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Attack ISIS

Kill ivan

defend if attacked
take paris and french wheat spill to take brussels

kill green, fill iberia

Take the French west coast. Support my ally.

gay thread gay OP, reported, not politics

TEAR OF THE SERBS THROAT OUT. TAKEOF HIS BONUSES TO SOFIA, ANDS BUCHAREST

>defend if attacked
that doesnt work here

honestly how fucking cucked can you be

ZOO
WEE
FUCKING
MAMA

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Stop filling in water tiles ffs

Anyways, capture Vilinius and North Sea oil. You missed my fucking roll, give me a temp bonus or something

Take Monaco then Marseilles. Then attack Serbia via sea.

geopolitical expansion simulator is politics you fucking wog.

Move here and kill Georgia

OP's theme

It starts with
One thing I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn’t even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when...

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

holy fuck you're mad

Prusia its now or never choose!

what a fucking pig.

You guys are in this coalition with me now.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

Kick the Berbers out of this peninsula.

What got you so mad?

Yes, let's ally.

'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

reported for trolling

Dude, calm down. What happen to you?

Capture the wheat
Spills reinforce Warsaw
Hadnt seen new thread sorry

It's just a way of marking how many water tiles you travelled. The controller of Gibraltar can navigate for free, so I won't paint in his tiles.

Like I said, what got you so mad?

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Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

Oh alright. I've never seen it before

has anyone left, or are any spots open?

>i literally just made this to win a autism argument
sad cuck

I am serious, now. Tell me.

no fuck you fag

it's right though desu. But seriously why are you so mad?

>3 minutes of editing an image I already had in paint
worth it

Ignore Durka, he's a spiteful autist.

some spots i think

You are dead due to live rolls, sorry mate. He got you with exactly 42 territories.

Op is an autistic nigger with a grudge against me and wont let me join

Do you have anger issues?
Who has left?

>live rolls
aka im a retard and cant host

Oh well.

Pushing for Alexandria, spill towards Cairo

No one to take control of, but some colours are open. Not allowing Durka in due to 55 posts of shitposting in last thread without even being in the game, he is just autistic.

Do you have autism?

>post ending in 36 again
this was meant to quote OP and it's a carbon copy of the action I posted last thread.
In any case:

>55 posts of shitposting in last thread because OP couldn't chill his hate boner enough to let me in the game

ftfy shitskin

Live rolls are good on some maps, but shit on this one.
White
South Slavs
That wheat in the Ukraine. Start filling up Moldova, then grab odesa and Lasi

yes he does. Ignore him
How many times have you said autism?

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Lilac
We Wuz Kanga
Alexandria

Wheat was just taken, post another location. Your post was too close to the mupdate and I missed you.

Take Iceland, spill France.

>but some colours are open
wow thought you said you were full fag

Kill Georgia

Rip, Cairo then

Push ivan

Taken too.

shit op

Take european wheat and kill green
defend if attacked

You didn't count my roll OP

reinforce my territories in the north

Reinforce Alexandria, any spill or if I don't have enough goes to capturing the bit of west Egypt I don't have and Cairo

french not european wheat

you have autism, as many times as OP is going to be a massive prick to me for no reason

Muhammad and his Goat
Mecca
any color
Fill Arabia, then sail to Cairo

Kill Purple.

Any open color would be fine then

OP is just a massive fag, go to sleep and hope tomorrows op wont be such a massive autist

Advance into Europe, capture all the cities I can

grab that city in southern france, then fill unclaimed northern africa (focus on resources)

this thread is a fucking mess

You were a massive prick first though.
You have anger management issues, see a doctor

Thanks to OP and is biases and aspergers

cede all my lands to commies
i'm done with this shit thread

When, I asked to join normally and OP ignored and excluded my on purpose

I'm abandoning game OP, thanks for hosting. Give my territories to a new player please. Not Durka.

shut up you fucking faggot. I swear get the fuck off this thread if you aren't in the game you absolute cock wipe. We've already deduced you're like 14 so fuck off back to ifunny you fucking asshat.

bye fag

OP doesn't allow quitceding.

discord.gg/ggjfX join

if you wanna have it that way, thn i'll give my land to durka

see i didnt start out this way but OP had to go and be a massive nigger

If this one is such a cluster fuck, would a new game be better?

>discord
literal Sup Forums tier shit

By all means. The world will team up on him and ass rape him.

Yes because you were a massive nigger in the last thread

Maybe if the OP doesn't exclude me or let people beline

can you host?

that would be fun to watch

Defend, then capture Odessa, Chisinau and Iasi.
Spills fix my ugly ass border

join anyways you can speak to us there

well in his defence it's hard to keep track of anything when there are 10 autists arguing, about dumb shit, at the same time

you cant even see past your own biases, you are a massive prick to me over shit that happened in other threads even though all i wanted to do was play fucking risk

I would but I'm on mobile since my computer had water damage from a house flood. Just wondering if someone is willing to host

Fuck it
I'll host, but I want people to agree to play a good map. I'm not hosting a shitrisk kill everybody map.
Does anyone have 1519, or 1630 Risk saved?

I literally hosed a thread a couple hours ago and it was fine because ive been doing this for years, and wasnt a biased prick

someone should put another thread together I wanna play.