Post your country's most important ever invention

Post your country's most important ever invention.

I'll start:
We invented the alphabet.

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Freedom

Guiness

Telephone probably, or cloning, maybe the TV

>Animated Film – Quirino Cristiani

>Ballpoint Pen – Ladislao José Biró

>Heart Bypass – René Favaloro

Literally the worst beer I ever drank, it tastes like stale flat beer

Butt sex, pedophilia, democracy..

Canada invented the telephone

BALLPOINT PEN WAS HUNGARIAN FUCKING NIGGER

holes in cheese

National Sozialismus

Only beer I'll drink. I don't like the taste it's just better tasting than any other beer.

I'd much prefer spirits but you've got to make do I guess.

the first prototype was produced in Argentina under an Argentine firm

Go to sleep, Leaf. The syrup hangover takes times.

A Scottish guy whom studied in 3 countries one of which was canada.

He made the discovery in america. Try again leaf.

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black box flight recorder
spray on skin
electronic pacemaker
google maps
medical application of penicillin
polymer bank notes
cochlear implant
electric drill
wifi technology
ultrasound scanner
HPV cancer vaccine

Pick one.

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László József Bíró (Hungarian pronunciation: [ˈlaːsloː ˈjoːʒɛf ˈbiːroː], Spanish: Ladislao José Biro; 29 September 1899 – 24 October 1985) was an inventor of the first commercially successful modern ballpoint pen.

FUCKING NIGGER AREGNTINES STEALING OUR INVENTIONS HIS NAME ISNT JOSE!!!!

You're wrong it's a Canadian invention

toffee and trouser belt

Edinburgh isn't in Canada. It's in Scotland.

the airplane

Argentina's most important invention: losing wars in a hilariously one-sided way.

Keep believing that kid. You can even go listen to the worlds first recording to hear his accent. Trying to muh heritage your way into relevance will never work.

Idk
Transformator? Dynamo? Nuclear fission? H-bomb? Mathemathically designing modern computers? Matches? Ballpoint pens? Helicopters? Modern lightbulbs?
Dunno which is the most important

Germany invented that in Hamburg.
We invented submarines. First (failed) use was in the American revolution. The first (somewhat successful) use was in the Civil War.

Ice Hockey
Basketball
Snowmobile
Snowblower

Winter depression
Social liberalism
Kransekage

Go back to school, maybe you'll learn something

>poutine
>imax
>mcintosh apple
>dry gingerale
>walkie talkie
>standard time
>electric wheelchair
>retard bus
>jetliner
>snowmobile
>prosthetic hand
>snow blower
>rotary snowplow
>military gasmasks
>g-suit
>sonar
>basketball
>ice hockey
>table hockey
>medical insulin
>electron microscope
>pexiglass
>garbage bag
>wonderbra
>cardiac pacemaker
>alkaline battery
>electric oven
>egg carton
>paint roller
>sunglasses (technically a native invention, not a real canadian invention

We invented basketball, football, baseball all the biggest sports in America are Canadian

You didn't invent dark stout, just the pikey Guinness knockoff.
There are better stouts, so you invented an inferior copy.
Well done Ireland

Tasty bait. Have you prepped your literal bull to fuck your wife yet?

America.

The Internet

>We invented the alphabet.

cute

ITS NOT BAIT READ ONLINE!!!! FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER

We invented ourselves. You just so happen to piss us off.

I hope the Queenkicks the bucket soon and you get fucked by superlib Charles the Cuck.

We discovered the atom and theorized first the possibility of using it for a bomb or a source of energy

WE

Kek, underrated post.

As for Guam, we invented the Guam.

what about losing your colonies in such a shameful way, and your nation free-falling in a pit of degeneracy, multiculturalism and cultural suicide that your only ad-hominem argument is owning a small rock in the middle of the Atlantic ocean?

You tried invading us three times and you failed miserably.

