2017 predictions

ITT: we try to predict the events of 2017 with gets

I'll start
>The queen will die

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of to a good start, ok let's try it
>big conventional war involving Russia

FUGgggg

China gets assblasted by some insignificant act done by Trump

volcano eruption

:----D

Shit, I really liked her as well :(((((

I reckon Osama bin Barack or whatever the outgoing pres's name is will die of being bummed by a Russian hacker who has a clock as jig as Moscow. I'm also going to have a hangover in the mornings in piassd

>l.eddit frogs get banned
>trumpkins get deported to t_d
>consecutive integers are banned on this board
>jidf and ctr die

Ah we're doing good so far

man you didnt say when!

Some pseudo crusader commits a terrorist act in Europe and we hear about on the news for 2 weeks straight so the left can get cheapshots in at white people and use it to rationalize the way Muslims are from that point on

Just sometime this year user
Well shit sticks

The towers of babylon will burn anew with flame

SATAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Satan wills it!

oh strong prediciton

GLOBAL NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!

Clinton goes to jail.

my prediction: Europe will become a massive interracial breeding grounds and women will be fucked by swarms of men and creampied in the streets. Europeans will still be on Sup Forums calling other people cucks to make themselves feel better.

Southern California Earthquake

Trump says nigger on national TV

Hillary dies

Trump and Putin retake constantinople

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Alex Jones will predict WW3 several times next year, just like all the years before.

This

>Germany.

I don't think it's a prediction if it's already happening

The aliens will will make contact with us.

The explosion of Betelgeuse will finally reach our solar system.

Fucking kek

Pakistan uses a nuclear weapon

This, please this

Re-roll

Vesuvus errupts, killing millions in the process.

EU falls apart.

The great kebab removal begins.

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The Afd will get 35%

George Soros will die

Some American Anti-fa member gets killed for fucking with the wrong American, killer gets away with it on self defense claim.

we'll have a fun and happy year, and everyone will make progress in becoming better people.

praise kek

Here's what will happen in 2017
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also Cenk will die.

THE DEATH OF SOROS

Le Pepen will win
and FREXIT

Hillary dies in a airplane crash (crashing this plane)

The queen dies

Space rock hits Germany and kills 21 people

The simulation will finally end and we'll wake up in the year 4200.

Pan-Slavic Race War will begin on first light of the 5th day. Look to the East.

ronda will commit suicide after her second crushing defeat

2017?
>msm lose broadcasting licenses
>Soros dies
>zombie apocalypse starts from STD mutation or bio weapon only effecting degenerates.

Nuclear war

>DPRK nukes Turkey
>USA nukes DPRK
>Russia nukes USA

RACE WAR
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EU federalizes even more in response to Brexit, no more countries leave.

Another big middle eastern war

Economic recession during first half of the year, Trump is blamed.

Salt miners and proctologists continue to make a fucking mint.

some vegan with lobestretchers kills trump and the new reichkanzler of germany starts rebuilding the wall (on it's old position because FUCK the east)

4th Reich

Donald Trump impeached. Pence fucks shit up and starts a war.

reroll

Trump nudes leak
JUST U WAIT

Alright I try again

>Germany will begin the fourth Reich
>Russian-American alliance
>World peace will ensue after Muslim death crusade

I get a gf and no one else in this thread does. Those who already have gf's ITT will lose them by June.

Belgium triggers WW3.

Kissinger will die

so close

Confirmed
I wish

Cyberwar World 3, niggas!

Topgear gets cancelled after BBC loses a lawsuit against the Grand Tour

Damn well I tried

Fake

Israel gets nuked.

I die

that's 2018 talk friendo

Trump is like that girl in high school who you obsessed over but was no good. Everyone warned you, but she put out like crazy so you couldn't help yourself. Remember how awfully fast THAT got awfully familiar? That's Donald Trump. The public is going to begin seriously regretting Donald Trump by the end of 2017.

haha very funny kid, "haha look i wish the Queen was dead how funny and edgy i am haha" yes very edgy of you i am very impressed.

Ohh I like

You stole my get. Oh well, at least da joos die

Huge economic catastrophe, all major banks are shut and money market accounts frozen. The IMF has to bail out all central banks using the SDR basket ushering in a new global currency amid waves of huge protests and wars breaking out on each continent.

Ragnarök!!!

Major terrorist attack in Russia

Russian rebels take over more of Ukraine

Israel is on the brink of nuclear war

France elects Le Pen

Merkel is ousted

Gitmo is expanded

Jimmy Carter dies

Leafposters finally Banned.

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Europe awakens

right wing death squads kill a few shitskins in germany

oh christ kek really hates jews

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Yellowstone will erupt

witnessed!

Hillary clinton will die

More massive terrorist attacks, Trump shenanigans and more far right parties winning elections

duh

Sup Forums will become a vegan board

oy gevalt

Japan re-militarizes and attacks Pearl Harbor again

New York City. 500+. 5 hours 33 minutes.

Hillary will be arrested, and Bill Clinton will run to China.

EU will crumble to nationalist fervor and globalists will riot because they don't get their way

Witnessed

ayy invasion

Falklands war, Argies win.

Germans finally wake up

obama's birth certificate is legitimately proven false. trump official 44th president of the USA. liberals commit sodoku