Texas Thread

>Best country in the world
>Only State with its own power Grid
>Has a containment city
>God tier food, BBQ, Beer, Liquor
>HEB and Bluebell

are other states even trying? Get in here, 281 reporting in!

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This is about as Texan as you can get.

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Cowboys suck, just tried whataburger last week 5/10 would not try again, only things do to are mindless activities like pew-pewing targets and atv-ing, state is flatter than your womens' chest. Only god tier thing is bbq. Everything else is literally flyover tier. Sorry bro.

>mfw i literally threw away 500$ on fireworks. to hell with these texan deals

over-priced garbage, this state is shit and I can't wait to leave

This is now a Buc-ee's™ Appreciation Thread

They have those in Louisiana and Alabama now I think.

You're welcome.

Go to California if you want to see overpriced shit.

Ate one inside whataburger. Drove home 5 minutes away. Shat it out as soon as I got home. I ate a triple patty with cheese too. Don't do it anons. Get the double patty. H town rep bby.

Drive thru BBQ and Big Red

What more could you ask for

Austin Texas here.
Moving back to Galveston, yuppies are flowers but the coast is where all the fun is.

Bucs gave me fucked up jerky that went moldy within a week twice. Fuck Bucees. They don't give fuck about quality. That being said, Texas is fantastic as fuck, assuming you live around whites and Tejanos. Mexicans and niggers are shit, but contained.

>whataburger
>over priced

hop back over the border to mehico jaun, fresh burger with fries and huge drink is 5 and some change

post some texas thicc girls pls

i am louisianafag, my women are cute but std ridden

>concrete dries faster in texas
>robust and diverse economy in texas
>own culture & identity outside of hollywood/NY
>oil/solar/wind energy in texas
>texas is based
>all the bitches swallow

Stay cucked in your apartment yankee. Please.

Took this picture today in the green belt at the Hill of Life. A measly 750', compared to enchanted rock it's nothing.

Triple patty with cheese and onion rings n a drink is literally around 13 bucks.

>ate a triple patty
You obese fuck, go back to your mom's garage apartment, since we don't do basements down here.

Galveston is comfy as fuck. As is Bolivar.

i am in SF right now, cannot wait to get back to Texas after I have extracted enough OPM from this shithole of a city. It has been so long since I've had good BBQ.
the Buc-ee's gods deemed you unworthy

Yeah trying this new bulk formula. Cheeseburgers n tacos. You really shouldn't eat fast food more then 2 times a week.

the burger is good but i personally dont like the fries though

>he says as he rubs elbows with niggers waiting for the crosswalk to change and let him get to his job at starbucks

>he doesn't live in College Station

visited Galveston when I was a kid, awesome place

Yup.
You have the coast, you have the desert, you have the hill country, you have the big cities.
Even a fucking mountian in El Paso. East Texas has great hunting and beautiful forests. Everyone is like Aussies here, nobody gives a fuck if you yankees stay or go. Califags can please stop moving here en masse.

Poorfag stop eating shit tier drive thru - go to P Terry's.

2 cheeseburgers, a single and a double, 2 frys and 2 fresh squeezed lemonade is $14.88

Fuck off Randy

I live near Seattle and I was stationed near Lawton so I visited most of Texas.

As soon as I finish school In going to try and find a job in Galveston. Those house prices are godlike.

SF = Santa Fe?
And I am fine with those particular gods forsaking me.

san francisco
just gotta do a year or two at a big firm and then i can go be comfy in austin

I should have seen that coming.

Fuck yeah it is. Parents are divorcing, so might move back, gonna be shit since I have to wait a year for "in-state" tuition to be unlocked, like a fucking achievement in a video game.

Texan that lives in Louisiana, can confirm.

So what the fuck. If someone were to take a vacation to this Mecca what would you suggest? I don't know any reason I would ever go to Texas.

Make them (((califags))) feel like shit wherever the go. They fucked up every South Western state. Get after them whenever possible. I MAGA In the middle of Lib-fucked Houston constantly, and so long as the goal is to red-pill when questioned, or to just laugh when reason falters, they will not feel comfortable.

Verry much so, however the Island has a major nigger problem.

Hi Isaac

Hey Brian

what do you guys think of outsiders?

I'm looking to flee this shitty country before the economy totally collapses and it becomes Russia tier. I've always liked and been fascinated by Texas so it's probably the first place i would be looking

go to Idaho desu. It's like Texas (cheap everything, red state) but with mountains, better weather, and less people

Do non niggers even live there anymore?

Galveston is a shit hole

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Don't want to at least wait if you can elect Kevin O'Leary or literally anybody else?

>45% white
>lesbian is mayor of largest city
>most of the state is dusty nothing
>2/10 weather
>Houston and Dallas Proper are dystopian nightmares
>5 hrs from anything except the metro area youre living in(if that)

Still like Texas, but it's largely a meme.

The area around Preston-Royal in Dallas has mansions literally nicer than anything I've ever seen in a movie or magazine.

