Be american

>be american
>have no established religion
>have 100000% free speech
>get arrested if you lie under oath

topkek, what the fuck?

>""""""freedom"""""

>be british
>have islam as my established religion
>have 100000% refugees
>get killed for being haram

topkek, what the fuck?

>promise to tell the truth to aid in the pursuit of justice
>lie, perverting justice
>obstruction of justice is a crime

What do you want, OP? If you don't want to tell the truth just exercise your 5th amendment right to remain silent.

>Be yank
>fight for and protect subhuman gooks
Topcuck

>sell a car to someone
>they give me the money
>I tell them I was just joking about selling the car and keep the money
>they sue me


nice freedom of speech America

>be britbong
>rapefart

What is this freedom americans have that europeans dont?
Why do they believe that europeans wants greencards?
Why do they say they're the leader of the free world?

>we can deny the holocaust and own guns
>y'all wish you could come here and have freedoms
>because we are, we outspend the next ten biggest militaries combined.

LoL

I can dress up as a nazi and say hail hitler at the mall, walk down the street

Death to the Jew

Kill the muds

The .01% are into baby rape

>because we are, we outspend the next ten biggest militaries combined.

And yet still can't beat gook rice farmers or sandrat opium farmers.

Somebody's butthurt America rules the seas.

Deal with it.

>be arrested if you lie in a court of law where the entire point is to determine only the truth

None of your aircraft carriers are at sea. Literally useless.

We fought in that war too, lad.

We can end all life on this planet within minutes and there isn't a single country that could stop us

Congrats dude. So can India. It's not even a big deal.

Yeah, we aren't stationed there right now protecting them
and so can russia, whats your point?

You mean the super carriers. Because going by British standards for carriers, we have plenty and at least one in the gulf right now. We just call them amphibious ships because we have real aircraft carriers.

But the last time they fought for them was in the 50s. They didn't pussy out and leave their conquests like we did.

We're stationed in your country as we speak

>Risking British lives for insect people
Ah yes, truly a loss.

>Losing vast swathes of the globe and being able to absorb insect people into our military ranks as cannon fodder to stop the loss of British lives.

Now it's only cheeky lads being shot to bits in the desert.

We got about 1500jews, you have 5-6million. We can deny the holocaust and own guns too, tho here you need to state a purpose before purchase, which is just plain common sense.

We're top 10 in the world on gun ownership, want to compare gun violence next?

Do you outdebt the next 10 militaries combined aswell? You're keeping military upkeep way high to start useless wars where you ruin stable nations in favor of chaos, death, ISIS and increased terror. Because people like Hillary Clinton and her jew handler Soros owns you

You say you're keeping NATO safe but doesnt that mean the rest of NATO is cucking you?


Only in Germany will you be arrested for such a thing, but they wouldnt get 50years of rapejail

You guys being any more free than regular european nations is propaganda you've been fed to stay united, if you ever fragment you're fucked