Brit/pol/ - Quintessentially German Edition

If you include Strawpolls in the OP then you must add an "I'm not British" option. 29% of all Brit/pol/ poll responses are from foreigners

>Why it would be wise to call an early election
independent.co.uk/voices/editorials/general-election-2017-theresa-may-will-she-call-it-a7499156.html

>The media finally catches on - Voters are now divided based on cultural attitudes, not economics
independent.co.uk/voices/brexit-voting-elections-labour-conservative-ukip-snip-labour-loser-a7502046.html

>Inside Britain's strictest school - It's succeeding, yet it's full of Pakis and niggers. Really makes you think
theguardian.com/education/2016/dec/30/no-excuses-inside-britains-strictest-school

>2017 - Year of the Milkman
yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/lord-newby-bleak-predictions-for-2017-but-silver-lining-for-lib-dems-1-8309930

>Kosher May? Autistic PM defends disgusting kikes' land grabs, attacks USA for anti-Israel speech
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/29/theresa-may-rebukes-us-attack-israel/

>News from Rotherham - Nonces still run amok; the constituency that had 1,400+ children groomed by Pakistanis and ended up voting Labour even more than they did in 2010 has learned nothing
express.co.uk/news/uk/697583/Rotherham-abuse-scandal-child-grooming-gangs-industrial-scale-victims-CSE

>From The Mouth Of Joe Owens: Winning Hearts & Minds
vimeo.com/197519134

>Corbyn to Theresa: "You're not Henry VIII"
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/28/jeremy-corbyn-you-are-not-henry-viii-theresa-may-brexit-deal-commons-vote

>Why is Labour so worried about a crackdown on voter fraud?
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/labour-worried-crackdown-voter-fraud/

>Tories lack the courage to acknowledge the scale of leaving the EU
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/28/theresa-may-lacks-courage-admit-scale-brexit-warns-senior-civil/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=KIViy7L_lo8&spfreload=10
strawpoll.me/11998772
telegraph.co.uk/culture/4727748/Ecce-homo-ecce-homosexual.html
gizmodo.com/google-changes-algorithm-to-remove-holocaust-denying-re-1790500861
youtu.be/bfICHKS0FEE
theguardian.com/technology/2016/dec/16/google-autocomplete-rightwing-bias-algorithm-political-propaganda
theguardian.com/technology/2016/dec/04/google-democracy-truth-internet-search-facebook
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>KINGDOM OF JERUSALEM (CHRISTIANITY)
>ISRAEL (((JUDAISM)))
>PALESTINE (RELIGION OF PEACE)
>NONE OF THE ABOVE (EUPHORIA)


>>>>>>>>>>>>XX

Well, goodnight lads. Happy new year, go give you mam a hug. Get ready for the next current year, I have a feeling it's going to be a good current year.

>tfw american

ANIME IS FOR CUNTS

I'm going to rise from grave next Christmas eve so none of you tossers will ever have your precious "holiday".

Oliver "Slaughter All Taterniggers" Cromwell ain't done yet.

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>Trump and Brexit grouped in with the bit about terrorist attacks

Really made me think.

youtube.com/watch?v=KIViy7L_lo8&spfreload=10

I bloody hope so.

>T. Shlomo

>TAKE THE POLL
strawpoll.me/11998772 (embed)
strawpoll.me/11998772 (embed)
strawpoll.me/11998772 (embed)

Brit/pol/ New Year booze edition.

Why is everybody so mean to poor milkman?

>Implying I would ever be mean to our future Prime Minister

>Speaking in a parable.--A Jesus Christ was possible only in a Jewish landscape--I mean one over which the gloomy and sublime thunder cloud of the wrathful Yahweh was brooding continually. Only here was the rare and sudden piercing of the gruesome and perpetual general day-night by a single ray of the sun experienced as if it were a miracle of "love" and the ray of unmerited "grace." Only here could Jesus dream of his rainbow and his ladder to heaven on which God descended to man. Everywhere else good weather and sunshine were considered the rule and everyday occurrences.

t. Nietzsche

>Nietzsche

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I wonder what would happen to the country if the lib dems got the majority

>tfw too ill to drink tonight

>Even fucking Specstacular can't help but reeeee at Trump and Nige

*too intelligent

Royalists will be the first to die on the day of my Resurrection.

I sure hope you all still have muskets and swords, you'll be needing them dearly.

>YKTD is spending New Year's Eve night on Brit/pol/

Kek.

>too poor
just fuck me up and end it now bro

>favorite

DROPPED

You've really gone down a few levels in my mind over these last few weeks. Your posts have been fucking terrible.

Nietzsche died of syphilis. Probably administered rectally. I like Nietzsche, but let's not delude ourselves about the real source of his hostility towards Christianity.

>coded references, not only to homosexual desires but also to actual homosexual experiences, are to be found in his works
telegraph.co.uk/culture/4727748/Ecce-homo-ecce-homosexual.html

Nothing much would change except a second referendum in which we'd vote Remain

Farron instantly resigns as Prime Minister to become Honorary President of the EU and brings it into a new era of unprecented free trade by removing all tariffs on skimmed milk

>Getting his vote in low res

Who wins?

