NEW YEAR'S SECURITY TORONTO

I'm the CSIS Counter-Terrorism Liason to the Joint Task Force doing security this evening in Toronto.

Ask away, leafs

Dont believe you. Anyone who does is an idiot

Why?

Prove it.

>CSIS
>"doing" security

CSIS is not an LEO and has no actual lawful power; everything goes thru the RCMP.

Literally everyone knows this. Awful bait.

Obviously not going to disclose my identity, but this should be enough.

False. At high-profile events, CSIS and CSEC are almost always involved. RCMP provides man-power.

Also, never said I was the one doing security. I'm the liason, I'm going to be in a CP all night. I won't even be armed

>I won't be armed

b/c you legally cannot be armed. What a misleading thing to say.

CSIS is intel and does their 1980s-style FBI "surveillance" at big events in which they are van-sitters. CSEC rarely leaves their fucking building.

RCMP specialises in these situations; why would they need you?

that ID doesn't prove CSIS.

Tell me, what you do think about the nortel campus move?

Assuming you meant why I'm there specifically, I'm following up on some reports indication a possible threat this evening. We've got it covered, though.

What the fuck do you fags even do besides codebreaking and muh algorithms?

What occupations did you have before you joined CSIS? What sort of qualifications are required? How many years are you from full pension? Partial? Are you personally doing security, do you enjoy doing security? Any memorable or fun moments you wish to share?

Are you at all worried about posting your DND id? On Sup Forums of all places?

Have you not taken your security awareness course?

Have you been trained in weapons handling? Or are you a techy?


I wish you all the best luck in serving your country.
Do one for the queen!

Everyone who works for the DND has those, even civilians. Its the same as a mil ID card

Again, anyone asking questions or believing this guy is an idiot

For your first point, seeAs for the second, I don't work at the current NDHQ, nor will I be moving to the Nortel campus. Personally, it seems expensive and kind of a waste, but it's not my department so I don't really care.

Are you anticipating some sort of threat tonight, other that sour-puss American Hockey fans?

eastern-euro chatter; newspaper/sky-scanners; getting crumbs via Five Eyes.

I don't mind CSIS but the implication that they're spooks is ridiculous. They're a george smiley outfit.

this. no proof of CSIS. all the information posted by anyone in this thread, including me, is publicly-accessible.

potential threats = direct action.

Direct action = RCMP intervention (as an LEO)

You didn't answer: why would they need you as an intercessor? What can CSIS, a primarily big-picture intel group, help with domestic sur ops?

that seems like such a vague response to NORTEL that you might be full of shit...especially since there are non-classified things to mention.

CSIS ID doesn't have National Defence written on it you faggot

That's CSEC, CSIS is more like the FBI/CIA thing, HUMINT stuff.

RCMP for 13 years, then straight to my current occupation.

No, there's no pertinent info in the pic i gave.

Yes, and I'm within my bounds. This is my spare time.

Yes, but because of my previous occupation.

Yes, hence my presence to follow up on internal reports. Security will be tight, though, so no worries.

Considering I don't know much about the move, considering I'm not going to be moving there, I'm sorry my answer doesn't suffice.

Hi user. Thanks for taking questions. Would it be possible you could legislate some Canadian law to stop all the leafs from shitposting all over this board?
K, thanks. Bye.

How many "terrorists" are there in Canada?
Not just ISIS but Tamil Tiger sympathizers, Sikh militants, Somali operatives, anarchist bombers, etc.

I've been considering applying to work in CSIS, what kind of education/qualifications do I need? This is my last year in the cadet program.

Yes, everyone get's these cards, which is why it's the only thing I'm willing to show Sup Forums

so no comment about beijing being strangely close to the fear of wire tampering, or anything else?

Tell me; according to the mandate, how does domestic sur op fit into the purview of CSIS? Willing to prove CSIS other than a garden-variety DND card?

Any co-workers redpilled or are they normie faggots because it's 2016?

I'll get right on that.

Can't disclose official numbers, but recent reports indicate around 15-20 major cells in large urban centers. I'm only well versed on Toronto's cells, as that's where I'm posted.

Maybe do the military or RCMP first? A lot of guys seem to have done that.

Otherwise, you need to be a quick thinker, and a smart thinker as well. Physically fit, mentally flexible, basically all-round good at just "stuff"

back to the yankshed, 56%er

I was a reserve infanteer and I had one of those you colossal faggot

don't bother.

army or rcmp; something with legit training. You'd be a pencil-pusher looking into things like ukie back-channels.

Also they ask you some fucked up questions as a form of authoritative intimidation. It comes off transparently if the interviewer is a quivering woman from HR playing a role.

also if you're not a woman or shitskin don't bother.

There area few people here who share my views, but most people here truly, and all of us officially agree with the government (because we have to).

I would hope so, everyone working for the DND and DPS gets one.

Not necessarily true on the last point. Qualifications trump political agendas when we recruit, for obvious reasons.

This reply just gave away your roleplay

am i on a list?

You are now.

