Brit/pol/ - The Gove Cove Edition

>Sharia May's New Year Message - Hapless PM quotes Jo Cox as she vows to fight for Remainers in Europe
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/31/theresa-may-new-year-message-brexit

>Comrade Corbyn's New Year Message - Hapless Leader of the Opposition says that getting an EU deal where only the bankers and bonuses benefit isn't good enough
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-says-he-understands-brexiteers-concerns-a7501616.html

>Tim Farron's New Year Message - Milkman says that 2016 was the 'Year of the Unexpected'
libdemvoice.org/tim-farrons-new-year-message-dont-shrug-your-shoulders-get-involved-52852.html

>Nuttall's New Year Message - "2017 could be even bigger"
ukip.org/new_year_message_from_ukip_leader_paul_nuttall_mep

>Russian hackers have fingers in Tory pie, claims May - PM vows to crack down on party funding by pro-Putin oligarchs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4079140/PM-s-war-oligarchs-cosied-Cameron-Theresa-vows-ban-links-Vladimir-Putin-Tory-fundraising-events.html

>George Michael's boyfriend claims that he killed himself during a coked-up Twitter tirade
independent.co.uk/news/people/george-michael-death-suicide-fadi-fawas-wham-singer-police-oxfordshire-a7504536.html

>"The Conservatives are taking the piss out of the honours system", claims Corbyn
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/new-year-honours-jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-latest-conservative-party-mockery-cronyism-a7502826.html

>Terminal decline and the madness that follows - UKIP hosts SpanishNew Year party with Lembit Öpik
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/ol-ukip-host-spanish-themed-12391575

>Queen misses Church AGAIN due to heavy illness
reuters.com/article/us-britain-royals-queen-idUSKBN14L0WN

>The absolute STATE of post-Christian Britain
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4079616/

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First for based republicanism

1st karen

what's up boys. my family came from england

DONT CALL ME SIR I WORK FOR A DAMN LIVING

which part?

in all seriousness, how hard would it be to emigrate to england? i've wanted to for years but have only started considering it seriously within the past few months

im white, have an accounting degree, and have good work experience

Firstly, are you circumcised?

i dunno my moms family came on the mayflower and my dads family came to america in 1610

youtube.com/watch?v=zZgPyM-OJFo

Remember me? The tranny who came out in last nights thread ago?

I now have a boyfriend who will support me through transition and doesent mind me getting my dick chopped off and is literally video related. And he's an absolute fucking dream massive cock. Perfect body. Total alpha. And he makes me feel like a girl already and says he can't wait to see me transform

Holy fuck I'm so happy. My life is fucking complete. I literally feel as if I died and went to heaven.

of course, i'm american :^)

>666
Of course.

>how hard would it be to emigrate to england?

Why in God's name would you want to do that.

You'll need to show your flaccid member to the group before we can proceed with discussion.

Congratulations. Don't forget to invite us all to the wedding.

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WE WUZ

because i dont want to live in america any longer

ok *unzips*
*teleports behind you*

Praise Slaanesh
I have a strong alpha man who's gonna turn me into his perfect gf

I could actually cry I'm so happy
My life has FUCKING meaning

Liverpool

didnt you learn when that fag doxxed you last night

It's so great. He is 6"2 and treats me like a girl in every way already

Feel smol and safe when I'm with him.

Wait, what happened?

Fuck off sperg, how much of an absolute pathetic flog cunt do you have to be to literally facebook stalk people from Sup Forums.

Does he know about your knob?
Have you ever made him suck you off?

"show me your cut dick" poster is actually a member of labor.

there was a thread last night where he posted his face and some guy recognized him and posted a bunch of pictures of said guy

im not even that dude.

I'm literally just came out and he likes me cause I'm a cute boy who's gonna be a cute girl.

See Video He wants me to transition and be happy

>sucked you off
No I'm completely sub and I'm having it chopped off in a few years.

fucking disgusting

Whatever cunt, I worked out who it was anyway, if its you you'll be getting a visit in the next day or so. If its not you, stay the fuck out of my business.

I am sensing that he's only in it for the sex

post pics of him i wanna see

Nice. Did you save any pics of him, by any chance?

Well congratulations. I hope you're both happy.

>Is known to sniff the air downwind of school sports days

Top kek. Fuck me, is this a real article? It's like a line straight out of anime.

fuck mate, you're an angry fella, arent ya

why are there so many fucking gay brain damaged lefties in here, is there any hope for my fucking country, jesus christ

You would too if you had literal stalkers trying to dox you.

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>She tells you she voted Green

I fixed your Joepill comic for you

haha and this guy is gay correct?

