>Reform party Supposedly right wing party, which was part of the government for 18 years and slowly forced us into multiculti bullshit until they got kicked out >Centre party Current leader and notorious for ties to Russia's United Russia and has a strong russian following thanks to their former leader >Social Democrats Leftist scum, biggest source of cancer in our country, want to turn us into Sweden 2.0 >Union of Pro Patria and Res Publica Supposedly right wing party that should be a nationalist party but cucked beyond belief over the last 5 years making them hardly relevant and more and more leaning towards centre/left >Free party Newly established party that nobody knows what the fuck they represent and have a small following >Conservative people's party of Estonia The most hardcore right wing party that gets called nazis by the media
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Texas republicans- the only real option because they dominate the political arena state wide, but I've recently been calling and talking to the libertarians and tea party in the local/county positions to see exactly what it is they will do for the county. As of yet they still have not convinced me to like them or their platform over Travis Clardy my state representative.
Democrats- Blacks, Mexicans and pussys vote for them, they hardly have weight to them but are gaining traction outside of the metropolitan areas which is concerning.
Carter Thompson
considering it's australia, i'm not surprised
so who did you vote for if they are all shit?
>How much does land cost in Estonia? Farm land and mountainous land in particular buying land in rural areas is cheap as hell, i think for 20-60k you could get shitloads of land and even a decent place but the problem is there's little work in rural areas unless you're into working on the land fulltime. Getting guns is pretty tough, you need to do bunch of paperwork and even in cases of self-defense you could end up in jail, we're not a gun friendly nation sadly. Learning the language depends a lot on your effort, I know foreigners (americans) who could speak at about 6 months pretty ok and i guess constant socializing will help you become fluent in a year or so. We have shit ton of nasty grammar tho. Then again, there's a nigger here who has lived in estonia for about 20 years and only thing he knows in estonian is one song.
Thanks for the better answer here
Kayden Bennett
>republican Anarcho-fascist-authoritarians claiming to be conservative, but can't quite conserve money, resources or individual rights.
>democrat Liberal-corpratists who will literally do anything republicans can't get accomplished on their own and don't mid the wholesale of democratic institutions.
>libertarian Liberty is a commodity to be sold to the Koch brothers
>green party Fiscally conservative, socially liberal, democratic
Jaxon Sanchez
I wonder if there is any latin-american country that would give a different answer.
Andrew Perry
The only far right parties are full of Skinheads, National Action wasn't even a party.
Jacob Jackson
>PCP (Communist Party) Marxist-Leninist party founded in 1921 who aided the revolutionaries in overthrowing our corporatist clerical state in '74 and are still one of the biggest commie parties in Europe, with 15 Assembly seats (out of 230)
>Bloco de Esquerda (Left Bloc) socialist progressive feminist/LGBT/nature worship socialist bullshit party that's very popular (unfortunately) with our youth
>PS (Socialist Party) mainstream left wing party who advocates welfare state and market socialism, in charge of our country right now on a coalition with PCP and the Left Bloc
>PAN (Peoples-Animals-Nature) green party for the contrarian leftists, with 1 seat in the Assembly
>PSD (Social-Democratic Party) center-"right" mainstream cucks who are the "antagonists" of PS and have ruled in an almost rotatory way alongside it since 1974; typical "soft liberalism" bullshit
>CDS (Popular Party) slightly-more-to-the-right-PSD with a conservative Christian twist who usually run in coalitions with PSD
Those were our main parties. Irrelevant yet kek-worthy parties are:
>PCTP-MRPP (Portuguese Workers's Communist Party-Reorganization Movement of the Proletarian Party) far left, old style Marxists who are unironically Maoist-Leninist, want to abolish property and have no representation in our politics
>Partido Popular Monárquico (Popular Monarchic Party) constitutional monarchists
>PNR (National Renovator Party) typical "far right" bullshit with no actual good policy recommendations other than immigration reform and nationalism
Michael Torres
Do I have to?
