New Year's Resolution

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Tell us your New Year's Resolution for 2017.

cut my own throat on my birthday

-get out of this small town and move to the city
-work out like a mofo
-get a gf
-stop being an antisocial cuck

2016 was a good year of growth for me. I can fkn do it.

Lift a lot and get into school to become a med tech.

fap less

Be more like Tucker

make a minimum of 2000 bucks a month

I want to help make America great again

new job

double-tap myself

My resolution is to pass my NBRC exam and get hired at least per diem at a hospital.

Patrician.

Still 1080p

- cut what I watch on TV by at least 50%
- buy my first house
- use save time to exercise more and maintain livable house

Shitpost more on Sup Forums by pretending to be hillshill and maldraw to attract hate and scorn

To stop fapping to pornography and hentai. I need the energy and strength to overcome my lustful desires to fap. Happy New Year Sup Forums.

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Find the sauce

>Finish with my second engineering degree once and for all.
>tell my fellow student to finally to go out
>Get my shit together and finally invest in the stock market as I always wanted since getting my civil engineering degree.

- Get out of the house allot more
- Dull my anxiety
- Get fit
- Find Gf
- Aquire job

Why don't you at least just try to draw better comics?

>become college senior
>go to the gym more than once a week
>Stop drinking so much

Sym Bionic Titan

Feliz Ano Nuevo imbecile

To stop being a NEET.

Symbionic Titan

Just look up like "symbiotic Titan dance" on YouTube lmao

It was a FUCKINF kid show
I remember this airing on tv watching with my little brothers

>be me
>alone
>my one true love isn't here, i lost her
it's going fucking great.

I just want to punch God in the face.

get a life and double down on last year's resolution (which i've been cheating on lately): fifty push ups before i wring my schlongus of its rancid man-mayo

No more Sup Forums

im moving to thailand to work remotely on the 17th for the remainder of the year

my goal is to lose 20lbs and impregnate a thai girl

I'm getting back in 20s shape, when I was badass.

Travel to a foreign nation (can't travel to Canuckistan).

Waifu Pinoy milf.

>Get gun licence
>get a decent job.

So literally cut your life into pieces.

I will not repeat the mistake of spending holidays with my passive aggressive family.
Great idea you fucking faggot. Of course it's a leaf.

I plan to blanda upp and betray the white race.

>gun licence

its his last resort

you have no idea how jealous us arbeiters are.

Getting a fucking job

Read a bunch of books

learn portugese

get some friends

embrace fascist reactionism

maybe attend church and buy a bible

NOFAP 2017
got an hour, can rub a few out before then

>not going out like a warrior gunning down as many niggers and slimes as you possibly can

Wimp

What about suffocation, there's no breathing.

Make 500k and move to the US

Be myself, and do not let myself be distracted by any Idiot in achieving my Goals.

Wish the same to anybody on Sup Forums (even the austistic crowd)

Start hitting the gym and lifting. It's not a first time thing for me I've just been on a very long break from the gym (~9 months).

I'm not a skeletor either, just about slightly underweight for my height. Anyone have any specific workouts for just getting toned?

Actually start learning programming :(

>Build more muscle
>No more hard drugs
>Grow out my beard
>No porn
>No more casual hookups, tinder, or okcupid. Dangerous lifestyle.
>Limit masturbation to once a week
>Focus on career
>Get new gf. Gf of 4 years dumped me in May. Took me a while to get over it even while dating other people. Time to find the next love of my life.
>Go on a vacation
>Be more positive. Focus on the good, less on the bad. 2016 was in general a great year, especially for the right wing.

2017 is here lads. Stay fit, get a nice haircut, and stop watching porn.

Train hard for the race war.

going to hire a qt azn prostitute to lose my virginity to

how old are you user?

pretty much the same

Stop hating myself so much.

>Attacking the ripples in the water and not the volcano

return to reddit you newfag

I want to let go.I want to endure. I want to survive.

-Follow through with my Trump resolution of no pornagraphy
-Put effort into the weak shit that I called exercise past year
-Get a GF worth wifeing
-Read more
-Get into the Lineman's apprenticeship program
-MAGA

Step up the raping game

Find a way to increase my wages.

