Nofap is redpilled

>nofap is redpilled.

Yeah sure.

Science says otherwise.

menshealth.com/sex-women/5-reasons-you-should-masturbate-tonight

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This obsession with how people jerk off is weird. Just let guys do their thing

?????????????

people think their sperm is magic? what fuck. is this papua new guinea?

>GUYS SCIENCE! LOL SCIENCE! GUYS JUST TRUST SCIENCE! YOU DONT NEED TO BE A MAN!!!

go back to the alien website faggot.

>we're at the center of the universe
the theology checks out

(((nofap)))

(((research)))
Enjoy having memory and learning impairments as well as low energy and depression you fucking loser. I'll enjoy my life.

(((Science)))

>Yeah sure jack off till you're desensitised and only get off to fucked up shit
>Yeah sure let your sexual fast get morphed and get fetishes you never had in the first place
>Yeah sure get a death grip from too much masturbation
Masturbation= alright
Masturbation to porn=must be limited (by yourself)

holy fuck why are nu-males so overtaken by memes? this shit scares me, how many males are still capable of thinking for themselves? will Sup Forums go back to normal when school starts again?

*sexual taste

>observable universe

>(((5 reasons you should masturbate tonight)))

>masturbate to pixels instead of producing children and experiencing genuine emotion

youtube.com/watch?v=u4j2d7iLWsw

>Keep masturbating goy, women are a waste of time

Vid related gives a strong argument for Nofap

>Don't fap.
>Get a girl to want to have sex with you
>Cum immediately
>Girl thinks you're a loser and leaves, telling all her friends about your 4 second lasting time.

There's nothing manly about refusing to beat your meat.

fucking LOL you little cheesedick faggots actually believe this huh, i bet you fell for the "refractory period" meme too

From the article:

It boosts your mood.

Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain.

“An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s.”


How is your brain appearing as if you were a drug addict positive?

Arent those all side-effects of thinking you've lost a fight?
If I jerk the little fucker black and blue I am the true winner and my testosterone rises accordingly. If you fap and finish and lie alone crying in guilt lamenting about the girlfriend you think you deserve, of course all your fair will fall out and you will hate life.

Because there's a difference between having nice chemicals in your brain and being addicted to a drug that fucks up your life and body?

(((Science)))

chemical difference: 0
there's even a mechanism to prevent addiction so that you can have a first-hit feeling every time.

because (((they))) want us all to be drug addicts. very easy to control, thats why they hate pot. you can just grow it in the ground. do you think theyre stupid or something? those seth rogan movies have a purpose and its not quite DUDEWEED like shills would have you believe.

>fucking LOL you little cheesedick faggots actually believe this huh

Wait, are you seriously trying to tell us that if you don't masturbate for a long time you don't get sexually frustrated and don't orgasm faster than youd normally would?
Are you retarded or something?

no, im a man. you have a disease and its called nu-maleitis. faggots like you used to get beaten straight but now society just lets you run amok.

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>letting a women dictate when you can cum and not

Whoever this Science guy is, he needs to stop running his mouth.

Wrong. Masturbation actually makes you tired as fuck , and you loose a lot of nutrients ( zinc and shiet) .

>try to read article
>get distracted by how to get gainz videos
>no fap continues
Shite.

This fallaciously implies God has a limited attention span. Atheists are so ignorant about what they believe doesn't exist.

can they be helped? we just need to bully them until they leave or kill themselves.

It implies nothing sweetheart

i wish i could come from sex but i cant even if i try to imagine my waifu

i've never fapped or watched porn why do ppl do it

No-fap works for me. Had a few relapses and felt absolutely fucking terrible after - even with no porn.

The benefits heavily outweighs the "perks" of a 5 second bliss.

With no-fap I have more energy, actively look for something to do, like hang out with friends, study or play guitar. I get literally "fuck me right now" looks several times a day and I have this euphoric feeling in my body all the time.

You're missing out guys.

No fat is a meme everyone faps get over it faggot

no i dont

>fapping is directly tied into erectile dysfunction

nice try JIDF

STOP WATCHING PORN

Most people fap, and most people are fucking mediocre.

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lol youd like to think that but 100 years ago only weak beta faggots fapped because men have willpower.

Kek.. you speak through this user.. but why am I this way where I am an angel who feels never a need to fap or watch porn? Is it a blessing or a curse?

Wow that's all the proof I needed you convinced me I'm a #nofapmissile now

Nah people always fapped they just didn't tell anybody

This is not true at all. I masturbate all of the time and still only last ten seconds

Petty humans believe they exist to worry about such silly things as fap or nofap. Willpower a requirement, but for me it's not willpower but a lack of any desire at all. Blessed to be such a being advanced as this is poorly accepted by lowly monkey beings such as those in this thread.