Joseph Foster
On the note of democrats the pussy who ran against Travis clardy was a former teacher whos whole campaign slogan was "vote for a teacher". It led to many funny things being said such as when he spoke at a rally a guy in the crowd said "people who can "do", But people who can't, "teach"." Also like my dad told the guy running "you're a teacher? That's one reason to not vote for you right there".
Noah Cooper
This. AfD might be an exception but we'll see
Landon Morales
>Labour Commie scum and worthless garbage.
>Conservatives Blue Labour
>Liberal Democrats Orange Labour
>Greens Green Labour
>UKIP Broken.
William Campbell
Because teaching isn't something that is done? I'm sorry Texas bro, but you're logic, you lost me.
William Gutierrez
>PCTP-MRPP (Portuguese Workers's Communist Party-Reorganization Movement of the Proletarian Party) far left, old style Marxists who are unironically Maoist-Leninist, want to abolish property and have no representation in our politics
Holy shit, that's hilarious. What kind of support they have? Very limited?
Yes please
So you're pretty much forced to vote republican because of their popularity and "lesser of two evils"?
What's AfD polling right now, 15%?
What does UKIP do now anyway? Will they have any relevance after you guys leave or what?
Cooper Miller
Almost got me but girls don't fart or poop
Julian Wright
I don't mind working the land, I grew up working cattle here in Texas until I joined the army now I'm a cop and looking for something else that might provide some adventure or something and I e always thought Estonia was a nifty place. It sucks on the gun regulations though I'd need it for working cattle, coyotes, wolves, hogs, are all a danger to newborn calfs and I'd hate to lose a $15,000 king ranch bull cause of it.
Kayden Howard
>What does UKIP do now anyway? Apart from bicker with each other, fuck all.
>Will they have any relevance after you guys leave or what? Brexit isn't happening in any meaningful sense. It was all for nothing.
Wyatt Richardson
It's too low. Also I stopped trusting polls after this US election alltogether
Hunter James
SNS - fake nationalists, pro eu cucks DS - pro eu cucks, democratic scum DSS - anti eu cucks, cuckservatives SRS - anti eu cucks, low IQ supporters Dveri - anti eu cuckservatives, high IQ supporters LDP - pro eu liberal scum DJB - hidden pro eu eurosceptic trash SPS - fake pro russian socialists
Tyler Lewis
3 Leftist parties, one that pretends to be conservative but is basically the 4th leftist party, and last but not least the obligatory "far-right nazis" that would have been only mid-right pre-2000
Basically democratically we won't change shit
Joshua Davis
Yeah, it's limited to old people in the South (where the commies radicalized the people under Estado Novo) and they usually hang around in those creepy ass commie bars with secret rooms.
Here's the latest legislative results if you're interested in the other parties, there are many
>AKP (The Main Party/the Government) Conservative, economic liberalists who are basically religious, political Islamist Jew/American dogs. Neo Ottoman fags, they have no ideology whatsoever and incompetent af. They're gonna destroy themselves soon
>MHP (Nationalist Movement Party) Turanist right wing slightly Islamic dumbheads, they're retarded.
>CHP (Republican People's Party) Kemalist, social democrats. They're dumb af too, but the closest one to my mindset. Lately their leader is a great cuck and supports terrorism and stuff so BTFO CHP
>HDP (People's Democratic Party) Kurds', LGBT community's, feminists' party. They're not left wing and they're disgusting. Strongly affiliated with kurdish terrorist organizations such as PKK.
all political parties in my country need to go to hell.
Gavin Gray
>a lepo KEK
Joshua Morris
>Republicans Christcuckservative party, might be decent if Trump changes it from within. Hoping for a right wing nationalist/populist party, just one that has great power.
>Democrats Center right posing as left. Cucks who would've turned us into the level of cuckery Sweden and Germany have had they won they election. They now have no power for the next two years minimum and it's glorious.
>Libertarians Were decent for a time being until they seemingly got co-opted by leftists. Gary Johnson is a fake libertarian preaching gun control and open borders.
