When it comes to penis size, men ‘almost always lie about how big their manhood really is

thesun.co.uk/living/2398502/when-it-comes-to-penis-size-men-almost-always-lie-about-how-big-their-manhood-really-is/

>women can't measure
this is what happens when cucks pretend that they have big dicks, no wonder women overestimate dick size, you losers pretend you got big dicks.

I guess size does matter if you have to lie about it.

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That looks like a man on the right

I have a 7 inch dick and I tell women I have a 9 inch dick

6 inches on the nose. I say I pack 7.5". No reason for them not to believe it, women have terrible spatial awareness.

Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they're constantly lied to about what ten inches looks like.

So those average sizes, are over estimates?

>6 inches on the nose.

I feel bad for you, dick nose.

>Because they're constantly lied to about what ten inches looks like.
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> Anonymous (ID: Kbd2t3n0) 01/02/17(Mon)01:35:59 No.105311256 ▶
>So those average sizes, are over estimates?
the average penis in america is just over 2.5 inches hard

Exaggerating is just a sign of confidence. Women are dumb.

White so size doesent matter its all good

Yep woman are stupid. I'm only 7 inches and bitches say I'm the biggest they've ever had. They also think I'm 6"5 tall when I'm only 6"3. Stupid fucking whores

guys measure all wrong though. start measuring from the center of your anus, measure along the shaft and stop measuring approximately 4 inches past the tip.

What's this fat qt I want to bang?

This is now a porn thread.

you average sized guys really are pathetic
at least you confirm that 9 inches is ideal.

Nice bait.

Would using the metric system make it sound bigger?

>mfw 5inches

i should kill myself shouldnt i or atleast move to r9k

> Men's penis size

IT DOESN'T MATTER, IT'S OVER

HOW CAN WE EVEN COMPETE

> 39337722-Young-woman-looking-two-construction-meters-and-imagines-the-desired-size-of-male-genitals-with-frig-Stock-Photo.jpg

> construction meters

Is this some kind of bongspeak?

Another reason to get an Asian QT. Change the game so you can compete with the rice dicks.

I just bought a bathmate so now i have a donkeycock. Prolly 5.5" flaccid. The fuck you gon do bout it

I don't have an ideal penis size because I'm not a homosexual

What did length did you start at?

says the guy who can't find his (((penis)))

I have a 6.5 inch dick, but it looks small compared to my body :(

Maybe 4?

>caring about woman's sexual pleasure
is there a more beta thing?

>not being able to pleasure a woman

fpbp

I'm at about 6 inches hard.
I'm usually pretty open about it though, at least since I'm around the average so I don't feel like I need to pump the numbers up and most guys are pretty suspect about overly high lengths getting boasted.

>tfw Asian
>tfw actually 7.5x5
>nobody believes me IRL

Feels bad. And it's not like it's anything impressive. It's a pencil.

Oh nice. Did you get any increase in girth or just length?

Do women actually buy shit like this or is it just for faggots?

7.5 x 5?

I don't think guys exaggerate, I think they're just bad at it, too. I see it in real life all the time. Most people think an inch is about two-thirds the size of what an actual inch is.

It's just like whenever you're watching someone play a video game and you say, "Hey, what's that to the left," and they turn right. I swear to God, this happens to me more often than not, and it's not just one or two people, it's anyone I find myself in a similar situation with. People, based purely on reflex, don't know their right from their left.

In short, people are stupid and you can't trust their "word" for shit.

Let's put it this way: if she buys those, we don't buy her

Penis size matters if you only use penetration as a means for female orgasm. Truth is that's that last slice of the pie of female orgasms. The bigger slice of the pie is foreplay, romance and actually being motivated to please them. A female must receive and feel pleased in order to orgasm. Your dick size is the measure in which how much you must exert your energy to please her, versus not having to. Meaning the smaller it is, the more you have to fore play versus how big it is. Though the true red pill is that most women don't need the extra work , they are dumb enough as it is to accept it as it is. Don't exert your dick, exert your manhood. There is a difference, once you learn the difference between your manhood versus your dick, you can make any woman beg for you.

I am 6 inch exactly.
Seriously no reason to be ashamed if you actually fuck girls some will tell you some dudes have dicks that can't fit in condoms.
t. man slut who takes super male vitality and fucks sluts often. Shit turns you into a machine.

t. Alex Jones

I have a 5.5, fucked an indian chick. she told me mine was the biggest dick she had, and that it was too thick for her. she wanted me to fuck her ass, but I couldnt get it in. she said she had anal before.

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>. Your dick size is the measure in which how much you must exert your energy to please her, versus not having to. Meaning the smaller it is, the more you have to fore play versus how big it is.


So a guy with a fucking 9in or 10in dick doesn't need to do any foreplay since he can pleasure her from his huge dick alone meanwhile the tiny dicklet has to use a lot of foreplay going against everything youre saying

this is what happens when you introduce dial-up internet for people who live in a fozen waste land with 6months per year darkness

I'm just under 4 inches by a hair. Always been fine and only had 1 complaint, but that was a straight up hookup from a big slut and I fucked her anyway so I didn't care.

Tldr; most chicks don't care about size n enjoy the forplay n sensual talk during love making. Also, you shouldn't be sleeping with someone you don't have an emotional connection with and that intensifies everything for you both

>7.5 x 5?

7.5x55mm. Swedish. Good round.

I'm 8x6.2, I'm afraid to lie and say I'm bigger because the girl I'm currently with took a measuring tape to it to check lol… I usually just say I'm big until girls ask and then I tell them after they see it. Mouths dropping agape followed by that question…

>faggots

Don't talk to me or my boyfriend's adopted son ever again

>that hairline

This is some shit propaganda

yeah, actual 7 here (it seems to be the meme size). women have no fucking idea. i've had estimates from 8 - 10. i assume the average dick is 5-6 so that extra inch really sends chicks nuts.