Nah the videos my perception of it. Not his.

We've known each other for a long time so I really trust and love him to bits

Thanks so much
I never thought my dreams would come true

you literally used your face as the OP picture for a bait thread

Europe

Edited and ensured no reverse search could find it. Turns out I have literal stalking flogs on my FB.

I don't even care at this point.
I'm happy you found happiness you funny little degenerate.

Go be the best little tranny you can be.

worse, a probable bisexual.

>rainbow filter
>"this'l stop randos from recognizing me!"

what is this guys facebook account?

>Have to keep checking that this is actually Brit/pol/ and not some fucking Bizzaro World offtopic Sup Forums thread filled with Yank shitposters and bent Australians fighting in the open over literally gay Facebook drama

no fuckin clue.

i'll see if i can find last nights thread in my history

Fuck /brit/

it's aus/pol/ spilling over.
this dude shits aus/pol/ up half the time

found it

i am NOT a yank bro i'm from mississippi

Doxxing = perma ban on Sup Forums, remember that before you do something silly and re-post dumb shit.

>You will not post or request personal information ("dox") or calls to invasion ("raids"). Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-Sup Forums) raids is also not permitted.

@105310473
HORRIBLE post

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It's utter cancer isn't it?

The absolute STATE

you can make it just slightly better by not replying to tripfags

>@posting

Sure is /brit/ in here

>doxxes self
>"waaaa, why are you bringing up how i posted my own face as an OP image"

christ mate

hi would like to say you're a massive twat

t.brit

Enjoy having a permaban thrown on your IP.

>Another "NO TRIPFAGS 2K17"poster accidentally responds to a Tripfag

OUT OUT OUT

we're all twats

t.brit

complete nonce

why did I smile

this guy is right guys. someone should make a thread on cripplechan for this it isnt against the rules over there

IM SO HAPPY

Ok we get it

Post your arse or fuck off please

>going to cripplechan over some sodomite tosser's shitposts
>making a thread about some random tosser

you braindamaged, mate?

i hope these threads are banned

Didn't the Brits on there get forced to make their own board?

>Listened to his parents having sex to see how much they were enjoying it

I am pushing to have brit/pol/ banned from Sup Forums

It is literal cancer.

Get fucked. This is our comfy zone.

It's either that or we clog up the board since there's so many of us.

Imagine having no Trump General. Would be disgraceful.

you dont belong here

go back to lefty/pol/ or your labor circlejerk, Maxim

You're such a loser stalking cunt.

These aren't even in thread last night so you must be the flog stalking me

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Apologize to me or I will include you when I make my complaint to QPS tomorrow.

no it doesn't

>implying QPS operates in my state

CYBER POLICE, IM GONNA BACK TRACE AND CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

Faggot detected

They will simply contact the police in your state to send them around your gaff and have a chat.

Cookie hehe, That show was great.

You're completely fucked in the had,mate

Oh? you wont be saying that when you get charged with stalking or using a carriage service to menace.

Goodbye job prospects for you.

Can anyone else here from Britain say they have NO English heritage? Completely traceable to Ireland and Scotland for hundreds of years. I think I'd kill myself if I was born BEADY.

complete mong, i said you're a fuckin idiot, not "man, fuck i hate niggers and hope the abos get gassed in their computer labs".

Doesn't matter, you're stalking me and posting private photos without my permission.

As expected of Labor.

good luck with that brah, im hiding behind 7 jimmies.

tell me though, how hard did Shorten fuck you?
does his dick live up t the name "Shorten"?
you suckle on his mantits?

Fucking tard, call the cyber police bro, I dare you.

>Completely traceable to Ireland and Scotland for hundreds of years

Well I'm sorry to hear that

No need to call the cyber police or do anything particularly difficult, just need to go to a station and make a complaint/statement which will cause them to have to investigate and charge you.

If you know me as well as you think you do (you're on my FB) you know who my dad is in Qld Labor and why it will be easy for me to get QPS to take my complaint seriously.

BUT MUH DAD WORKS FOR NINTENDO DOE.

my dad works for microsoft
he's gonna ban you from xbox live

You doxed urself doe, that guy just had ur picture, and somehow knew you.

Sure, if you know me you know who my dad is and why you're going to be charged.

You would be.

Not to worry though, If there's ever a Celtic kingdom we'll let you exist under our protectorate as long as you pay your taxes. But no blood refineries will be allowed, you wicked beast!

And re-posted my full name and details from my FB page including private photos. That is an offence.

I don't expect him to go to jail or anything but a conviction recorded will make me super happy as it will crush job prospects.