"That's right shabbos, you're my master! Oh look, I don't know how to take responsibility for myself and work a 9 to 5 - whoops; looks like you gotta buy me my food! Oh, and I don't have thumbs, so I'm gonna need you to scoop up my shit!"
Wow, you sure spent a lot of money on me, so I'm gonna reward you by letting you massage my body - that's a good goyi- I mean master!"
When did you finally mature and see the quadrupedal Jew for what it is; a kleptoparasite pushed by the MSM and a creature that is designed by evolution to exist in an an environment where you lose?
Xavier Roberts
crypto-mohammadan detected
Joseph Johnson
t. Mohammed
Ayden Cox
t. Abdul
Ethan Martin
Dogs aren't trying to breed white people out of existence. Sage.
Hunter Lopez
Not gonna lie, this shit made me laugh.
Nathan Martinez
Sup Forums BTFO
Isaiah Sanders
>I hate oxytocin >I'd rather have Toxoplasmosis
Daniel Lee
Despite OP's shitpost, there still exists a problem with too many white people owning pets insteading of raising children. It's wasted money.
Liam Howard
Fucking mooslims
Cameron Robinson
id kill every shitskin mudslime before i killed a single doggo
Carter King
>being so poor that a dog is a crippling financial responsibility
Tyler Richardson
thanks user, lifted my depression a bit 6gorillion/10
Chase Perez
Thats why people above 89 IQ prefer cats
Nolan Ramirez
Don't forget
>pick up shit goy
Nathaniel Ward
pretty original bait thread op 7/10 made me chuckle
Nicholas Sanchez
pure breds are for genuine retards
David Hill
>I wonder who's behind this post
Day of the Yarn can't come soon enough
Lincoln Perez
Mudslimes love cats
Hudson Johnson
Cats are better.
Wyatt Cox
You literally CAN'T refute this.
Robert White
>oy vey sorry goy- i mean master looks left a little mess heh heh
Tyler Green
This is like saying Mizrahi are better than Ashkenazi. Both are jews
Zachary Fisher
>Not appreciating military service dogs >Not being upset at Obama for refusing to sign the bill that would allow military service dogs to become part of their handler's household >Not knowing the dogs are killed after their service >Not knowing the Afghanis accepted a bunch of service dogs from the USA and then just shot them all
Samuel Bailey
lel
Ethan Wilson
Deal with it
Colton Cruz
>tfw you realized fish are the patricians pet.
Adrian Young
Funny how they destroy your house, and you're the asshole because you weren't there to stop them.
But don't question it shabbos.
Who's a good master? You are! You're the good master! Yes you are!
Jaxon Young
Hi i stink and im retarded and i stink even more when you wet me and i have flaky black skin and yum your new babby and he touched my food and fuck you and your two legs and look the bigdick is jumping from a cliff imma go do same because we had a measuring contest last night and he's a Chad faggot
Ryder Barnes
>G-guys, Jews aren't bad because remember Einstein!
Noah Bell
Thats what the Jews in Weimar said when they were called degenerates for pimping children
And what came after Wiemar...hmmmm
Henry Cox
Mmm i just ate my shit and humped your leg and wouldn't shut the fuck up
Julian Hernandez
Kill all Semitic races. You (you) deserve to die and rot away.
Josiah Smith
No, you deal with it, goy. Deal with all my shit violating your yard. Deal with my constant appetite. Deal with the mud I track into the house. Deal with the bank account draining medial procedures when I swallow a fucking rock or chase a car. Deal with my barking at all your visitors. Deal with the $100 ticket when I urinate on private property. Deal with the dead rodents I bring into your living room. Deal with it... master.
Michael Butler
can't wait to see where this thread goes
Easton Adams
>sleeps on a hair trigger and will attack invaders >defends my home for about two dollars a day
worth it. post doggos
Ethan Rivera
You know a lot about mudslimes.
Eli Howard
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Brody Garcia
You can't call yourself a true white man if you don't like dogs.
Christopher Lewis
My dogs work with me on a 1200 Hectare high country sheep station, job couldn't be done without them. Check mate city faggots.
Bentley Ortiz
My sides
>Day of the Yarn >Mr Meowstein
Gavin Campbell
Doggos are the best friends you'll ever have
Samuel Russell
>I don't know how to take responsibility for myself If rednecks can teach alligators to properly use the bathroom then I think you should be able to train you dog to do the basics.
Brandon Campbell
Dude dogs are high-tier pets, the only problem is when western couples have them in place of kids and not in addition to kids
Evan Bennett
Since you brought me into this, I actually am from Iraq. But I'm not a mudslime. Muslimes subscribe to one side of the Quadrupedal Question (against dogs) while allowing the other to thrive (cats). Thus the kleptoparasite is allowed to adapt to different environments
>pic related, it's me and my bitch
Aaron Hall
Savagely underrated post
Brayden Morgan
>you should be able to train you dog to do the basics
Agreed, and you should pay money to Israel. It's even easier - in fact, you do it already!
Caleb Rogers
>It's even easier - in fact, you do it already! Then isn't it redundant to mention it? It might accidentally spark up that dastardly "free will" we read about.
Camden Roberts
>"Its free will goy, if this blonde shiksa wants to date an afro american nothing wrong with that, free will. Our constant commercials telling you its healthy to do things like burn coal and scoop poop have zero effect on your subconscious - would I lie to you?"
Isaac Phillips
inshallah
Eli Sanders
Bump
Asher Diaz
Dogs are the master race pet
Angel Hill
uhh....
Nicholas Bennett
...
Jace Reed
KNOTTED N O T E D
Jack Flores
Why is an AK shitposting on the internet?
Colton Moore
>how to immediately lose all value as a human being in one easy step