/TWG/-THIRD WORLD GENERAL

Only third world shitholes allowed in this thread.
GTFO first worlders.

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Honorary aryan brother

POO

Sup fellow 3rd worlders
Late but happy new year y'all

Who here /comfy in wooden shacks/ ?

We comfy here lads.

Sup
who here /comfy defecating in public / ?

Post third world technology

A-atleast I dont get shot doing that :)

Come here, commit a crime and enjoy the resort.

i love the feel of cold air on my ass , it like a natural hand dryer , but for the ass

what if I live in Eire?

Reporting in

GET OOOUUUT

REEEEE

Happy new year Mexibro

By the way, who here lives in the best region of their shit country? It isn't so bad down here lads. And mostly white.

Hope you don't mind if i colonise this thread

I'd have all those jungle monkies bowing to the white man on Day 1. Only concern I'd have from that day forward would be which quadroon I'd use as my woman for that particular day

>Still using superior money USD
>living better than any fucking BR monkey
REEE GET OUT!

>Britbongistan
You are welcome here friendo

Hi

I saw something hilarious at my Muay Thai gym today.

A pair of skinnyfat Indian manlets with typical "rich-Indian" beer bellies were led in by a tout who was showing them a "real MT gym".

They wandered around a little bit watching the training going on, and said in broken english to one of our fighters that he was an expert in karate and wanted to spar. The gym manager seemed a mixture of offended and bemused, but allowed it to go ahead.

Bear in mind that this was a pitch-black, chubby little Indian with greasy hair and a mustache. I guess that he thought that because he chose a young Thai man who was about his height, that it would be fair?

Anyways, he is loaned a pair of shorts, gloves and a training helmet, and gets onto the mat. He has difficulty moving around at a decent pace without looking winded, and his flabby brown beer belly is bouncing around as he makes some weak swipes at the air "warming up".

The two bowed to each other, and then our fighter immediately kicks the Indian in his stomach, causing him to collapse, gag, and then throw up his lunch of what smelled and looked like raw sewage. He rolled around in his filth for a little bit, seeming to expect someone to come and help him up, before he weakly struggled onto his feet and stumbled into the locker room to clean up.

His friend(or gay lover, you never know with bobbleheads) looked horrified, and so did our gym manager at the disgusting mess that was soaking into the mats. Almost everyone else thought it was absolutely hilarious. The Australian who trains there with us gave the Thai fighter the honorary name of "Shit Kicker", and I hope it sticks.

Even funnier, they forced those Indian manlets to pay for the 'damage' to the mats, overcharging them by x5 at least.

Enjoy the rest of your vacation, curryniggers.

Hello.

>It isn't so bad down here lads. And mostly white.

It's fucking bad. Brazil is dead.

Indians truly are the worst

How Are You? Where are you from?
Hmmm What Kind of Food do you like?

;)

xDDD

Kek

Who here makes less than 2 dollars/hour?

I actually live in one of the worst

Power isn't fuckng working here so we're running the place on a generator

Doesn't help that it's -28 outside

Hello.

finally a thread I like keep going

Yo

Who /NeedsAPinochet/ here?

sup lads. can i join already or do i have to wait 5 years?

Sneering imperialist colonizer here.

I hope these threads continue, the premise is funny.

Am I allowed too? I mean germany is about 5 years from being a muslim shithole.. and it doesn't look like anyone will change this course

kek zwei deppen ein gedanke

We should've built nuclear weapons 30 years ago when we had the chance so that we wouldn't continue being the USA's bottom bitch to this day.

Mexicans rarely if ever try illegal drugs yet we fight the most bloody drug war the world has ever seen, only because we are not independent from the US.

How the fuck does that happen.

How has the south not been stuffed to the brim with...those people...so socialists get votes?

Are we 3rd world enough?

South looks so pretty. Midwest looks like city of God lol

We actually do

>and FYI to everyone saying I'm not third world this place is third world tier outside the big cities

#Justthirdworldythings

That's probably where the socialist leaders live

Pay denbt pls

Top kek

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Poorest EU member state coming through

>a general again
>>Sup Forums

>The Australian who trains there with us gave the Thai fighter the honorary name of "Shit Kicker", and I hope it sticks.

