassins


Thanks my fellow Sup Forumsacks for keeping this thread alive and exposing these russian hackers, please help us spread these news to the world. #FAKENEWS #RUSSIANHACKERS

>IQ
>250

You know nothing about IQ or psychometrics.

Okay I just read the thread further, I take this back.

topkek

>tfw when Hungary is to intelligent too spot joke threads without reading more comments

>Miroslaw Knutzinski
Also known for hacking into the pentagon using only 2 cigarettes and a beerbottle. Known as McGuyverslav in hacker circles.

Dmitrij Popov, the creator of famos BolgenOS, the first OS specially designated for hackers, in adition it has not boring wallpapers

>Jamalokov

OP

> IQ of 34
> shit-posing for a week
> specializing in false-flag acceptance
> member of elite Norwegian cum-gargling force
> loves Hillary Clinton
> believes black lives matter

Nikita Pavel
>kidnapped by Putin at the age of 1
>was experimented on which gave him super strength and intelligence
>created a magnetic force field around his body at the age of 5
>after that he got into computers
>learned to hack using his mind with the help of his inventions
>responsible for many dota and counter strike hacks
>today he can be seen climbing trees in siberia trying to contact ayy lmaos

Akim Trampolyubovich

>result of an soviet experiment of combining a hyperintelligent bear and a moldovan town rapist
>IQ of over 300
>could operate a computer since he was 3 months old
>noted by Putin himself and placed on the hacking team
>responsible for the 6 gorillion jews that died in the holocaust oy vey
>hacked Hillary's anus by installing malware on a child to be sacrificed that was later consumed
>believed to be related to Radical Larry and Sam Hyde