I dont know, been meaning to do all that properly, never have

I am 5'9" and people ask me if I am 6' all the time. My dick is 6" and girls prob think it's 7.5. Whatever. I will just never tell them the truth, ever.

;^3

BREAKING NEW, bitches be dumb and shit

I'm just under 8 inches, around 7.75. One bitch I fucked thought I was 9 and a half inches despite the fact that in reality practically nobody has a 9 and a half inch dick

my dick is 5 inches i don't give a shit, never have never will :/

I have a legit 8+ inch dingus and I've never told or shown anyone, and if it comes up I just say "tiny" or makeup some joke about it. I don't see why anyone would lie about their dick, people think infinitely more of the guy who owns his mediocre penis than they do think of the guy who brags about something he doesn't have.

I like having a huge wang for my own enjoyment or whatever, there's a degree of satisfaction to it, but the anxiety that comes along with thinking that you might be too big for the otherwise right girl someday outweighs that, at least for me. People have no real concept of what an 8-9" dick looks like, that's the absolute upper limit for any pornstar ever.

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we're from Sup Forums. Most of us send dic pics for fun. No need to lie about size when we'll immediately show you

>a leaf

Kinda weird to me how the worst posters on different boards are from different countries. Ausfags cant into sports. Leaffags cant into politics

>use to be 5 1/2
>now 6 1/4

Anyone do penis hanging?

I have this problem with my current girlfriend, I can't go all the way in without hurting her and it takes a good minute or two to put it in sometimes because she's so tight. If I accidently be too rough with her afterwards she can't move around for a bit. It's actually disturbing.

why lie? You're only lying to yourself since women are stupid anyways.

Tell girls you're less than what you are to see if they even care about size, and if they respond ordinarily, you then show them that you're actually packing more.

>tfw I tell a girl im 5 inches and she's fine with it then she finds out I'm packing 3 more inches.

>reality practically nobody has a 9 and a half inch dick
I was at Burning Man once, and these gay guys where fucking in some art installation thing, he pulled out his massive cocks, I swear that thing was at least a foot long. I never saw a dick that big in my life.

5 inches here
Do girls laugh at me to their friends

I don't tell girls my size because they always tell me that they've never been with a guy "less than 7 inches"; so I assume every guy has lied to them

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Doesn't fucking matter. My dick is 6x4.5 and there's nothing I can do about it. It's fucking thin. Go ahead and measure 4.5 inches of girth. What the fuck did I do the deserve this?

I have a 4.3" long pencil dick and I'm white
I'm too scared to fuck a girl
KV4lyf

Girth is a meme. Pencil>cheesewheel and im sure you look fine. I am restoring with T taping

elaborate pls

6 is male cutoff, perhaps. 7 for women because they dont know how to drive

What's T taping?

I can't seem to find any of those rounds on this chart

Guys, honestly my dick is tiny as fuck while flaccid. and barely reaches 5in
got a case of pencil dick

don't think I'm ever gonna make it bois

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If women were more truthful, it would be 8 inches. And I'm talking about actual 8 inchers, not fakes like the guys in this thread pretend to be.

>tie harniss or rope around dickhead
>hang 1 or 2 lbs while flacid or semi hard

My Ex who's a slut (but lemme tell you, sluts make the best friends and company for non-romantic purposes) tells me she's had guys bigger than me but also occasionally gets guys with micro-dicks.

That's a fate worse than leprosy, being born into a situation that legitimately no girl will ever want to fuck you. It's one thing to be small, you find a girl with a shallow vagina. It's another to just be incredibly tiny.

Porn calls 7 inches 9 inches all the time. Even more exaggerated if the guy is a nigger. Other men lie about it too. You gain nothing from telling the truth.

Only sloppy cunted whores care about it, so who fucking cares?

17cm exactly. Why would I lie? Only user will be my hand anyway.

>judging ones worth by dick size
I thought we weren't the niggers

Did you see a loss of girth?

Same boat brah. Seriously stop touching your dick or watching porn for a week. girth is influenced by erection quality a lot for me.

I think a lot of guys have 5 inch dicks and worry about it being small not realizing that is basically average and everyone else lies.

>tfw never lied about my size except jokingly

5.5 inches here

5'5"
7 inch THICC dick
looks fucking absurd with my stature.

only average because they count micropenises.
5 inch is tiny as fuck.

average should be 7.5 inches

Nope. My erections are harder so girth is slightly better.

I dont know man. Nothing beats a dickflop thats all imma say. These two shows naked attraction and adam zkt eva im watching (the guy maarten in the second one). Entertaining

>leaf

Your saying without counting dicks under 3", half of guys have dicks over 7.5"?

Im a 7.5 dicklet and I say its 8.5, never been called out on it

He is a cuck fetishist. Ignore him.

Mods delete this irrelevant thread please. Nothing to do with politics in the slightest.

>have small dick
>hang cannonball from it
holy fuck white people have some serious psychoses.

nah, more like without counting guys under 6 inches.

how long did you do this for per session and for what time length of time

I remember when 6 inches was considered pretty big

Just give me that BWC

>tfw 7.5" x 5.5"

>get made fun of by first girlfriend
>develop inferiority complex
>learn about jelqing
>girls now complain I'm too long
fuck

I've told every wOman I've slept with the truth, just under six inches. They all swear that Im over 7.

>protip: women are garbage at measuring dick size

Did you do a few months of warm up stretches and workouts?

I know that feel. pencildick is suffering

(((MY))) cock is 6 gorrilion inches THICK goy