HELP! SEND HELP!

THE NICARAGUAN COMMIES ARE INVADING US, PLEASE SEND HELP!
I DON'T WANT TO BE A COMMIE
PLS BURGERS HELP US!!!

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who are you im on my phone cant hover the flag

It's Mexico

rollerCosta Rica

its not mexico. i see their flag a lot when i buy tortillas nice try though

No one cares about rainforest niggers

Costa Rica has the most American expats than any other country. Get their rich white asses to help. Rich baby boomers love feeling like they are helping.

Just a suggestion.

They're closing in to San Jose, WE NEED HELP!!!

>doesn't have a standing army
You did this to yourself

oi thanks mate

i googled costa rica and it says they are mostly white

13th cowboy legion on the way

My mom is Costa Rican. Nice to see I got a bro on here like me. My dad is white. Guessing game on my race is always fun. Lose weight I look like a white guy. Gain weight I look like a fat spic.

We're the Switzerland of latin america after all.
SO HELP US!!!
I DON'T WANT TO BE A COMMIE

>its not mexico

Everything south of Texas is Mexico.

Are we talking an actual happenings invasion with force? Or the same "cucked government letting shiloads of people in for no reason" kind of invasion us and europe are having? Cause if it's the latter sorry m8, we're only just, JUST starting to turn that around for ourselves, shit all we can do for anyone else

trumps not in for a few more weeks. can it wait

>that flag

I LOVE YOU TODOITE

KONO OMOI

which side is your govt on? If they are against commies get a senior military person to get the vacancy out. If they are with the commies organize an armed resistance. I'm sure we'll see each other soon user. You gots to have money though.

INB4 newflags claiming uncommon is rare

>Senior military person
Costa Rica doesn't have a military

Looks like half of your flag been eaten by a lama

Nigger agua? That sounds fucking gross.

Looks like you should ask help from Switzerland and learn from them.
Every man's got a weapon there.

28th shitposting divizion siging in.

We'll send some complementary durries with goon.

Also a division of Emu's on a C17 will arrive with reinforcements shortly

It's because they are in a defense pact with most of America, including Brazil, Chile, Argentina, Colombia and the USA.

RIP rainforest nigger

thanks user
SERIOUSLY?????? Why would they even do that? I can't even. Says the flag with two extra colours. (stale meme I know but so is the one you gave) ;)

On a more serious note, If there was enough money I'd love to go over there. I love the fuckin jungles. P New Guinea is fuckin bomb man.

If no military, you could have policemen organize it, particularly from SWAT and similar units

>P New Guinea is fuckin bomb man
Are there really cannibal tribes there?

If they're carrying funs against you then you can carry funs against them. Seriously CRanon, get off your ass and get in with the mobs. Once actual conflict arises you can bet it'll be commie hunting season over there. Many foreigners will join in user (on bothside) but most of these kind hate commies (but love money more). If you can show that you are in control you'll not only save your country from the commies you'll become rich and powerful at the same time. Damn it user escalate the fuckin situation.

8th caliphat devision reporting in

We'll send several troops to guarantee a lifelong protection

Heard the stories too man but never came across such tribes to give definitive answers. The jungles are friggin endless and the tribes are so far from each other that literally anything can happen there. If you're into survivalist thing this is the Everest.

We can own weapons, we're limited to only 3 per citizen tho.
You can own a AK or AR-15, but it has to be modified so it can only shoot in semi-auto.

Timestamp or gtfo

Yeah and the ayylmaos will really care about that. Idealistic crap like this never works for this reason .

lol why would someone pretend to be costa rican?

RARE
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I can take a screenshot of our constitution and tl for (You)

Timestamp or ur not a jap filthy kike

timestamp or you're not mongolian

What were the reasons for CR agreeing to such ridiculuous situation? Was the country really poor that military was a luxury? Fuck! my country is dirt fucking poor and we still have a 150,000 strong military. Why? I just cant understand it. Someone redpill me.

fuck off james. I don't care.