>Green Party Hippies and cucks. Unironic socialists. Thankfully useless.
Xavier Kelly
Democratic >Fuck white people. Give me free shit.
Republican >We were actual conservatives up until 10 years ago, now we shill for amnesty and are basically what Democrats used to be before they turned into SJWs.
Libertarian >We want you to be free. But mostly we just want to legalize weed.
Oliver Rogers
No it's not that it isn't done, it's just that the majority of teachers are liberal and hardly capable of their position. I think it should be harder to be a teacher make the teaching program an actual accomplishment and not a back up plan for college students.
in a way, the people can still pressure the established political parties in my area by simply voting for the libertarians simply because it bleeds away the democrats or Republicans safety buffer and voters. For example there was a state representative South of my count in Angelina county he was fucking around and about three election cycles ago about 1/3 of his voters said to start having a spine or we'll vote against you. He didn't grow a spine and the people did but they said they would do, he hardly won but he learned his lesson.
Robert Lewis
>Turn on TV >Australian politics >Discussing backpacker's tax, something like 15% vs 12.5% >"THIS MAN IS A WRECKER, A DESTROYER. HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE LIVES OF HARDWORKING AUSTRALIANS, HE JUST WRECKS THINGS, IT'S ALL HE'S EVER DONE AND WILL EVER DO" >mfw
Dylan Rogers
Well getting guns isn't that hard, I just thought that your gun question was more related to self-defense and whatnot. But it is a possibility to get guns, it's just a big hassle, but doable.
Damn so many parties yet still basically only two parties dominate the whole thing.
>all political parties in my country need to go to hell
yeah it seems like that's the reoccuring theme in this thread.
Aaron Smith
>"Liberal" Party (supposed to be conservatives) Centre-left cucks. Raised immigration despite running based on closing the border. Leader is a gutless pandering piece of shit.
>Nationals Party Centre-left farmer's party. Muh farming subsidies.
>One Nation Anti-immigration populist party. Wants to glass ethnics and close the floodgates. Huge support in the last election, they hold the balance of power along with other small parties.
>Liberal Democrats Libertarian party. The leader literally told someone via email to "fuck off you communist turd".
Jeremiah Foster
>PiS religious, nationalistic socialists, American pawns
>PO, Nowoczesna German kikes
>Razem literal commies
>PSL commies from country
>Zjednoczona Lewica commies from city
>Korwin old man imagining that we will have society and economy of 19th century once again
>Kukiz fresh blood, have some nice ideas, have some bad ideas, but it is rather a joke than a real party
such is life in Polan
Hunter Myers
>CDU: Conservative Globalists who started a cultural suicide in Germany. >SPD: "Moderate" Socialists who are just as moderate as the moderate rebels in Syria. >FDP: Libetarians that no one ever hears about and they fight every election for their 5%. >Linke: Hardcore Socialists who want to turn Germany into a mix of Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Sudan, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Marocco. >Grüne: Aboslute libfags who encourage race mixing and deserve to be gassed. >Die Partei: Satire party basically to make fun of the rest. >AfD: The only hope.
Samuel Johnson
>die Grünen German-hating left-extremist cucks
>AFD The last hope for germany
>CSU/CDU Cucks and Merkel
>SPD Socialist idiots
Jason Evans
>green party They do fuck all
>ndp Commies
>liberal party Cancer that needs to die and that i have a lot of hatred for mostly cause of trudeau
>conservative party Kinda shit, pm harper wasnt really good apart from playing piano drunk
Jaxon Young
>KORWiN looks based tbqhf. they got the right economic policy and haven't fallen fo the "libertarianism means be a degenerate weed addict" meme
Hudson Ramirez
>SNP Lower the voting age and trick children into believing your marxism is nationalism. Take in thousands of refugees to small villages that will overtake the natives in a few years.
Pay foreign companys to build windfarms that you evicted landowners for that are not owned by you so you will never get any cash of power from them but it's fine because you can claim your green.
