Ameripoors will never have this

>ameripoors will never have this

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pay it back pls

A shit currency based on a failing union that imports millions of third worlders?

Please spare me

pay the fucking denbts

implying you do

You should never have had that either with your garbage economy and dumb politics.

>Americans will never want this

Fixed that for you.

Fpbp

>our FIAT currency is better than yours

>making different values notes different sizes
fucking stupid to be honest fampai

one uniform size is superior

We already have monopoly money

>implying turkshits have any money
PAY DEBNTS YOU TURKISH GYPSY SHIT.

>We pay 2 billion euros a year so greekshitskins can flood Europe with refugees and live off other people's money.
>they brag about their high wages sustained by German donations

pay denbts

>be me
>invested mainly in US market
>inflated portfolio by 18% in EUR this year just because my currency is falling apart
If you hold much cash in EUR you might as well just burn it.

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>one uniform size is superior

not if you're blind desu.

That's why they put Braille on the money and you can smell it and if it smells like maple syrup you know you have a $100

it's for blind people

It'a the ugliest money in the West. Nobody should be using that. Europeans have shit on their own nations.

Haha. can't wait to laugh hard when the dollar surpasses your shitty monopoly currency and Europoors revert to their natural state, begging for nutritious American semen for sustenance.

Yeah what's that house supposed to represent? It doesn't represent Greece that's for sure who's the man they put on the back? Not a Greek man probably

Gib back our €€€, filthy Greek!

Check out the new Swiss francs.

I wonder if you realize the euro was lower than the dollar when it was established.

Looks like food packaging

>actually making accommodations for the disabled

i dont like them
the current ones are better

>all those jew faces

A shit building and someone else's flag on their money? Oh no.

ahem
mountainjews

All euros.

This. The euro is fucked. FX rate depreciates against the dollar more each year. $ was worth more than the EUR in 2015 thanks to the political actions of yurotards themselves, top fucking kek

No wonder Britain left the EU. They were smart to keep using the pound sterling, too.

But seriously, the EU flag there just screams "Domination". How can you live with the shame?

>Be EU
>Tons of famous writers, musicians, generals etc.
>Puts bridges on banknotes

>no 1s or 2s
Fuck that shit.

I spent a month in Canada and having to carry around coins instead of having one notes is fucking bullshit. I hate coins. Notes actually fit in a wallet.

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Pay your fucking debts

well said grebro, best looking money ever

The new ones are a bit like >reddit >the money but whatevs

Seriously looks like garbage why are they vertical? So stupid looks like toilet paper

Pay denbt

Coins fit in a wallet just fine

That would be too nationalist. You are not a nazi, are you?

>leaf

>Meanwhile in Norway
A fucking fish

Euros are awful they feel awful and they are a failed project.

Dollars feel nice and look pretty nice.

Pounds have some really nice coins with tons of different designs the nots also look and feel nice. The new fiver is awful. but the new pound is really nice.

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>not slapping you coin pouch on the table when ever you go to buy something

It is a pain and I've noticed that you value your money more when it's in paper. A dollar bill feels like real money.

I've never seen anything more than a 100

>2017
>still using cash

Notes*

I am drunk

That's cute

USA is now merely reaching the smart card stage ("muh stupid chip"). Contact less instant payment will be another 10 years for them.

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I hate those fucking 50s they don't fit in your wallet and it's all most ATMs give you

You're a cuck if you don't use cash

Dollars are about to have a nigger on the $20 I think. Can't wait for everyone to start calling them niggerbills. Why did Obama ruin everything he touched smgdh

how sad
contactless instant payment is the only thing I use anymore

>You'll never have worthless, but fancy Forint

The new designs look amazing

Saw some yellows and greens but never a purple 500. Fucking hell, an entire minimum wage (average Russian salary) in the palm of your hand!

That's probably because people don't get paid under the table in your country

Finding places that take card in Europe is actually a pain in the ass and your cellphone coverage is barbaric.

We're just like you greeks then.

In Italy? Yeah sure... they make you look honest.

It's okay you'll see them after you finish highschool

Nvm, missed one color

>son of a bitch every fucking time!

Absolutely any place in Austria accepts card payment and has almost 100% 4G coverage.

its became piss yelow, you like it huh

What's the Hungarian euro like?

>Euro

Top fucking kek

PAY DENBTS

wait are you serious?

doesnt taste like debt mate

Yeah

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Nice
Brazilian money usually smells like a hobo's asscrack

Isn't that above the daily withdrawal limit in grease?

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can you spot the value on that paper
oh, it's the sign of Draghi (president of BCE at current year where that paper was printed out of nowhere).

you know you can feel the texture on the presidents. collars right?

It was designed by them. Only way they can compete with our products. weak dollar >>>> strong euro.

checks flag..everything is money with you cucks kek

Fitting. It's pretty much toilet paper anyway. But it's still better than the 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 Pengő, right?
Thank god it's nonexistent

are true fpbp would have been ">and neither will greeks"

>meanwhile in real life they want to ban the 500 because plebs shouldn't have that much money

Will you have it?

The dollar will collapse soon with the oil, you better invest in memecoins and gold.

The European Union is like the non-banking version of a subprime MBS. You've got the stuff that makes it look good, like Germany, basically covering for the garbage that makes up the rest of it, like, uh, everyone else. It's AAA-rated guys!

what?
I only use my card, and almost always contactless
I haven't had to use cash in years

Fuck you autistic. Not paying the denbts to the Jews is th ultimate redpill

That's numale af "contactless"

I don't even know if that's what it's called
and there's nothing "numale" about it, that's retarded

Mixed feelings on contactless. Most of my cards have the contact patch wear out, so avoiding that's a plus, but I don't like that you don't have to type in your pin.. Or any other authentication factor for that matter.

fucking

FISH

>>ameripoors will never have this

Pay debnts

>Russian hackers can steal 25€
Oh noes.

>eurocucks

lel