Why aren't you in the military...

Why aren't you in the military? Don't you know that this will prepare you for the race war and that girls adore military dudes?

>girls adore military dudes

Tell that to all those studs drown in pussy at camp Lejeune

I'm trying to go naval OCS get and get a flight slot. If that doesn't work I'll enlist.

I'm not a welfare queen

Your disabilty check is still welfare tubs.

Too fat

Girls adore military dudes because it means while her provider is out on tour she can go seek out other dicks to suck. Enjoy raising someone else's kids, army cucks

Oh but I am.

because i am rich and well educated

>girls adore welfare queens
this is true

This

>alpha fucks beta welfare bux
/thread

Or she can get a vibrator

North Carolina is Fucking gay and nigger filled.

>caring about what catty women think of you

I respect military but almost everyone I've known who served is a literal retard, high school dropout type

I'd like to train but don't give a fuck about fighting shitskins in the middle of a dessert or the possibility of developing permanent nerve damage from fighting in these wars.

False. Army fag here, This isnt the 50s where a girl will pin a fucking flower while marching. Nobody gives a shit except boomers and other vets who came before. Thank the commies for that one.

You're fighting for obama and the Jewish ethnostate ? wait, and whos the retard ?

What's that say about you, champ?

It's definitely an experience

>girls adore military dudes
They adore that tricare and bah

I was in the military faggot, 11 bravo you piece of shit. In 2008 I killed more durkas than you could imagine you fat fuck.

lmao welfare queen.

pretty much. I wouldn't trust my woman for an instant while I'm away

is this the abridged version of the copy pasta?

I'm talking to a recruiter about signing an 18x contract. So hopefully I will be enlisting soon.

This bloke isn't far off, same reason as to why they love the Fly in Fly Out Miners across Australia, idiots on 6 figures who are away for weeks at a time so that you and the girls can go drink bubbly at fuckin 1000 on a Wednesday and browse Tinder.

The amount of Army dudes and Miners I've seen cucked while they work is unreal.

>melbournefag detected

I swear some of the most patriotic women I've ever met were Australian, boy they sure knew how to take care of a fighting man

my mom always told me not to join bc i would get ptsd and shit and go crazy from memories of killing people. does that even happen to most people?

if i could go back to 18, i would go ahead and join like i was planning. one of the biggest regrets i have.

Most servicemembers don't even have combat arms jobs. So no. Unless you volunteer for or are put into a combat mos and see/do some shit you can't handle.

How old are you? It isn't necessarily too late

>girls adore military dudes

Never do anything for females.

Me? I'm joining the army reserves so I can defend my homeland instead of going overseas like a good goyim.

Because I don't want to join in peacetime when there's no real sign of a war on the horizon.

I'm fully prepared to join if something starts. But I don't want to hang out for four years washing rocks until Erdogan starts something.

B/c when I was 8 and mommy made me take a nap even though I wasn't tired I swore that no one would ever tell me what to do.

Idk how it is in Aus, but in the US reservists deploy all the time.

yea well i wanted to join specifically so i could kill muslims but she always says that id feel bad about it after if i actually ever joined and killed any of them

I didn't join until I was 24.

39 - old, out of shape, enjoying making my ton of money compared to the military. but if i could go back, i'd definitely join. when i was 18, i was all set to join the navy nuke program, but went to school instead. thought about it off and on, but with work it kind of faded into the back ground.

i think if i was able to go back, i'd go army or marines and just go infantry instead.

I feel you. I wanted to enlist out of high school but instead I went to college. 24 now, about to enlist, and finally fulfilling that chunk of the bucket list. Chances are I'll flunk out of the 18x pipeline but fuck I gotta try.

I'm actually finally going to college this semester for a chance at flying for the Air Force

you should be able to enlist (army) up to age 40, though they do try to deny you at 35.

I joined the AF at 24 and ship out for the Army next month at age 31.
I'm debating whether or not some 18y/o pussy is worth the risk of a SHARP complaint.

If you went infantry when you were 19, you'd sit for five years in 90's peacetime and watch Bill Clinton bomb the Serbs from a base in Georgia.

It's best you didn't go Nuke, though. That's a garbage posting apparently.

>girls adore military dudes?
dont they get cucked alot?

I'm not going to join till after I get my BS in EE @ 27. Going to be an oldfag but going to try out for a ranger regiment contract or 18X if I don't outright get into OCS. Fuck it lads, grab life by the horns.

I'm looking into OCS as well, but my interest is waning. If I wanted a career in the army that'd be one thing, but I just want to jump out of airplanes and shoot guns for a few years. 18x all the way brother.

You're aware that they're desperate for qualified infantry officers and flooded with teenagers who want to be operators, right? You'll get OCS no problem as long as you can speak clearly.

Only when you're deployed.

good luck. 24 is young as hell still so you should be good to go. really, you don't start feeling your age until late 30s. mid 20s to mid 30s are golden years, just the best years so you're hitting your stride now. enjoy it.

This. The most slutty girl in my high school married a soldier.

I've been in the Army for three years. Just recently made E-5, I hate it so fucking much.

Or at your service station while your girl is five states away.