Send money to refugees while you have a 20% poverty rate and homelessness is rising.
Change the law to allow party members to sit on anti corruption boards then appoint all of your own secretaries.
Campaign for rape victims not to be question by police because it might be traumatic so you send anybody accused of rape to jail right away without trial
Rant against austerity yet you are sneakaly privitising all of the nations assets.
>Scottish Conservaties Claim to be right wing yet are lead by a lesbian dyke whom instead of making a real manifesto just tells you they will be a good opposition.
>SLab Spend all your time in the states shilling for hillary because you're never going to win anyway.
>S Lib Dems Literally who.
>Green Get rid off all fossil fuels while oil makes up 10% of our economy but it's fine because there are 2 million genders and abortions are available on request.
>S Ukip Have a great manifesto but are made up of nobody's and everybody has been brainwashed into thinking you're all just racists so nobody will listen anyway.
Andrew Green
Since Schröder the SPD is just an FDP or CDU with some red paint
Hunter Flores
Hans, is there any hope of reform within CDU? Are there any anti-immigrant voices within the CDU? Any dissent at all?
Asher Flores
>Labor Party One of the big two, they used to be unionists, now they're the Democrats. >Liberal Party The other of the big two, they're the leaders of the conservative coalition of parties, and the only faction of the coalition that actually matters. >National Party Used to be important, now just the Liberals' appendix. >Green Party Communists and light-rail fetishists. >One Nation Donald Trump, Brexit, et. al under the guidance of a former fish and chip shop owner. >Family First Ted Cruz in Straya. >Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party People in New South Wales/Victoria pissed off by shitty gun laws, they gain support from former Nationals voters who see the party as cucked by the Libs. >Liberal Democratic Party Actual libertarians. >Nick Xenophon Team One man's anti-slot-machine crusade gets out of hand. >Katter's Australian PartyPopulist rural party in Queensland, formed by same demog raphic as Shooters in New South Wales
Ethan Morris
Coalition (Majority Bloc):
>Likud Capitalist party that likes appealing to militant nationalists
>Jewish Home Settler party that unironically believes the west bank is god-given land
>Shas Jewish Orthodox party that wants free gibs so its voters keep living the NEET life.
>Kulanu Socialist party that likes appealing to the middle-class.
Opposition (Minority Bloc):
>Havoda Socialist party that likes appealing to peace-loving conformists.
>Yesh Atid Socialist party that likes appealing to the middle class and seculars.
>Meretz Socialist party that likes appealing to SJW's
>Joint Arab List A collection of parties that sometimes like Israel and sometimes collude with terrorists.
Nathan Bailey
We have too many political parties, so I'll just stick to the ones who are in parliament at the moment. Listed in the format >ABV (Abbreviation, #seats in house of representatives)
>VVD (People's Party for Freedom and Democracy #40) Liberal shitstains that have betrayed the country over and over and would sell us for the tiniest bit of money.
>PvdA (Labour Party #35) Fuckups who betrayed the actual labourers in favour of a more comfy middle-class and are just liberals-lite so they can rule together with VVD
>PvV (Party for Freedom #12) Zionist Populist Party that would sell the country if it meant Israel could annex an extra square meter.
>SP (Socialist Party #15) Socialist Party whose whole shtick can be summed up by one prominent member who suggested a namechange to "Social Party" because the term Socialist was supposedly tainted.
>CDA (Christian Democratic Appeal #13) Centre-Christians who used to be large but lost it for various reasons after joining the invasion of iraq.
>D66 (Democrats 66 #12) Republican Liberals who have a hardon for political correctness.
>CU (Christian Union #5) A bunch of Christian social conservatives who are smaller than CDA
>GL (GreenLeft #4) Your run-of-the-mill Greens
>SGP (State Reformed Party #3) The closest we have to a hardcore Christian party who always gets the same amount of votes every time, because their base never changes and they don't change their politics much.
>PvdD (Party for the Animals #2) Greens with an emphasis on animal rights
>50+ (Fifty plus, #1) A "senior rights" party which seems to be collapsing, because it's a shit party.