I came to Odessa to make money, got laid off and moved to Austin, dreaming of living downtown in a highrise. Now I dream of living in a modest house on a multi-acre property in the country. Thanks Texas I think I'm a lifelong resident.
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Full of spics and niggers, don't come here

So long as your politics aren't shit, fuckin' welcome y'all. If you are fascinated by the standard ""Texas"" then look toward the Hill Country or the Fort Worth area, If you have an actual career, head over to Houston, but probably situate yourself in an H-Town suburb. Texas welcomes those who appreciate our culture. Buy some fucking guns and MAGA.

Economy is going to collapse either way. There's nobody to vote for in this country except a puppet

I don't know if there's going to be a civil war if the economy collapses or not or maybe there will be a military coup. I have made up my mind I want to join the thousands of people from here who have already moved to the land of the free

>doesn't mention how based Fort Worth is
>Tarrant county one of the largest, if not, the largest conservative county in the U.S.

A city over ~800,000 population is still red, has a clean/formal downtown. Based architecture, is cheap, etc.

Best country in the world

We embrace those who adhere to our values. So long as you aren't a cuck, head on down. We can fit you out with firearms and tacos. Life is fuckin sweet, comfy-tier down here. Fair warning - if you are a libfag, good luck finding like-minded faggots outside of our major cities.

Fake Texas pls. We will send the gibs soon, just sit tight with your third world poverty.

Wish more texans got involved with politics.

Tarrant is indeed excellent. Y'all have to fight hard for the future however, the hipster cucks who have been priced out of Dall-Ass are invading your excellent city. Increase the helicopter rides immediately

The onion rings are decent

When I'll immigrate to america I'll probably move to texas. USA and I share a lot of values, most of which are lost on my countrymen, to the point that I can not relate to them.
I am patriotic as fuck, so I want to be in the capital of american values.
Plus, 1/3rd of texas won't be BTFO by yellowstone.

If you have $50 million or more, there's no better place to be.

> Oasis of forest right next to the best or second best part of the city
> Everything is super green. Tons of little creeks running everywhere. Old, beautiful woods. Feels closer to Europe than Texas.
> Small, quiet roads that nobody but residents drive on. The forest blocks other noise out.
> Goddest of God-Tier mansions. Palaces four stories high, huge statues and fountains at the 15 foot gates of every house, everything made of beautiful stone.
> 10 minutes, at most, to almost completely white civilization and some of the best shops and restaurants in the city.

Only possible downside is because it's inside the city, the lots are massive but not as massive as you can get in the middle of nowhere. So maybe you get 10 acres instead of 10,000.

Texan here
How come we see ourselves as southern, literally just step into Texarkana and everyone sounds like stereotypical hicks

Well, at least consider staying to make sure the conservatives win. You're one of the few countries that also allow gun ownership, cucked as your laws are.

If you must go I don't blame you, but consider that it's very hot in texas. Dry in the west, humid as fuck in the east. You might get sunburn. There's several states in the mountain and central timezones with similar culture but weather that you're more used to. Also similar dialects to canooks.

No you don't. Allowing the recently immigrated Mexicans to remain apathetic is a good thing,it takes several generations to remove the socialism and retardation from the system in our cities.

>Best country in the world
>America

Try again, burger man.
Texas (Disregarding Austin) is easily the best state in America though I'll give you that.

>45% White
Wrong
>Lesbian blah blah blah
(((Houston)))
>2/10 weather
Compared to what? It's actually quite nice here

>tfw no HEB in west texas
United just doesn't compare

This. Waterburger's fries are WAY too salty.

>REEEEEEEE
Y U STEAL FLAG AND NAME AFTER FOOD

The fries are excellent, and dat ketchup, fuck almost making me go get some at 4 in the gotdamn morning...

No I'm pretty conservative supported trump as much I could from up here

>>most of the state is dusty nothing
I drove from Houston to Carlsbad, NM once. Texas is freaking beautiful.

Austin great music scene and hill country is amazing.
East texas if you like hunting or off roading, DFW area Ranger games, cowboys, six flags, stock yards, tons of other shit to do.
San Antonio> the fucking Alamo.
I could go on.

281 here too, sup breh

Yeah I heard that about Galveston. Its my dream anywhere on the coast I was looking at Seabrook Kemah and Victoria too.

You fucked are so lucky with housing. People hitching about 180k for a house my shithole town hours away from Seattle cheapest price is 300k and climbing. You can't even rent a decent apartment if you make under 25 an hour. This states gone to shit.

There is in Odessa/Midland. What dinky town are you in and how is it?

Dusty nothing?

East texas is one big ass forrest, you have the entire coast, and then theres hill country which has some of the best landscapes out there.

Amarillo

Best part of Texas?

>Tfw Trinity River valley rich, black soil ready for cotton
>Literally was* a cotton gin

lol, I love that state and how free it is! Especially the part where they just got the privilege from their benevolent overlords to openly carry their own person property on their hip a mere year ago!

Haha, I love the spics, Katrina niggers, and commiefornia expats too! I can't wait to visit! Greatest state for sure!

