Hi, I'm here for the job interview

Hi, I'm here for the job interview.

welcome to the funny hair corporation son, youre gonna go far here :^)

we specialize in hiring people who have the moustache on their head. You're hired!

No tattoos..Hired!

How come your mustache is on your forehead and your pubic hair is above your lips?

that's a weird way to do a hohol but ok

Hired!

Why is your moustache on your forehead? vato??

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fpbp

Whats that you calling me an "ese" and you say youre on parole as well as declaring you wont do what I tell you? We need more spics to fill the quota and these respectable white candidates fit for the job have too much privilege so HIRED!

LMAO senpai xD

that shit is fire

I moustache you some questions first.

Fixed.

Don't talk shit. That hairstyle was popular very briefly. Pic related is the greatest goalscorer in history.

SOLO CHINGA MI MIERDA FAMILIA

Hey wey. Chingar nadamas se usa en Mexico. Es mejor decir SOLO FORNICES MI MIERDA!

That creativity is worth something

Oh I see. He's half mongol, half australian.

Do you have any experience building walls?

I'm here for the job as a financial consultant

'member Ronaldo (Uno)

What are your qualifications?

Va fut in gura cu parul de prasit

He'd make a good Lyft mascot.

We dont accept Ukrainians, sorry

Would you say I have a plethora?

Kek

Both these cunts look like ugly gap toothed monkeys.

you seem to have misplaced your moustache pedro

I moustache you a few questions first

That mustache is about 5 inches too high.

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Are you trying to be Johnny the Homicidal Maniac or something, Pablo?

I can wield a two ended lightsaber.

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