We also have 8 independents, which are really just people who left their party, but kept their seat in parliament. Also, pic related is the number of seats everyone had historically, which also shows parties not listed because they split into other parties or merged or died (Communist parties, even more christian parties, other stuff)
Jayden Harris
>Law and Order(Right and Order) 234/460 post commie, Center right, tries to uncuck Poland and hang civil platform for stealing shit and taking down the plane with president majority in lower house, has president and prime minister
>Civil Platform 132/460 post commie, former ruling party, their president was cunt with ties to organised crime, and pm was merkels and putins dog, center right in name no real views they weree only trying to stay relevant, they were stealing lot of shit, their leadere ran away to be president of EU
>Cookies,15 36/460 their leader is cocaine addict singer, party is mostly right oriented
>Modern (Nowoczesna) 31 the same faggots from civil platform with a different name
>Polish People Party (PSL) 16 socialist agrarist
the rest is bunch of irelevant retards
>Union of Democratic Left most post commie, they struggle to stay relevant no one cares about the
>Your Movement faggots and trannies
>korwin their leader is meme retard
>National Movement pic related
Justin Howard
I don't even know how to explain Slovenia.
Jaxon Brown
>Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party Don't vote for these cucks, they are against concealed carry and they're against guns for self defense. Complete cucks. Only LDP has sensible gun policy.
Caleb Reyes
Oh ok cool. I lived in Germany for a while and I noticed that the Beef over there was very expensive and honestly not the best quality like I expected. You think there would be a market for Texas Beef over there?
Xavier Cruz
Labour >Muh unions Liberal >Muh jobs and growth Greens >Tumblr is a reliable think-tank One Nation >Fuck snack-packs
Christian Lewis
There is the CSU. It's the bavarian sister party of the CDU. They are pretty anti immigrant but basically a bunch of old farts who never get shit moving
Daniel Ward
>CDU Supposed to be right wing, but more oriented to the middle of the political spectrum Merkels party >SPD Supposed to be the labourers party, but they are riddled with lobbyists, weak minded faggots and sometimes look incompetent >AfD Incompetent right wing, they think they can do everything better but very rarely show of alternatives. Can't be taken serious. >Die Grünen Based on keeping the environment clean, strong left wing in the party, sometimes very dumb decisions. Make politics based on the plebs opinion about how to save the environment. >Die Linke Leftists, they still have policicans of the former DDR, liberal to a point at which nothing makes sense anymore. Cancerous. >FDP Kind of a reversed Robin Hood "Lets take it from the poor and give it to the rich" neo liberals, very economy friendly >Die Partei Founded just to make fun of politics. On purpose. Occasionally criticise obvious corruption/lobbyism. Fun to watch. >NPD NeoNaziParty Not much to say about them, they are the bottom of the human race. If it was back at 45 those faggots propably would have been the first to be gassed.
Nathaniel Ramirez
> libertarianism means be a degenerate weed addict they believe that everything should be legal, and that includes every kind of drug, weed, coke, and so on. But it is "we believe in freedom and people's wisdom" than WEED DUDE
pic related, their leader
Connor Harris
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Julian Peterson
Yes. You just need to find a distributor
Mason Jackson
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Carter Thompson
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Ian Cruz
>The leader literally told someone via email to "fuck off you communist turd".
Absolute madman.
What's the support for PiS right now, do you expect them to win the next elections as well?
>Die Partei: Satire party basically to make fun of the rest. Why, do they exist just for keks or they just don't have any established ideology?
>Republican Liberals What the fuck does that even mean?
Give it a try, slovenia
Not sure, since we have couple of companies that dominate the market but I guess you could use it to your advantage a brand yourself as a "special" thing. Also the fact that you are a foreigner will help you a lot since at some point somebody in the media is going to get super excited that a foreigner has come here to try and do business.
Benjamin Cook
korwin krul!
Nathaniel Young
I'll only do the ones with more than 5% of votes.