>has a containment city
What, Austin? I've lived in Houston. Houston is a fucking containment city too. The whole city except for Katy (suburb sprawl) and Woodlands (rich fucks) is a fucking brown/asian/black warzone.

I'll give it to you on BBQ and Food, honestly. Especially BBQ.

HEB sucks. HEB has nothing on publix, literally nothing. HEB is full of spics, a shitty shit bakery and deli.

Texas can't have the best liquor. The best liquor is scotch.

Bluebell is HFCS, dyes and other garbage.

Austin actually used to be good. It used to be white and conservative and was arguably the best city in Texas until it became San Francisco 2.0

>the fucking alamo
travisletter.com/the-letter.html
>I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country - Victory or Death.

Texans first, southerners second. I guess it's just because it's better than the alternative

I can't help but laughing at how southern they are, mississippi is worse, but thats the only other southern state i've really been in

Where all my San Antonio peeps at.


I was able to buy a fucking house when I was 26 years old. I was like the epitome of highschool stoner, stopped going to highschool my senior year. My family moved to Texas and I did a second senior year which was much "easier" academically but prepared me more for real life than the shitshow of a highschool I went to in Fairfax County Virginia.

I was immediately able to find a job, like within a week of living here. I was able to pay for my own (associates) degree and got a decent job. Then I bought a fucking two story house in a beautiful neighborhood for 80k. Everybody from my highschool in Virginia is either 1) complaining about 5-6 figure student debt (SIX FIGURES??!??!?!?!) or 2) Children of super rich parents who don't understand country clubs/yatch clubs aren't normal for an average American.


Texas is full of great people, great price of living. San Antonio is honestly designed really well for expansion whoever is in charge of urban planning has their shit together

that's not west texas. but how is it?

I'll be in San hambonio an a few hours, wish me luck!

Are there nice white areas in San Anton? Isn't it a listed sanctuary city?

Austin- pluses+ parties drugs, college town, hot chicks, nice climate, beautiful hills
Minuses- fucking bro'd out central now. austin is THE fucking bro capital of the US. used to be a bunch of blue grass stoner hippies and mexicans but they all moved. rich fucks moved in. a lot of them arent even from texas. >austin is expensive as fuck now loaded with rich white people, & is dead in terms of the uniqueness it was once known for.

SAn antonio- little mexico, nice downtown area/infrastructure and river walk though. pretty clean surprisingly. fucking hot. some hills there.

San Marcos- small college town, nice area, very beautiful hill country and rivers. mini austin, small town- hippsters migrated from austin to san marcos. now the bros migrated from san marcos to austin.

dallas Fort worth- super white, upscale, and stuck up. fuck this place. if you know dallas white people culture, its the fucking most fake, stuck up, superficial shit you will ever see in your life. were talking big houses, big lots, big churches kind of crowd. this is home to the '30,000$-millionaire'

Houston- the metropolis is the size of a small country, its ufcking huge- its the industrial capital of the US right now, all the oil and gas companies and all the worker bee's are located here. nobody lives in this city because they want to, its ugly, hot and humid- people live here to work, make money, buy a big house with a big yard, get married in 5 years and a have a family- then get SUPER FAT (good food here). DRIVE VERYWHERE NO WALKING. mostly flat and ugly city. only place worth living in near the water, but then you gotta deal with a big hurricane that will come every 30 years and possibly wreck your shit.

galveston- nice beach town, lotsa history, this was the wall street of the south during the 1800's but the great hurricane of 1900 hurricane leveled the island. white people left, blacks and mexicans. no jobs on the island other than tourism/service.

this thread is going a little too well for my liking.

just like a californian to complain about other places being too good and then show up and shit everything up thinking he is doing everyone else a favor

californians are scum and should be purged
yes purged

>Austin
>Minuses- fucking bro'd out central now. austin is THE fucking bro capital of the US
This is why I feel inadequate everywhere I go in this city.

What about this?

the old texas-money frat culture was always in austin but ehre was a balacnce that existed between the hippies,mexicans, and rich fucks. now its just a bunch of rich fucks and yupees. i cant go there unless im getting trashed at 6th street

>Bluebell
yeah I wouldn't exactly be bragging about that these days

and no one mentioned we don't accept refugees anymore? wtf pol

2016 Austin albums ranking

1. cross record - wabi sabi
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2. street sects - end position
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3. carrie rodriguez - lola
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4. shearwater - jet plane and oxbow
5. randy rogers - neon
6. the sword - low country
7. taylor and the wild now - tides
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8. widower - unholy oath/safehouse
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9. vampyre - self-titled/death dream
10. jad and david fair - shake cackle and squall

line is too long for that shit
like 3 hours long fuck that

I once fucked a girl while going through the drive-thru to Whataburger. She even paid once we got to the window.

That was the closest I'll ever get to knowing what it's like to be an American.

>and mexicans but they all moved.
wut

no

black flight happened not brown

I don't understand ;^( what line

903 Texarkana here. This shit sucks. Great place for weed though.