How is living in Israel like, Sup Forums?

Get in here Israeli bros, I want to know how life truly is in Israel. In France we mostly hear from the MSM how Tsahal butchers Palestinians and how you steal their lands, making you modern time Nazis, and that the wars you've fought since 1948 were mostly expansionist wars, and not defensive ones as you claim them to be.
But I've also heard that Israel is very religiously tolerant, and respects its Arab minorities, and that they give food/water/internet to the poor Palestinians, while they don't want to make peace, and prefer sending rockets to your civilians.

Memeing aside, how is your life there, and also, would you be able to survive without the US military and economic support you receive?

like the last days of Gomorrah

I'm expecting realistic answers here, my man

Come here and see for yourself, user kun chan senpai tachi desu

Why does you country continue to build settlements in Palestine?

We don't butcher Palestinians, it's bad press if we do. They of course go out of their way to make sure we kill their civilians (firing rockets from civilian centers, bunkering down under a hospital, storing munitions in schools) so they can get it on tape.

We steal land, yes. Not proud of it, but the alternative (working towards their independence) isn't that great since they historically chimp out and want more every time we give them an inch.

Life is solid. Streets are safe, employment percentage is high and the cities are fairly modern. The cost of living is a bit high near the urban centers though.

historically you chimp out. Why even steal land though. Why not set up your borders according to the 1947 UN proposal and defend those? Why continually take Palestine land?

Because fuck sandniggers with their islam shite.

It sounds pretty good. How can one become an Israeli citizen? Do I need to be Jewish?
I'm not particularly interested, just curious

>be jew
>need flour so granny Adina can make challah
>put on kevlar
>walk down OT jerusalem
>reach IDF checkpoint
>have to show my ID, passport and recite one of the books of the Torah in both hebrew and aramaic
>pass checkpoint and hide my yarmulke
>dodge a halal meat truck and watch a guy that didn't hide his yarmulke get chased by 5 stabby wahabby's
>get to orthodox district
>get chased by atleast 50 haredis yelling at me that real jews don't wear jeans
>finally get to store and buy flour
>take the armed tourist convoy back to house
>as bread is in oven watch some TV
>it's Bibi telling us how lucky we are living in the greatest nation and most secure nation in the World and not some other place
>throw out the bread
>put myself in the oven

...

>be israeli
>live in jerusalem
>want to go to the local grocery store to buy beans and flour to make challah and hummus
>put on 3 layers of kevlar
>pick up safety guns
>make sure I dont forget my 6 ID's for the different checkpoints throughout the old city
>walk down street and pass first guarded checkpoint
>approach arab district
>need armed convoy to make it through
>come up to second checkpoint
>watch 3 ashkenazi's beat a mihrazi to death cause he was mistaken for a palestinian
>approach 3rd checkpoint
>an old rabbi gets stabbed to death by a bunch of palestinians
>one soldiers start opening fire killing them and wounding 3 others
>2 of the wounded get medical attention while the ethiopian jew is shot dead out of mercy since there was nothing they could do for his flesh wound after the bullet graced his shoulder
>approach 4th checkpoint
>3 people get killed in a road rage after a palestinian drives a kosher meat truck into them
>rub hands and thank elochai for the free meat
>approach 5th checkpoint
>get chased and harassed by haredis until they get beaten up by police near the last checkpoint
>approach final checkpoint
>hassle with the grocer to reduce shekel output and get my shit
>go home and start cooking my shit
>watch some TV as the bread is in the oven
>reminded that we should be thankful that we live in the safest nation in the entire ME and not Iran
t-thanks bibi

Is this legit?

because the last time they tried giving out land (Gaza) crazy jihadists (HAMAS) took over and turned it into a staging point for missile attacks.

I live in the north where it's 50% jewish 40% arabs (10% russians).

don't really care what happens in the west bank or gaza, the arabs here also don't care and most admit that they like to live in a democracy instead of another muslim dictatorship.

i have no reference point to tell you "how is my life", so you will have to just read statistics on wikipedia or something.

we would be able to survive without the US but more IDF soldiers will die and more palestinian civilians will die (will have to use less accurate weapons), i'm more worried from the day the US stop buying off the Jordanian and Egyptian governments and the muslim brothers start throwing shit at us (attacks and waves of refugees)

you disgrace my culture.
typical jew.

Alright I see.
You say Israeli Arabs are glad to live in a democracy, but do you guys allow some checked and safe Palestinians to become Israeli?

Are you Japanese? Or another expat/US military?

some palestinians can become israeli if they worked with israeli security and now thier life is at risk, or if they marry an israeli or if they are gay and wish asylum (but that is rare).

but israel policy is to keep it jewish majority so it's not so happy to let arabs in.

100% comfy

yes i am japanese

Israel has Africans

Wtf I know being gay in a muslim country isn't easy, but being granted asylum just because of this haha

> but israel policy is to keep it jewish majority so it's not so happy to let arabs in
God, I can only imagine the reactions if a European country had such policies

I thought you guys didn't come here

Says the English teacher

>God, I can only imagine the reactions if a European country had such policies

when you will have 20% arabs/muslims all of europe will be convinced that it's a good policy to keep arabs and other muslims out.

Is it true that ultraorthodox jews have 10 children and live off welfare?

Yes we kill Islam. We are surrounded by hostile enemies yet we send support to Hamas and Pallies. Why? The same reason white Christian Americans spend trillions on their American Negro. They cannot survive on their own. This summer I'll put on my Red Boots and show Hamas who is master. Islam deserves total destruction for what they have done to Europe. If Europe would defend herself we will rebuild the Temple. Would that not be glorious?
Thank you America for the F-35. No matter what socialist tell you they are superior platforms and we plan on putting them right up Islam's ass.

>3 people get killed in a road rage after a palestinian drives a kosher meat truck into them
>rub hands and thank elochai for the free meat
lost

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