>t. wagecuck

if you're starting after the age of 14-16 you're too late bro

maybe you'll get to be a code-monkey, but you'll never be a master

Dumped my gf. Going to focus on working out and getting into a trade most likely HVAC. Done dating for a while they suck the fucking life out of you.

Doesn't give a fuck

>resolution is to see the entire masses get hit with the redpill next year.

I love you, you little faggot. Try and be happy.

>learn portugese
Why not spanish? fuck Portugal, they are moors

>get muscle
>stop being so god damned fat
>buy a firearm and train
>finish my personal project

>no fap
>get back into cardio and working out
>eat better
>take up a martial art
>focus on my photography and drawing skills
>go back to school
>make some friends (recently moved across the country and know nobody)
>start a small garden, chicken coop and get a milking goat
>get my gun license and fishing license

I don't know if I'll do them all, but I'll definitely do most. I've got high hopes for this year, a lot planned. Looking forward to it! Good luck to everyone else in this thread!

>be more honest with my words and actions
>watch porn less
>read more
>pray more

Throw a 90mph fastball

Thanks bro

I'm Portuguese

besides

Portuguese realism literature > Spanish nihilist litterature

this

>no fap
>get really fit
>buy real good literature
>get with a mix black girl cause theyre amazing in every way

This is incredibly difficult to pull off

If you really must theatrically kill yourself with a knife, stab yourself in the heart

no alcohol no cigarettes

this is what jews, chinks and poos want you to believe

just takes hard work

i haven't been on Sup Forums for a month whats with all the no fap memers itt

Study more, Start putting wax in my hair, get an A in my Maths A level, maybe get a job.Also, attempt to lose my virginity but to be honest I think I am going to lose it in my 20s, I seriously can't get a close enough relationship with a girl to the point where I can fuck her.

Lurk more

-quit smoking
-get bank loan
-buy a flat + some land near within a 30-40 min drive
if still got moneyz
-buy a merc 560 sec in good shape or worth restoring & upgrade it to amg
-die alone working on my merc and dacia logan but happy
>kek

I would gently rape you

most people can't find much time later in life
kids learn faster too

you might catch up. but people that start early are 50 steps ahead of you

>buy a bible
Unless you have your heart set on some leatherbound version or a teaching bible, I'm pretty sure they give the things away.

That said, I'd really like a tiny pocket version of the Old Testament to go with the New Testament that my elementary school passed out to the 5th graders each year.

My New Year's Resolution is not to kill myself. It's what I have every year.

If that wasn't my resolution, I would not survive the year.

Get more money, more lift, fuck bitches, smoke weed, make Poland great again.

>move to the city

fill me in you fat nigger. i support the idea

Gonna try to get laid more.

Quit chewing tobacco. That's about it.

Continue weightlifting on schedule
Do better in university
Try internet marketing again
Get a gf [IMPOSSIBLE MODE]

Pass oscp exam

And study more, do better in my classes.

I wanna bring my 3.7 to a 3.9.

I am not wasting any more time trying to get girls or lose my virginity. If it hasn't happened in 2.1 decades its not ever going to happen.

>Finish 2nd semester
>Get a job
>Buy a car
>Get an apartment near my school so I don't have to dorm and hear those whores having fun and fucking everything that isn't bolted to the floor except me
>Accept the cards I have been dealt in life
>Not everyone was meant to have a great social life
>Resign in my fate to finish my STEM degree make money and live in a McMansion by myself, plinking a .22 inside with a silencer like Danial Plainview at the end of "there will be blood". Piss-blind drunk, until I wake up one day and realize it was all for nothing, but remember in solace I knew all of this since I was a teenager. Right before turning an AR-15 on myself.

I hate that one bitch who decided to pretend she liked me just to show how much control she had over me. All she did was show a lonely 4channer what he was missing. Now I have no way of getting that awesome feeling back.

But I am gonna make it guys...I have to

MAGA

>Publish my vidya.

Every Fucking thread mojo stop trying to rape everything i bet you even rape guatemalans you sick fuck. have some standards

T-thanks?

improve my professional skills

>TIA 13 Siemens automation
>allen-bradley RS logics 5000
>C#
>unity 3D
>Perl

fuck automation, i build the robots motherfuckers

rolling

ouch

Lose 50-60lbs
Move out of parent's house
Buy motorbike
Have a threesome

Find my will to live
Restore my Faith
Fap less