Lmaoing.

Not paying~

Getting there

Am I allowed?

Sup Forums is p.gay

>southwest
>picture of rocinha
that is where i live faggot, i beat you all.
i am the king of shithole

I make 2 :(

soon my friend.. just like me

Love the present tense in the narration

Si tanto odias a EUA porque sigues escribiendo en Ingles? De seguro eres de esos weyes que no pasaron del past perfect pero la mayoría de sus publicaciones en facebook son en inglés

No hay peor nacionalismo que el falso nacionalismo. Peor me veo yo pelando tu bait.

I've heard Alberta is pretty nice. Considered moving, legally, to Toronto. They have a Goldman there and it isn't near some favelas like in cdmx

We'll be comfy third world together :)
Finally a German/Brit brotherhood

Posting

Joao pls stop low-bidding on Freelancer

Brazil is safe.
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Use loo please

No

O_o
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>third world
>India

le :)

Fucking kek, I relate

What's worst?

Cucked countries like Sweden and Germany?

Or third world shitholes like Nigeria and Poland?

Nice to have you here, sweden

Testing trip

Watch this video
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Get your answer

we almost made it out before erdoğan fucked it up :(

Do I need to enter name and tripcode everytime I post on a different thread?

Is living in a third world country really this bad?
Do criminals really just run amok?
Are the police really this incompetent?

Because this is a third world thread, not every third world nation speaks Spanish you dumb, chest beating nationalist chimp.

I don't hate the US for profiting and taking advantage of the foolish, what I hate are dumb faggots like you who perpetuate the existence of retards by focusing on petty shit like what language I type in while ignoring the main message.

Yo bros.

Wow its my personal pleasure to welcome you, shittiest "county" of the world. A "country" so shitty they are the niggers of asia.

Really depends on where you live. It's pretty bad for the most part though.

Petty Criminals run amok which is the worst. Don't complain though cause you will get ridiculed by leftists like the autist above and cuckservatives who still trust the police

Vietnam is GOAT tho.Nice food too.

>petty criminals run amok
WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER PETTY CRIME?!

Remnds me of a story arnold Schwarzenegger told about his friend Franco Columbu, Trying to build those brick walls in California i think.

>Is living in a third world country really this bad?

Brazil is very, very bad regarding violence. You can get shot very easily.

The trick is to not step out of your house.

Ramges from shoplifting to small bank heists. And even balloon theft.

Yeah i listen to the police radio whenever I can. I want to take my bat and nail it so I can beat these degenerates

Based Dhalsim

Being a plastic surgeon and all, living in this shithole is actually pretty comfy. If you have money you can have a very nice life here. Of course I would like to not need a filter for water, a better education system and more clean streets but I definitely wouldn't change it for "first world" countries like the US and their pedo pizzas and gibsmedats or the cucked EU and their rapefugees. Never even seen a muslim in my life and I plan to keep it that way senpai.

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Do you have street executions like we have here in brazil?

>Plastic surgeon
How often do you get to touch titties?

>you can get shot very easily
I assume weapons dealers are also readily available?
Well probably not. You don't want to step in all the poo.
>small bank heists
>balloon theft??
What the hell mexico? Is that how you plan to get over the wall?

Which third world country is best in terms of what you can get away with?
I wanna run down the street and just punch someone in the face.

Well..

>Which third world country is best in terms of what you can get away with
Brazil
no question about it

...

Atleast you have pretty beaches and beautiful women.

What can you get away with in brazil?

I saw the olympics and the aftermath of that but I mean like what's it really like?

shitholeception

So does india and mexico

Though the amount of ugly ones might actually outnumber the pretty ones

Holy fucking kek

Also
>rez-posting
Who huff gas here?

It's pretty violent user.. look at the liveleak videos I posted. What do you think?

wtf you look so poor

Not even been robbed once in my life I live in the good part of Barranco but if you go to absolute hellholes like El Callao, La Victoria or anywhere that starts with San Juan at night you're definitely gonna get robbed or at least raped.