Tim burners Lee.
Was he Yank then?

eye lenses
semtex
lightning rod
screw propeller

Atom/neutron bomb. Manhattan Project. Aeroplane

Tfw without the alphabet you guys couldn't spew your autism on this board. You're welcome Sup Forums

Kek!

I like it cause it's not carbonated, so I can drink a lot without puking.

yoghurt lmfao :(

h-how about you fucking DELETE this?

Canada discovered the neutron.

>WE WUZ

Vegemite :D

Screw propeller?
Both Archimedes and davinci.

He won't get the throne. He makes Bush look smart.

the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America

Finished that text for ya.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basketball
>In early December 1891, Canadian Dr. James Naismith,[4] a physical education professor and instructor at the International Young Men's Christian Association Training School[5] (YMCA) (today, Springfield College) in Springfield, Massachusetts was trying to keep his gym class active on a rainy day.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball
>Among the earliest examples to receive a detailed description—albeit five decades after the fact, in a letter from an attendee to Sporting Life magazine—took place in Beachville, Ontario, in 1838

mcgill.ca/about/history/features/birth-3-sports
>The very first modern football games were played in Cambridge, Massachusetts on May 13 and 14, 1874, between McGill University and a squad from Harvard. This “foot-ball” diversion, as Harvard’s Magenta newspaper called it, was still in its infancy, and the rules evolved even as the match progressed. In fact, the Harvard squad so enjoyed the Canadian innovations (running with the ball, downs and tackling) that they introduced them into a match with Yale the following year—and thus, college football took root in America

Great party Music and drugs also we made the carrot orange

WE WUZ JIMMY NEUTRON N SHIET

GOTTA BLAST

No, an immigrant from Hamburg invented it in America, the same person started calling Knockwurst "hotdogs" as well.

More like the bodhran

LSD
Chuchichästli

WE WUZ UNIRONICALLY KANGS

youtube.com/watch?v=lWSAt-Jou4Q

fosters

Britain invented Canada fucking leaf

Calm down Yankee doodle, learn to take a fucking ioke.

You invented Siamese Twins

A guy who literally spent his entire life in Canada invented it.

Keep crying bitch nigger.

town rapist

We invented America

We invented the airplane.

Do not believe WE WUZ AIRPLAINZ N SHEIT 'mericans.

The HIV vaccine Zidovudine by Krisana Kraisintu

Also Muay Thai

Hrvatski Kraljevi is the best thing HRT ever did

If the hamburger is an American invented because the German inventor lived in America most his life Then a Scottish guy living in Canada invented the telephone

we invented the fission bomb.

>triggered

Vodka

Corporate totalitarianism, enjoy yourselves trumplings

>tfw communism
An deutschen Thesen soll die Welt genesen!

Milo

Don't forget dulce de leche and chimichurri.
Those are the important ones.

1.Euromaidan
2.Chernobyl
3. S.T.A.L.K.E.R / Cossacks / Anything by GSC Game World
4. Tachanka
5. Salo
6. Green borscht

tim burners lee created the web, which is pretty much social media normie tier shit
the internet is the structure, the web is the wall paint

Forgot the Tank mate.

>semi-automatic rifle (Mondragón rifle)
>birth control pill
defeat unborned and kill everyone faster, how can the jews even compete?

seems a little jew but first global currency maybe?

Do foreigners actually like fosters? It is honestly the most disgusting shit to ever grace the Earth.

plumbing.

Well done.

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A decent way to run a country

Nigga wut, a musket is a semi-auto, i think you meant to say something else

>totalitarianism and the corporate state are american inventions
Yeah no.

Multiculturalism.

"The" bomb.

No. In the UK its nicknamed 'Skippy Piss'

We made WiFi

Oh, forgot to mention that we carved out Black Sea 20.000 years BC

The car, the computer, the web, the telephone, America, calculus.

Kek.
Shhh, now.

>1.Euromaidan
I hope this is sarcasm, fampai.