Was the invasion of panama a good war or a evil one like vietnam?

seekek

Yeah, grew up there. Most of them are Spaniard white.
Except the southern provinces, thats all BeachNiggers

Panama has always been criminal heaven. I know this.

The military was abolished by the president at 1948 after a civil war in order to prevent a coup.

This needs to be answered.

If it's a legit commie invasion then we can actually help, but I'm not about to post dangerous info on here otherwise.

Because we use the money in our education (97.8% literacy rate), healthcare system( 80 years of life expectancy), our pension system etc.

The hell are you talking user? There is already half million Nicaraguans in the country... In a country of 4 Million. (For the uninformed, Nicaragua is to Costa Rica, what Mexico is to the USA)

Also, Nicaragua's government isn't communist. It's just corrupt, incompetent and poor as hell. They'll run out of money paying just for the fuel of one of their cold war relics.

Culturally and politically, you'll be laughed from even suggesting any policy that can be related to Nicaragua (specially since its a close "ally" of Venezuela).

So, user, if you want to do something. Get to work, start a business and improve the country.

Ayy lmaos will still have a field day taking you over . And we will laugh

The second one, OP is a fag.

Well...so for how long is this expected to continue? I assume once the deal expires you'll be free to reorganize the military? What's the history of communists (esp Marxists) in your country? Please answer me user.

Al least we live longer than you burger.

I'm a spic like you and eat home meals . Just with a country who has defenses of their own :)

Here my nepalese user:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Rican_Civil_War

did they steal half your flag?

so this whole thread was a giant exercise in faggotry? The OP needs to prove he is not a faggot.

HOLY SHIT FIRST RARE OF THE CURRENT YEAR

(((you)))

bump because interest also leafbro learn to read the thread

>half million
That was 10 years ago, I think we're closing to a million now.

It's a drain of resources for any small, poor country.

Defense? Pointless: you are at the mercy anyway of any country with a sizable population or resources. A conflict will just make your country suffer longer.

Offense? Unrealistic in every single scenario.

Resources? If your country is small and poor, You usually don't have resources that could justify an expensive military campaign.

If that's not enough, just take Latin America's decades of examples: armed forces in a small, poor country are just a Coup d'état waiting to happen and/or only works to keep its population in line.

Small and poor countries are better off investing that money in crap that could help: health, education and infrastructure. This is the reason why Panama and Costa Rica are waaaay better than the nearby shitholes countries.

But user, what If you get invaded? Welp, there was not much to do anyway.

The money of our gdp for the military was redistributed into health and education sectors, then we signed multiple defense pacts with other countries in exchange of some priviledges, Costa Rica has huge territorial waters

Are you one of the fat ugly white chicks who goes to Nepal to get a skinny shitskin husband?

Looks like you need a wall.

thanks, what is this thread even about btw?

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Immigration rates lowered dramatically in the last 10 years user, thanks to Nicaragua getting its shit more or less together. Also, lots and lots of nationalizations.

Oh back in University I meet a Nepalese dude, really, really chill bro. (Huge too)

I wonder where is he now...

OP said Nicaragua commies were invading CR. My hate of the commies and the Nicaraguans nearly made me go over there.

Kek we are one of the shortest race dude. Also that dude is kill user.
Thanks to all the CRanons. If some conflict arises I trust you'll keep us informed. I'm out!!

Funny stuff, the media here sucks Burger media's cock as it if was candy. So they started, for no damn reason, an entire campaign against Trump.

So, wanna "red pill" a Costarican in 5 seconds? Tell them that same wall Trump was talking about, could be build in Costa Rica to help with the issues... And Bam! Suddenly Trump isn't satan but someone that understands the population.

Oh by the way, not a fan of Trump, but I just fucking hate our media pushing agendas they have no reason to carry.

yep, that's japan alright.

Get ready for CentAmUSSR, no more United Fruit dictatorships

All your bourgs should be quartered

What are they doing give us some example bro!

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