>In the army
>Still can't feel parts of my toes from winter exercises

>Not being South Carolina Highway Patrol

If you want pussy be a firefighter

OP BTFO

>Having a long distance relationship in the military
>Having a long distance relationship period

You deserve it to happen if you think your high school sweetheart is gonna stick around when you run off to basic training.

The general mistake is that most new privates marry whores they meet when the get to their first duty station so they can move out of the barracks.

100% of military guys are ok with guys fucking their girls

The problem is these dumb kids believing the type of girl to fuck you for your dress blues is the type of girl who you should marry. That combined with alot of these guys being away from women for a long time makes it easy to fall in this trap. Many such cases!

>joined army
>got stationed at Drum
Fuck you OP

100% of military guys are just as bad as their cheating spouse anyway.

Guess how many married guys or guys with girlfriends back home fucked a Nip slut for a couple bucks when our company went to Japan for 2 months?

i'm so sorry user
>just got stationed in campbell
feels good nigga

I bet that patch feels fucking hella good.

Rather not lose a limb or die while in some third world shit hole I have no reason to be in other than rich elitist fucks in Washington want to line their pockets.

Respect the hell out of any who serves though.

whoa bro i'm meddac not some forcecom shit

Oh I'm infantry. If they ever offer you Drum tell them to fuck off

At least 10th Mountain still deploys.

>tfw JBLM

because I already served 3 years at an age where /fit/ was jacking off to anime in their mother's basement.

>geting blown to shit for king nigger
>or geting blown to shit for (((golden sachs))) and putins cum rag

because i leave for bootcamp in 23 days

Nah my buddy just got drum, and i've lived there before they're not tricking me
i'd rather volunteer for a fucking deployment

Anyone have tips on which branch is best to learn Machining? (CNC, lathes, mills, ect)

>being cannon fodder for israel and/or saudi arabia

damn it i'm fucking trying.

>Marines aren't universally thought of as rapists
O I AM LAFFIN

Someone's sister is a sugar daddy

>Girls adore military dudes

Yeah they only gave a fuck when they saw me wearing blueberries (US navy working uniform) and the sweet benefits that I was loaded with.

Once I got out nobody gives a fuck what so ever that I have served and now I retailcuck & college cuck. Good news is my education is paid for thanks to uncle sam.

Probably Army to be honest. Army is the only branch that guarantees what your job is going to be in the contract. Air Force and Navy you still choose, but it's not 100%. And if you can't get the job you want with the Army, then no problem you didn't sign up for shit. Marines have even less job choice, and not sure how Coast Guard works.

go nuke officer you have no idea how much money they make

>Don't you know that this will prepare you for the race war and that girls adore military dudes?

Yeah, because the women who are dating men in the military are totally not horrible and fucking them over every chance they get. Nah, get some resources and start a family with a woman who knows how to keep her legs closed. The more partners she had, the more likely she is to divorce you, so try to get a virgin. Then you can raise a nice family, if you have enough money she can actually take care of the kids and they will develop in a good way with a stay at home mom.

you would wince at the amount of work you have to do for e-1 pay.
stick with flippin burgers fag.

I'm in right now, using the military as a foundation for my future while using it to help pay for law school. The military can be used as a stepping stone if you know how to use it right. However, I do agree--there are a lot of idiots in the military.

Should brought back a foreign QT user

>got out 2 years ago
>regrets not re-uping
>recruiter office on my way to school every fucking day
Stop me, guys... I really want to do it again. What are the chances they'd let me pick another job?

I was trying to join the military but I was rejected because my IQ is too high. Military is for the lower intelligence people.

Don't do it user, you're remembering all the good times and none of the bad.

>go nuke officer you have no idea how much money they make
I've heard its worse then being a nuke. Why would I want that. Would rather fly planes.

Navy nuke here beg to differ.
Your IQ being too high probably means that it was too high in the mentally handicapped range and you needed to go back to your padded room you fucking mudshit

The only bad times were change of brigade level, and even worse, fucking division level (jesus fucking christ) command ceremonies. I literally would just think of porn the entire time, made 3 hours feel like 2 hours. I didn't have a lot of bad times in my time in service.

fly planes if you want, i would too. but as a nuke i would rather be officer for those crazy ass bonuses every year

>sand nigger claiming he has a high IQ

top kek

I already did my time. Now I'm doing my duty and learning the sciences so I can fix a thing called 'death'.

Its far more interesting a challenge then killing our monkey kin.

I'm fat, weak, and took adhd medicine several years ago

What kind of bonuses? The recruiter I've been talking to said that nuke officer would be a good fit due to STEM degree but I think I'm getting memed.

From my experiences when I went to join I found everyone in the US military to have some kind of inferiority complex. They were like huge retards that just wanted to tell everyone had much better they were and beat up on the locals.

I didn't join. I could see no honor in it. It really sucked too because all my life I wanted to be apart of the military but the US military is just gay.

Can't go wrong with a free nuke degree, friendo.

>fuck you man
>just...don't

the fuck are you talkin about m8, I've already got my degree

Ceremonies sound worse than the actual fighting, am I wrong here? Mind you I really hate ceremonies.

My recruiter helped me lose 70lbs so I could join the Army, brah. You got it.
I took add/adhd meds too. Literally was asked "have you taken any recently?" I just said nah, and she said AIGHT YOU'RE GOOD TO GO, GOD SPEED.
Was on my way to basic a month later.