Can someone redpill me on the Skyrim Civil war??

Can someone redpill me on the Skyrim Civil war??

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The only redpill here is that you're a manchild cuckold.

Thalmor are propping up the stormcloaks because a stormcloak victory would split the Empire and make it easier to invade in the upcoming war

the whole point is that there's no easy answer and that its tough to pick a side but siding with the empire is right you nords can have your precious skyrim back for yourselves after we kill these fucking thalmor jews

nords are right

Jews Gonna Jew in Real life or Virtual

Nords are justified but their leader is SPOILER a thalmor puppet

It was a shitty plot point in a shitty game made for stupid faggots like you.

i think according to Sup Forums the thalmor are the jews

This Stormcloaks are controlled opposition.

ulfric is a thalmor puppet
t. 0 reading comprehension

Skyrim was a great game for those of us who don't pick our hobbies based on Sup Forums memes

The pointy ear aliens are the enemy (the elves). A tyrant named Ulfric was captured brainwashed and made their puppet (imagine in a SciFi scenario where Trump was "programmed" to act according to Russia's whims). The Emperor was soundly defeated by the pointy ear scum and made some concessions so he could rally his troops and gain time.

In the wake of all this cancer, a guy by the name of Amaund Motierre decided to put and end to all this faggotry and eventually hired a bunch of autistic edgy mooks (one of them a sneak archer) to kill the emperor and take the throne to himself and the senate.

> just kill every and level up to a Demi God

>an end*

we are under attack, real bad

which mod was that?

I got the impression that the Thalmor back Ulfric, but had not direct hand in anything (such as funding him).

I picked the Empire because a united Empire would be better for everyone.

I hate the imperials becuase their aesthetics are out of place, therefore they have to go.

People say that the stormcloaks were made by the thalmore to weaken the empire but it doesn't matter, the side with the dragonborn is the side who will win

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stormcloaks are in the right. if they can win, if the empire can't even quell a little rebellion then how in the fuck are they going to defeat the thalmor?
the empire would just give skyrim and high rock to the elves in the next peace treaty like they did with hammerfell.

The true red pill is serving the daedric princes.

That being said I joined the empire because Ulfric is a little shit.

stormcloaks are literally stormfags

Why is this on pol???

why can't the Nords gain independence on their own, and abandon the Thalmor and Empire and everybody else? Is a pure Nord kingdom possible? Those elves gotta go too - they're turning Windhelm into a shithole. And fuck vampires, werewolves, Orcs, Khajiit, and Red Guard. They're all a stain on this land.

>boot up skyrim
>waste entire day killing fictional innocent people

I think there's something up with me

Thalmor subversion of the empire.

fpbp