AMA, I'll answer any questions you may have about Pakistan

... so long as the question is reasonable and not a meme. Questions about Pak-US or Pak-India relations, Pakistani Islam, Pakistani life, etc. are all welcome.

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Why the fuck was Bin Laden living next to one of your military bases?

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Why do you like homosex?

ap casa heer baijhan ?

Why did you steal the river (The Indus) that gives India its name from India?

I couldve sworn Pakistan was rounder on the map...

Why is your capital named Islam-a-bad?

Would you just nuke yourself and take as many Israelian kikes with you as you can. Do it and be the third world shithole we deserve

Do you poo in loo?

Do you have designated shitting streets like your neighbors ?

Also, which hand do wipe your butt with?

In all likelihood, no. But one cannot be sure.

Probably, a rebellious wing of the intelligence services was supporting him. The most significant fact to understand about Pakistan is that there isn't a unified decision making body. The intelligence agencies, the army, the civilian leadership etc. all operate quasi-autonomously. Moreover, each have within them factions that might not agree with the other factions.

My best guess is that while the civilian and army leadership was cooperating with the USA, there was a rogue faction that was supporting OBL. As a side note, OBL is not too unpopular in Pakistan. People don't like him, but for a while he was considered to be sort of a man who stood up to American imperialism. That may have been the logic behind the actions of the rogue faction.

where in pakistan do you live?
and how is the daily life over there, what do you do in your free time for example?

I don't. I like Swedish women.

What language is this?

The river Indus is in Pakistan.

You're thinking about your mother.

"Abad" means settlement, so Islamabad means "settlement of Islam".

I do feel the world order needs some shaking up. But the army is firmly incharge of nukes and plebians like me cannot do anything.

Yes.

Left hand, and then wash with soap.

What do you think of drone strikes in waziristan?

I used to fuck a paki girl

She would spend all night farting in bed like she was lactose intolerant and thought absolutely nothing of it.

Why do your women have no personal space boundaries, she once called me on the phone as she was grunting out a shit.

How did the janitor know!?

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What's your opinion about India?

why are there so many paki goat fukers in sweden and why the fuk are u all smug cowards

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Karachi. Life's pretty good, actually. Poorer than in the USA (where I've lived), but also nicer in the sense that people are a bit less materialistic and women are still women, instead of being wannabe men.

Not sure. On the one hand, kills lunatics. On the other hand, creates more lunatics. No good solution, except to cut of Saudi version of Islam.

Raise your standards. Most Pakistani women I know are decent.

India is fast degenerating into fascism. This is something you only understand after living in the subcontinent, but the people here are VERY accepting of strong authoritarian leaders. With Modi, India could become very fascist.

Other than that, I like Indian culture. My family migrated to Pakistan from India in 1947, so we share a lot of commonalities with Indian culture.

Your women are beautiful. And easy.

I heard that like literally every Pakistani smokes hash at least sometimes and like half of them smoke it every day
Is that true?

Why are you still in Pakistan, brother
Look at my flag and come home

She was from a rich family there.
Had a textile factory, a flour mill, real estate.
Wtf?
Seriously she was good looking but used to disgust me constantly

Why the fuck do you have nukes when your country is a shithole.Certainly that money could have been spent better.

is it true that you (not you you, but pakistani men in general) fuck young boys all the time because you consider women just a way to procreate and not at all someone to have fun with?

what is your countries endgame? are you all pizza lovers as people say?

I hear you guys marry your cousins at a very high rate. How inbred are you guys?

You might like the website Indiachan, it's just a bunch of Indian anons there mainly.

poo in loo plz

What's Pakistans official claim to Kashmir?

Only in the north, haven't seen it down in the south. The middle class values I grew up in do not allow for that sorta stuff.

Inshallah, brother.

They've paid themselves many times over in American aid. That aid wouldn't be there if the West didn't freak out about nukes falling into wrong hands.

No, you're talking about a small subset of Afghani/Pashtun culture. I've personally never heard of anyone do it. Pakistani is majority non-Pashtun.

Take Kashmir from India.

That's a problem, yes. It should stop. I think it is becoming much rarer now than it was in the past.

Thanks bhai.