>SNS (most votes) Currently in power, two guys that run in are former lieutenants of Seselj the guy who went to hague as a war criminal
>SPS (2nd most votes) Former party of Milosevic. Yeah.
>SRS (3rd most votes) Radical party, ruled by Seselj.
>Dveri-DSS Clero-fascist
>DJB reddit party
>LDP+DS+LSV+some other shit irrelevant, only reason they got 5% is they basically combined like 10 parties into one to get 5% of the votes...
Jeremiah Walker
kek based monkey quote. But Wikipedia says they're paleolibertarians, which means "do anything you want but don't expect me to pay for your degenerate life".
Adam Butler
Merkel gets a lot of hate from the CDU within. AfD gets most of their votes from non voters or former CDU supporters. The CDU has some potential but is in the end just like a more conservative form of the Democrats in the US with all the weapon deals, lobbyism and money from gulf states.
Joseph Cruz
current status
Liam Perry
an old pervert
Carter Phillips
It means a constant theme is "get rid of the monarchy part already, it's [CURRENT YEAR]
Jordan Sullivan
ABSOLUTE MADMAN. Other countries can't compete with this based libertarian shitposter.
Henry Reyes
Isn't HDP mixed and they have Islamists and social justice cucks in the party?
Hudson Lewis
they will win, but they won't be able to rule alone (like they are right now). Thus they will need to form a coalition, and since everything to left hates them Poland will turn right after 2019
Lincoln James
CDU is bad but we will never survive a red-red-green coalition.
Cameron Powell
>Conservative/Tories [Led by Hag] They are fake conservatives that suck global and islamic cock
>Labour Party [Led by Are Cuckbyn] Fake social democrats that are actually neo-cons but are currently led by a Stalinist
>UKIP [Led by Paul Nuttall] Generally a Nationalist Conservative party that's full of Traditionalists, Nationalists, Democratic Socialists and Libertarians.
>Liberal Democrats [Led by Tim Farron] A so called Classical Liberal party, but has actually become a cosmopolitan and EU whore.
>Islam4UK [Led by Cellmate 931 Anjem Chouday] An ultra-authoritarian Islamic Communism party that wants Britain under totalitarian East London Shari'ah law rule.
>Green [Led by Caroline Lucas] Irrelevant Social commies and progressives hiding behind the environment cart.
Lincoln Phillips
From left to right
>PCO Labor union cucks who think that Russia is motherland
>PC do B (Official commie party of Br) Old commie fags who lived during the cold war and their offspring (ususally history weeaboos)
>PCB The pirate version of PC do B
>PSTU People who managed to survive the military junta and young commie edgelords who praise Guevara
>PSOL Young commies, hate USA and waxing but love Converses, iPhone, McDonald's, gay sex and big SJW texts on Facebook
>PT Got drunk on power juice and became a endless source of thieves using the Robin Hood excuse
>PTB and PDT (left ends here) Almost dead
>PMDB (center) Official power whore and golddigger
>PSDB Rich faggots and USA weeaboos, jews also fall here
>DEM Conservative atheists and Catholics, Sup Forums official party in BR
>PSC Extreme conservative party of protestant roots, the BR version of Texas lifestyle (guns, trucks, Jesus and women)
>All of them Shit
Jonathan Gonzalez
And this is true. They dream of 18th-19th century America, both economically and culturally. He wasn't even against accepting refugees, but he said that instead of a state, people should do it by themselves... "and in this way, every one had its private footman". He also said that women are dumber than men, "you always rape women a little" in TV, and I can go on and on
Jacob Wright
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Thomas Morgan
>Why, do they exist just for keks or they just don't have any established ideology? Exactly, they live for the bants. Their program consists of policies like: >Kill the hundred richest people in Germany. >Protect the Hobbits from an Isengard invasion.
Nolan Perry
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Dylan Murphy
> New Democratic Party Literal communists. Fuck them.
> Liberal Party Harper fought them, so they won.