Nofap is a Jewish-created subversion to cause white males to commit rape.

what does FAP stand for?

lol keep thinking this way faggot. reality does not disagree and you cant talk your way out of reality

white rape beyond isolated cases is a meme, only niggers, spics, mudslimes, and chinks rape on a grand scale.

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Haven't fapped in a week
Girls look at me more now
Its working for me brub,try it out before you shit on it

You don't have to go full out nofap at most probably once every 3 or so days is fine.

The biggest issue is porn addiction and fapping too often fucking with your hormone cycles

> A study from adult product peddler AdamandEve.com reveals that 27 percent of Americans admit to masturbating once or twice a week.

Yep. That's SCIENCE. Total objectivity there. Absolutely no chance of conflict of interest whatsoever.

Once or twice a week is ok in my opinion.

I used to do it every other day.

Just did 10 days of no fap.

Was visiting family abroad so didn't want to be a degenerate there.

I swear I've never been so horny before. Every single moment I thought about sex. Every night I was scared of cumming in my sleep kek

Just fapped 10 ml of jizz and I'm down to Earth again.

I can definetly see the advantedges of not fapping every day or quitting porn.

Normally I'm kinda shy and in the "want a beautifull girl as GF, not degenerate clubsluts" but in the nofap faze I definetly wanted to answer some of the girls that I know who Club / have sex, just to take them on a small date and fuck afterwards.

However, I think I will still fap every 3-4 days without porn, to not go full uber horny.

Couldn't focus much on studies either.

>(((men's health)))

I always preferred tomboys myself.

>he doesn't do it multiple times in a single day
I don't have enough in me to do it as much as I'd like; so much good ero out there.

>weighs his cum.

(((menshealth)))

>thinks volume is weight

>ml
>weighs

>no fat

this needs to be a thing too

>never been so horny before
The opposite happens to me on nofap desu. I forget i have a dick

nofap BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

kek

I was curious since I felt that I was fucking full of cum, so I took a small volume measurer and see how much was in me after 10 days.

>thinks I care about their jew measurements.

fucking hott pls stop im trying to nofap here

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imo you need to cut internet when doing nofap or else it is impossible.

Visiting family if possible is a good thing since you have other things to do / not be a degenerate there.

No way I could have lasted 10 days at home with internet

>the universe is really, really, really, really, really big
>therefore it's silly that God would care about anything you do
>therefore God doesn't exist

is this even an argument? If it is, it's a terrible one

>He still hasn't figured out that true no-fap is not permanent, but intervalls for like 5 days, which are actually help you with overcoming porn addiction, which is somehow considered red pilled, but no fap isn't

Sup Forums just being Sup Forums I guess

>muh betas
>muh degeneracy

fuck off

In his defense maybe user knows the density of his cum, he's autistic enough

It points out the absurdity of God creating that entire universe simply to give mandates to us.

isn't that a line from an eminem song?

It depends on the person, for some porn is the only problem, for some, masturbation altogether is a problem, carm down with the le meme shit.

why is that absurd?

maybe the universe isnt what (((media))) and (((academia))) would want you to think.

It's not absurd at all when put into the context that God made everything to glorify himself.

>I get literally "fuck me right now" looks several times a day
No you don't you fat fuck.

Nofap is the ultimate bluepill

How? Humans love looking at the stars he create the universe so we can look at something in the night.

its a textbook case of non sequitur

lol why is reddit invading Sup Forums? what is their endgame?

I'm pleasantly surprised at the sound theology today
God bless

>Have sex everyday
>Get applauded
>Masturbate everyday
>Get shunned

But they both have the same end goal?

dictionary.com/browse/pettiness

>i bet you fell for the "refractory period" meme too

youre a fucking imbecile
you dont even know what redpill means

My new years resolution is not to fap all year.

I don't think I'll make it, but I'm going to give it a really fucking good run.

lol if you think this you are a terminal nu-male and the only cure is death.

cure yourself

>muh pheromones
>muh fluid exchange

>It boosts your mood.
That's weird, I always feel like utter shit the moment I cum.

That whole article is bullshit.

Im trying aswell, but browsing Sup Forums at the same time is hardmode.

wow, it's almost like porn desensitizes you

Actually it's only a sin to masturbate if you lust after a woman in your heart. So if you fap to hentai, then it's all good, you're not a sinner.

Proof that Science Must Fall, so we can rise up against gravity’s oppression youtu.be/fWxjy9fjRxg