Do you have any civic attachment to Pakistan? Do most people? Or do people associate more with ethnicity/region like Sindh, Balochi, etc. Do you wish you had ethnic states that were more aligned with linguistics boundaries?

I'm not interested in Pakistan, I'm interested in Afghanistan, especially in it's greco-Buddhist heritage. Can you give me a synopsis of Afghani history?

Also, why does Pakistan fund the Taliban in Afghanistan?

3 types of Afgans (I served so I know what I'm talking about)

First is the regular sand nogs, look like Arab poo in loos. hey're lyk 50% of the cuntry

Second are basically mongols, they look Chinese and are mainly in the north eastern regions. They make nice guns and shit. they're like 20% of Afganistan.

Third are basically human, they have light hair and eyes. Seen red heads and shit. Strong greek features. They're the toughest bastards by far. Very tribal, fortunately they keep to themselves mostly. They're like 15% of the pop, mainly in the North Western Regions.

The rest 15% is mixed

Are you guys whiter than the pajeets?

Also your country looks cleaner than india, can you confirm?

Sounds like you are corrupt as fuck

Taliban are considered by Pakistan to be the good guys in Afghanistan. They are majority Pashtun, that means they have better education than the other groups in Afghanistan. They also are not terrorists (the state department labels them insurgents).

Historically, when the US left Afghanistan in the 90s after it had done fighting the proxy war against the Soviets, Pakistan used the Taliban to stabilize Afghanistan to stop the flow of refugees. I think Pakistan does not want to lose it's connection because if the US randomly leaves again, Pakistan might have to stabilize Afghanistan again using Taliban.

is usa your ally ?

also were abouts do you live in pakistan

i have a friend who lives in some place called "mirpur"

idk if you heard of it

how mcuh foriegn aid do we send after they held osama and knew about it?
why are we not at war with them?

>why are we not at war with them?

You're not that strong. You cannot even beat the Taliban which are a proxy force of Pakistan's in Afghanistan - the Taliban control over 35% of Afghanistan despite 15 years of US war. You stand no chance against a nuclear armed state.

How do you feel about Obama naming your government for being the shitstain of asia it is?

Reminder that
>paki government finances terror attacks in the region
>paki government was harboring osama bin laden
>paki government is responsible for instability in afghanistan/india

This administration has recognized you are a virus that needs to be eradicated. #genocide4pakistan

Are your nukes in good hands? Do the people in charge know about the dangers of fallout radiation?
Are your leaders easy to provoke and do they also understand the consequences of nuclear war?

that's all, cheers m8

How easily accessible is alcohol in Pakistan?

Why dont you nuke afghanistan

>Are you guys whiter than the pajeets?

Yes.

>How do you feel about Obama naming your government for being the shitstain of asia it is?

That coming from the guy who started a war in Libya and then funded terrorists in Syria? It is laughable.

>Are your nukes in good hands? Do the people in charge know about the dangers of fallout radiation?
>Are your leaders easy to provoke and do they also understand the consequences of nuclear war?

Maybe. No. Yes and no. If there is an all out war against India, I have no doubt that the army will use nukes. Pakistanis have usually a fatalistic view towards things - sorta like "god wills it". I cannot see them being too rational in using nukes.

How reliant is Pakistan truly on China to stay economically afloat?

I've heard horror stories about national (American, Chinese, English companies don't count) economic families/powerhouses. Is it true there's a lot of cronyism and shit there?

How's Pakistan's relationship with India? You two still tsundere for each other?

Go fuck yourself up the ass with barbed wire you inbred cave nigger. Do the world a service and get nuked by India

Why nuke a country that poses no threat? Afghanistan is an emerging market, plenty of potential there. Pakistan is a shitstain on the region, and deserves to be wiped off the map.

>whiter than pajeets

Kek you guys are also shitskins, The only reason lightskin people exist in pakistan is because your borders were drawn over afghanistan and you absorbed a large pashtun population as a result of the cold war. Actual pakis are just shitskins who follow retard-tier sects of islam.

Whats the general concensus on your tribal areas?

Also, is there any negative social pressure against cousin marraige? I've heard very mixed things from (admittedly upper crust) Canadian Pakistanis

post Pakistani qts

Thanks for answering user.

whats the first step to fix the middle east? (in your opinion)

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Tbh pakistan should've been called India

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