Fuck google and fuck niggers.

Who else drinking cheap prosecco alone?

The one with the most testosterone.

Yeah, but no he didn't. It's been proven false time and time again but posting the telegraph as a source is just so easy, eh?
>OH LOOK! Another media establishment claimed another philosopher was gay! How INTERESTING! What's that now, EVERY PHILOSOPHER EVER WAS APPARENTLY A GAY!!?!?! Every intellectual was gay? Every artist was gay? p.s it's definitely not just people rewriting history for their own benefit or agenda! not at all! Believe m! Trust me!

Fucking idiot. Fuck off back to Tumblr you cunt.

Brits explain this

Why Google is bad?

Would help if we knew what it was, poo.

New year's eve and you're all here posting on Sup Forums at home on your own. How pathetic.
Esfores sends their regards.

250g of some product made by mcvities

Thats some damn good explination im doing tonight lads

It's in date

>gif

Its a Biscuit I picked up in the supermarket.
It says its made in Great Britain. But then they say it again in Islam. Why you got so much Islam?

They are ultra-leftists.

Why is it pathetic? I don't feel it bad. I had enough booze and fun on previous New Years.

Love me some mcvities

>leicestershire

Is it yours? Has it been shipped internationally?

It means you've got till the end of April to eat them my friend. Enjoy!

(You) is back!

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I got asked to go out
but I have stopped drinking, and no longer socialise in settings where people will be binge drinking

I just can't deal with the 2 week hangovers of self hatred and shame that might accompany it if I do something silly

Yes sir.

Why are you surprised its written in foreign then? You do have a lot of muslims in your country you know.

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14% of your country is Muslim. Blame yourself, not us. McVities is just catering to your market.

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>these chicken squiggles are a language so-called "people" speak

Our products dont have Islam written on them honest.
Its either (mostly) English or if its a cheap ass product it will have local vernacular on it.

accurate

OH NAHHHH NAHHH HOGMONAY OOOOOOOH NAH NAH HOGMONAY HOGMONAY, HOGMONAY. The square root of 69 is 8 sumfink.

HH brother.

I guess you norweigans could say the same about us Swedes.

>Hamlet
>black
>Julius Ceasar
>black
>Brutus
>black
>King Lear
>black
>Macbeth witches
>black
Is there anything Google can't culturally enrich?

I am sorry to disappoint but, if it were pandering to Indian Muslims it would habe Urdu on it (I havnt seen any product with Urdu on it in the past decade).

The writings on this one is in Arabic (this is a guess)
In recognize Urdu but dont knoe jack about other Islams

I like Jews, I don't like pajeets. It's sad that there're shitloads of pajeets work in Jewgle.

Why do the chinks have so few nukes?

Norweigans.. Not using a capital letter on it like I did on Swedes made me feel bad.

Minimum deterrent policy.

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Went out to drink with my mates yesterday, out to dinner with family rn

They afraid to be sued by The Guardian. Dishonest people are eager to sue companies with lots of money, racism is a nice reason to blame Google so they alter their search results.

Just got back from Party friend. Cutie gf sleeping next to me. Comfy. All I came here for was to post this.

Economic power

Weird way of saying you shat on the street

>Google Fixes Algorithm to Remove Holocaust-Denying Results
gizmodo.com/google-changes-algorithm-to-remove-holocaust-denying-re-1790500861

You've got to be shittin me

youtu.be/bfICHKS0FEE

>I like Jews
You wouldn't like them if they were trying to cross breed your nation with niggers and replace your religion with islam.

>so few nukes

hahahahahahahaha

MUH JOKE OX

Painfully fake


>slain

theguardian.com/technology/2016/dec/16/google-autocomplete-rightwing-bias-algorithm-political-propaganda

theguardian.com/technology/2016/dec/04/google-democracy-truth-internet-search-facebook

The Guardian constantly blames Google because tech companies stole brainwashing monopoly from media.

>not being able to decipher squiggle, slav letters, pinyin, kana and Corean moon runes

How can you fight thine enemy when you know not your enemy?

Shh. No bells. Only muezzin now.

Why does Shitskin Paki Mohammed Pedostan have so many nukes?

For the inevitable war with the poos.

Cologne at the moment

Watching Mrs Brown's Boys, lads?

>tfw Nick Griffin will never come back to are Joe

A P.O. Box is used for post. Not poo.

>How can you fight thine enemy when you know not your enemy?
Because I don't fight them I just drop a nuke on them from 30,000ft.

Jeff?

>All those shitskins

My mum's left my dad aftet 36 years today. How do i help him brit/pol/?

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Queuing and common decency

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So diverse

>One of the bastions of Western culture and civilisation has now completely capitulated to the (((enrichment))) of shitskins and and inferior "people"

If they rape anyone we won't hear about it until March, IF a disgruntled officer cares to leak it to the press.