Why are white males such losers?

Why are white males such losers?

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>tfw too intelligent to be colored

Its weird, I noticed my local Taco Bell was a huge spot for Magic cards and D&D and shit, I drive past the drive through windows and spy people playing those type of games all the time.

Is there some sort of underground tabletop gaming scene going on?

That's been happening at the Popeyes Chicken place by my house, and they stay open until like 1 am I think

It seems underground if you don't understand it, but if you're in the know, it's just another Tuesday afternoon for them.

>implying those aren't 10/10 patrician games

Eating greasy food around magic cards.

Taco bell has super cheap burritos in the afternoons which might be why.

>physically bringing a desktop PC anywhere outside your house
WTF?

>Tfw reading warhammer 40k and want to play the board game but don't want to lose my Chad status and become immerse myself in degenerate neckbeards

Can't lose a game you never opted to play.

Video games are cancer. Even in my apartment's lobby (I live on my college campus) there are the same dorks playing video games literally from morning to night. Everyone calls them The Lobbyists because they're always there.

Too intelligent for the vaginakike
Being gay is the ultimate redpill

If you talked to them and tried to give them the incentives in 2017 to stop being the lobbyists, would you be successful?

M8 the key is to get one or two other Chad's into it. That's how I did it when I was younger. And we just played at my friends house and made our own terrain. Occasionally going to an actual place to play.

Stopped playing Symphonia half way through. Did I fuck up?

>Czech education

THIS
not near my commander

Did you only play by yourselves? Or did you invade a group of perfectly good non-chads and fuck their fun up?

why are there so many wmaf couples where the woman is ugly but virtually no amwf where the woman is unattractive?

What's "Chad" status? Is that like "Chav" in the U.K. but for Australia, or totally different? I have nfc, just curious.

>stardew valley
>patrician

did you even look at the image, mohammad?

all 4 are ugly what is your point?

Because the confirmation bias you have is deep seated in dillusion.

I like it. It's comfy

Only problem is they aren't playing the truly patrician super smash brothers melee for the Nintendo GameCube.

they aren't even multiplaying, the guy on the right is playing fucking tales of symphonia

Don't worry bro.

I was a "Chad" in high school / college and I still am. Maxed out toons in EQ1, EQ2, WOW, and a few other more obscure MMOs on top of being DM for my local sperg lord D&D / Path Finder group.

All Chad's are spergs at heart.

We live for self glorification, subjugation of the peasantry, and we really don't give a fuck about anyone else.

My only advice is start taking some sort of grappling martial art or maybe kick boxing if you like to fight.

Right now I'm a "startup programing guru" living in Dubai. I am knee deep in high end Russian Ballerina pussy, they can't collect child support or demand DNA test, and they all come crawling back begging for more D.

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leaving the house to play stardew valley in mcdonalds lel


ONLY IN MURICA OF DRUMPF

These guys obviously because they play some casual bullshit.
Seriously wtf, who plays Stardew Valley? It's T-11 2017!

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>implying having real hobby's and interests wont make bitches wet, as long as you don't sperg hard on them

>implying other chads don't play 40k

>implying chads care what people think

go for it mang, 40k is top tier. if you pull the trigger on the models tho take care to not get more than you can paint at one time.

Kortney kane is goat ; fuck you

Yeah but Tales of Symphonia is dope as fuck

pro tip
they arent
non white males are

she has a rice grain head and leathery skin

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that's a pornstar on the right

Yeah and thats what makes her hot

Is this you in the video user?

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Do you do anything else with your time except spam fantasy shit? Asians are so pathetic. Your shitty /r/asianmasculinity has nothing on Sup Forums. It's just unfunny vitriol whereas our memes are pretty good

I got 5 (You)s, I think I'm good m8.

When you average 5 inch penis theres not much else you can do desu

>M50x
No

it's /r9k/ slang for a popular but retarded attractive/buff guy that fucks all the women

why would the owner let them do that? all that data usage and electricity

Who is this faggot nigger baiting for responses on Sup Forums of all places.. don't you have a tree that you should be swinging from or being a slave to a society that you fail to inherently understand because you are a worthless nigger that just runs his dumb ass monkey mouth?

>We already fuck your women because its just that easy.. why don't you just accept your inferiority and we can move past our differences.