I am full of doubt, someone working at CSIS would call anyone a shitskin. When anybody with a dark skin you work with is mostly good guys (like the rest of the guys), you quickly loose racism and focus on more important things.

You either gave up your roleplay or this was a poor information gathering exercise.

No.

I came hear to allow some people in the Toronto area to ask me questions about tonight, not disclose all my personal information on an anonymous website.

Take this thread for what you will. Believe me, don't believe me, doesn't matter to me.

check IDs you tit. I'm not

Sorry.

Good points, but isn't me.

that's not what I said. You don't have to disclose anything personal; as my post shows it was all things unrelated to you entirely. I asked you your opinion or nortel. Then I asked you about how your presence in a domestic sur op is in the purview of CSIS' mandate, via Bill C-9. That mandate is publicly-accessible and if you really worked for CSIS you'd be able to explain how your actions relate to your mandate.

Ergo your role-play isn't convincing.

no worries; it's a useful tool so learn how it works.

I heard there's a bioweapons lab in Winnipeg, is this true?

Still not sure what you're asking.

Are you asking if I've read and know about the Canadian Security Intelligence Service Act? Because the answer is yes.

Are you asking if the op I'm currently on is within our mandate? Because yes it is, this op is an inter-departmental task force for this evening's security. The only reason I'm here is because I'm working the files on the cells here in Toronto.

Are you asking if I'm on a sanctioned op? Because yes, I am.

There is a regional office in Winnipeg, although I've never heard of a bioweapons lab. That sounds more DND to me.

What is the threat? Can you give us a tip at least? I'm going downtown tonight, and don't want to get bombed.

The most recent info suggests a bus or subway attack, via explosives. Try to be careful on the yellow line and on bus lines running around Nathan Phillips. Ride near the doors.

When in Nathan Phillips, you're fine. Security there is pretty tight.

I'll stay off the yellow line entirely. Thank you.

Of course.

Keep in mind the analysts have given ANY attack a MAXIMUM probability of no more than 30%, but that's still high enough to warrant heightened security.

How long do you think it will before we see an Islamic terrorist attack on Canadian soil? How many such attempts have CSIS intercepted? Is Calgary a hotbed for Islamist terrorism?

Hopefully never, if we do our jobs correctly.

There have been a few, The Toronto 18 is the most famous one.

I'm only familiar with Toronto and the GTA, so I can't say decisively. I would suspect no, but that's a gut feeling.

>>There area few people here who share my views, but most people here truly, and all of us officially agree with the government (because we have to).

Is CSIS sophisticated enough to know who you are and that you have posted these responses? As an employee are you under surveillance? Are you to presume you are? Or, is it more like you're just one of millions who's online activities are swept up and then put under review as needed?

I called news and said csis said there would be attack and send them thread

The second one.

Excellent, I'm sure they'll take the Sup Forums thread right to the newsroom.

>Ask away, leafs
how did you get this job?

what do you know about csis?

what do you know about the hidden terror plots that have yet to be uncovered by the mainstream media?

Toronto seems more likely, just on a population basis, not to mention that is the banking and investment hub of Canada. But, Calgary has a very large Muslim community, the vast majority of whom are decent folks, but from what I've heard it is becoming a recruiting area.

I applied for it.

That it's a intel gathering service that I work for? Not sure what you mean.

Not much, I'm only based in Toronto.

I see your point.

They said they would make announcement

>checked
>recent reports indicate around 15-20 major cells in large urban centers
How do you learn about these groups; I assume most major cities are in the same situation. What stops you from arresting these people?

Sweet, can't wait to see it.

What stops everything? Politics, bureaucracy. Also the idea is to tap them for information regarding the evidence.

hey gimme a job.

fake & gay

Gimme a blowjob

Thanks for indulging in my roleplay, Sup Forums.

Its amazing how easy it is to bait you guys.

CSIS is a God damn joke. I called last year giving details about a PO1in the Navy leaking info like a sieve and their response was that it wasn't their department. Day of the rake when?

What about the east coast? Any major cells?

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards....

>the objective of Sup Forums is to not get "b8ed"

Find out whom was this and go after him

Is it true that they were training on Christian redneck land?

tbqh reported him, probably will get banned for being a gigantic faggot

Can we see your dick?

TELL US MORE ON THE POTENTIAL HAPPENING!!!

Get off pol then.

And it's JTFC, btw.

Definitely Chinese interests keeping an eye on naval response times. I went on a tinder date with a Russian girl who said she was German and asked alot of... informed questions.

What's the best way to apply for a job in tech for CSIS? Do you know what technologies (Windoze, Unix/Linux, SALT stack, etc) that they would want to see on a resume?

Are Mushits being monitored 24/7 in Weedland ?

how was this bait? u pretended to be someone that u weren't? Oooh it was soo easy lol.

I bet all the girls on omegle love you

where is the best place to plant a bee 0 em pee

(xks users: obvious joke)

911 was an inside job

the election was hacked, faked, and rigged.

i am a huge faggot

Reporting to CSIS.