Literally SJWs. Trudeau seems to be emulating Angela Merkel, without the intelligent planning (yes, Merkel is smart. Evil as shit but intelligent)
> Green Party Literally irrelevant.
> Conservative Party Kept Canada alive. Only moderate party at this point. 16 candidates for the leadership so we are probably getting Trump'd by O'Leary.
Ryan Peterson
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Owen Garcia
Oh okay, I see, but who do you vote for since reading about all of those parties it seems that there aren't many good options.
shitposting must be in aussie dna
With whom do you think it would be possible for them to form a coalition with?
Jesus, they all really are shit
>Protect the Hobbits from an Isengard invasion This can't be real
Henry Lewis
Indeed. Red-red-green won't be capable of keeping the EU allive. I will vote for CDU
Jace Gray
>progressive party (SNS) Former radicals, probably paid to become cucks, currently rule the country >radical party (SRS) based but the current leader is a weird guy and an irl troll so you don't know what they actually are, nationalist as in gib clay >DVERI (the gates) Muh family values muh traditions, good too >socialist party (SPS) Literal trash >liberal democratic party (LDP) neoliberal trash, want into EU at any cost >democratic party (DS) Also EU shills but not like the LDP >serbian democratic party (DSS) Similar name to DS but autistic and want Turkmenistan style neutrality >serbian renewal movement (SPO) Monarchists, pretty irrelevant, a lot of supporters are shared with the SRS >New Serbia (NS) Not even sure if they exist or if they are a part of SNS, whatever they are a part of the ruling coalition. Led by an funny drunkard dude >unique serbia (JS) I think that's how it's supposed to be translated, but can also mean "united". Led by this interesting huge (fat, not muscular) guy with a shaved head who's the mayor of Jagodina >It's enough (DJB) Anti-government but libcucks and dodgy as well. Stupid name also
And to sum it up they are all shit and only 2 matter.
Aaron Howard
BASED. audible kek.
Ryan Taylor
Socialist Party because I'm a shitstain cuck who hopes they'll one day rediscover their balls and return to 70s era hardcore leftism.
That and I'm in the process of seeing if it's viable to found my own extreme-leftist party in the coming years, perhaps by the 2021 election. (Socialist Dictatorship Netherlands, here I come)
Nolan Clark
Most likely Kukiz. Then PSL, since this party is pretty much like a prostitute. And lastly, Korwin, but I doubt it will happen.
Adrian Reyes
>This can't be real It is. As I said they are a satirical party.
Angel Wright
Democrats: Formerly the party of slavery, Jim Crow, and segregation, now they have been co-opted by a small, highly vocal minority of progressive college-age hipsters to become the hyper left wing party of safe spaces, LGTQRSTUVWXYZ rights, white genocide, and whatever the trending hashtag on twitter is this hour.
Republicans: Formerly the party that ended slavery and pushed for civil rights, the Republicans were rebranded by the Jewish media complex as the party of racism, xenophobia, and other negative labels, and they were later co-opted by a small, highly vocal minority of southern Baptist preachers to be the party of Jesus and fetuses that exists solely to enforce fundamentalist Christian morality while bending over backwards and readily sacrificing all else to save those poor innocent fetuses from abortion, but then Donald Trump emerged to lead the party back to a golden age of greatness and winning so much you get tired of winning.
All other parties: These are irrelevant because laws were passed by the Democrats and Republicans to deny any other parties the government funding necessary to foment into actual political powers.
Xavier Sullivan
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Alexander Bailey
I was hoping that maybe starting off in a somewhat small town, and do it how my great grandfather started his, cheap in the home county and as soon at it left the county line it went up 15%. Any ways would finding a distributor be hard? We've mostly sold out Beef in mom and pop stores until my uncle got in big with a restaurant chain.
I'll be real honest I'm really not about all the attention, I mainly want to get away from all the dark people and I would never higher and migrants if I do this.
Levi Kelly
>One Nation We're getting swamped by asians and muslims. >All the others Different sides of the same ass cheek.