>Nigger

Because there's a huge anti intellectual culture in high schools. Be smart. Social death sentence. Expect not to even have a chance of getting laid until you're 30.

Go back to /r/asian'masculnity'. At least we're not fags that ban people we dislike on sight, which means even sad acts like you can post. See, we even let Schlomos post here

I lost my virginity at 18 but I had to hang around butt heads to do it.

>WE

Take that 5 inch benis, circumcise it and its yours.

I taught English in Thailand as a WHITE MALE. 30 for a short introvert in America, maybe.

Fucking leafs

They are such unbelievable cucks its actually insulting to our race

If there was a demand for it it would happen but Sup Forums attracts a different crowd compared to reddit.

ya'll nigs just mad cause of your small dicks
women prefer the superior leaf cock

Get out of here Jeff

Thailand doesn't count you fag that's the same as banging a hooker.

He's right you know.. 5 inches.. psheeww mate..

I would be frightened, I would legitimately be concerned with my ability to please women

>Asian man
>Canadian
Pick one

Ok I might be Irish-Italian which does in essence make me a nigger.. but you motherfuckers like indulge the liberal agenda to a point of complete delusion.. you actually like the idea of sleeping with black women

>You might as well be niggers

>claims to be chad
>insecure in himself

what did you mean by this?

>taking your computer to a fast food place where its left extremely vunerable to niggers, high school faggots and drunks college chadbros

It might be a language thing. In American English, getting laid would include banging a hooker. You can get laid with your wife, a random girl, etc.

I guess Australian English is different?

you can tell so many gooks live here now

Yep, the sizes are just a virtue signaling of the upcoming beta male uprising

Maybe someone or something is spreading rumours to try and make you feel insecure. I wonder who it could be

dude there are odd people that play card games at my mcburgerandfries

>I was a "Chad" in high school / college and I still am.

please dont blame the asians for your small size straya

T. Obese NEET faggot.

Imagine how much higher Canada's nation average would be if you and your kin were sent back to chingchong world

This even double sleeved decks aren't save from T-Bell.
also edh is best format, and probably the only playable one tbhfam

Dunno about the power consumption but it's probably negligible as long as they aren't lugging those things in every day. As for data they probably have an unlimited data plan. If they were buying stuff regularly the place was probably cool with it.

meanwhile the actual average is like 4.6 for pajeet

Well he does actually specify some pretty unique parameters..

I believe him because I fit all those descriptions generally dont care about anyone but myself and have had women throw themselves at me despite being a heroin addict with hepatitis

Isn't this an internet café?

How does india manage to have the smallest dick size? They're caucasians too.

dont start 40k. prices are insane in your country for the plastic crack-- unless youre a rich fag

>according to women
Discarded

wut? don't they have Devonian or w.e its called in them as well as neanderthal. Pretty sure it is the devonian that causes the small dick and breeding

autism genes

I know, women overestimate size, it should be smaller by one inch.

It should say 5.67" for americans and 4.85" for strayans

The guy you're talking to is Asian m8. He's got a rice pecker

you wish, it's 8.5 inches

>your average white american male

I'll be the first one to be honest. I've got 7.5 inches - nothing remarkable, within normal range. You are bullshiting.

We survived the mist
Being white is a color

I never in my life thought I might see some motherfucker playing haven and hearth in public.

Not to mention a faggot right next to him playing STALKER.

Definitely not normie.

>7.5
haha, 7 inches is king of the dicklets tier

what's your girth? mines is 6 inches around

Yeah we wouldn't say we got laid if we banged a hooker. We would just say we fucked a ho or something. Went to the brothel.

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5.5. The difference between you and I is that I'm not lying, gookboi

typical above average fag, thinks anything above 8 inches is rare.

Internet bars are still a thing? Fucking nostalgia. Playing CS overnights in the basement of some factory. When come out in the morning you automatically tag all pedestrians heads and want to short burst them. How long ago was it? Feels like past millennium.

Average Asian benis is like 4 inches.

Thanks for the info Aus-bro. May it serve me well when I go to teach English in Taiwan or Japan.

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>playing best Tales
>loser

whatever makes you feel big man
average is 7 inches once you take out all the microdicks bringing the number down.