•Caused 1000 years of dark ages in Europe

•Caused 1000 years of dark ages in Europe
•Never invented anything in spite of having the largest population in Europe, the 2 or 3 things they claim to have invented were demonstrably stolen from other people
•Caused 2 world wars, the death of 100 million Europeans and the cultural legacy of self-hate and xenophilia
•Take advantage of higher population to predate on the economy of all their neighboring countries but still manage to be the poorest people in Europe as measured by median wealth
•Can't stop cheating: VW put defeat devices in 11 million cars, Deutsche Bank admitted billions in mortgage fraud, Siemens bribing foreign Governments
•Are letting in millions of invaders that will systematically bring Europe to a new dark age

Why is this country allowed to exist?

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Then the Third Reich came.

Any Germany became great.

We must make Germany great again...

Also one of the only few countries in Europe that humans inhabit

>he fell for the Dark Ages meme
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries
>Only possibly caused one world war, if you blame germany for the first world war you're literally a monkey
>that's a made up lie
>that's the money jew at work, but sure accepting this one

Now tell me what brazil has done for this world except for soccer players that end up producing cocaine and tranny sex scandals once they hit 26

>7-1

>Now tell me what brazil has done for this world except

Well they gave us Zika. So don't even try to play that down.

Doping in sports is also a big extension of the Germans can't stop cheating category.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries
That list is 97% discoveries and the other 3% is wrong.

We invented erverything you Untermenschen use in everyday life, you should WORSHIP the ground we Germans walk.

Invent me a German wife so I can worship her pussy with my cock every day

Germany is a non-country. They were so jealous of us and France being the big boys in Europe they got themselves rekt in a world war...twice.

>'We da masterrace'
>Lose two world wars they started

Kek

>7-1
Being still this mad,that you got the biggest lose in a semi final ever.In a world cup with you being the host and we winning the whole thing.

Geez favela bro,even 1000 generations from now on they still will know the biggest defeat in football history.

>Why is this country allowed to exist?

Here's your answer

Huehue.
Here, have a banana, monkey.
Get someone to tell you how to open it. I think you're not smart enough to do it on your own.

Yup, Anglos truly are the master race

Don't forget to make her pussy XXS size for his micropenis.

to be fair they rekt UK and France in the second war. It was only the Soviets and Muricans who got us out of that

>France

>getting rekt by UK

the US and Russians rekt us

UK and France was just small bystanders and everyone knows it

>Never invented anything

lol

The country is nice, I have visited. But too many jewish trickery there. And the whole holocaust thing damaged them forever, so now they have to virtue signal at every turn

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Thank you for the funny joke Gypsy I am more surprised you know English than fact your hut has internet connection.

agreed
poland can take east germany, we take west

>Germans acting like literal niggers
We are having a civilized discussion here and you bring up sports and personal attacks. Sad!

someone please post obligatory 7/1 webm

C'mon mate credit where credit is due. The did invent scheisse porn. Their most famous invention, concentration camps, was ofc like everything else half decent in germland, nicked from glorious albion

>Tik tok aka ZOG TOK
>Paulberg
>/new/

BRING BACK THE CHON STI GIVE ME BACK THE GOOD TIMES

I've always admired Britain's history and achievements, and I hate how our leaders have always managed to pit our people against each other.

Our countries are responsible for literally 90% of humanity's progress. Imagine how great Europe for all its peoples would be today if it had been led by a German/British alliance.

I...I'm sad now.

>I am more surprised you know English
pot calling the kettle black

huh

I like German cars, but OP is not a faggot.

Don't worry, British-Germanic Caliphate will unify Europe once and for all

Of course I'd know English I'm an English teacher.

DELETE NOW

How can a population be this mentally ill?

Top fkn kek. Tell that to the luftarse after the BoB, or the crispy critters of dresden. Or perhaps Rommel in NA.

Insults are only effective when they come from a first world country, otherwise they will be brushed off as social envy.

Sorry.

German man send man to the moon

Zyka is from a random shithole country in africa.

>Zyka is from a random shithole country in africa.

My apologies. Where exactly is your country located again?

>Never invented anything

L O L

What did Brazilians invent except for favellas?

This is not an insult, WTF? Are you assuming a Caliphate is something bad?? Are you racist or something??

Germans gave us Trump

>Battle of Britain
>North Africa
>Dresden
>D-Day

The krautcuck still can't admit the Anglos kicked his arse again.

USA saved you in ww1 and heavily supported you in ww2 to stand a chance while hitler loved your country and always offered treaties, imbecile

see

>German education

Look, military victories are much more impressive when you don't have to call in your big brother to help you, but I see where you are coming from.

>Insults are only effective when they come from a first world country
not even, no

starting with the assumption that dark age = bad doesn't help your cause either OP

It was a serious question.

It always amuses me how Krauts are always so desperate to deny that Britain beat them in big world wars. It's the same inferiority complex from Germans that caused the wars in the first place. You're more autistic than the French.

>believing cold war propaganda
Nazi Nasa got BTFO in the space race by slavic subhumans that died of hunger in the millions, then Hollywood kicked in.

Yeah, cos old uniscrote never sucked cock until he got what he wanted, then broke his treaties now, did he. He should have stuck to pissing on his neice. It's cos of that counts adventurism we can't have nice things now.

> never invented anything

Ever heard of the car, the computer, the bookprint with exchangeable letters ?

You Brazilians truly are half-monkey beasts.

Sorry but we defeated krauts
not island monkeys

Mein Gott.
People like OP really makes me feel ashamed of being brazilian, holy shit. We have a fuckton of work to remotely make this country any good, still this dude just shitpost about a good one. Typical monkey. Sadly, germans are pretty cucked.

>German education
I know you are trying to feel superior by ignoring where the fucking fifth biggest country on Earth is located. But you are just making yourself look stupid.

You know that there is a reason why before most science was is German right?

This is Sup Forums """""""white boi"""""""

sorry Raul, but germany was great inventor in chemistry, physics, and medicine. Your papa can grow mango each year just because of Haber-Bosch process, and your cool smartphone exists because some Heisenberg and Schroedinger created quantum physics.

I think you mean (((german))). The good stuff came from us. Name one Krautcuck of the stature of Newton

You beating them on the eastern front. We beat them in the west.

Also your country was literally communist. Absolutely degenerate.

This picture is commie bullshit.
have you ever heard about Voyager missions or Mariner 4?
Also
>first woman in space
>graet achivement

>I know you are trying to feel superior

This is wrong. I am not trying.

oh I just dropped a paperclip

Brazilians are more white Germans

>tfw the only furries in Italy are around the Vatican and in the degenerate northern Italy

feels good to be a terrone

Kek

New banner? if that's oc I like it germ bro.,don't mlisten to them

>We beat them in the west.

Sorry Tommy but you would have sucked krauts cock without help of US or USSR

>I am not trying.
Or succeeding. A beaten nation trying to reclaim scraps of past glories that run through your fingers like sand. Kinda sad.

Come here baby

Nice "comeback", but you still suck at basic geography. If you studied more maybe you could have won those World Wars.

>A beaten nation trying to reclaim scraps of past glories that run through your fingers like sand

Indeed :^)

>Never invented anything

I hate Germoney but what is quantum physics

>we take west
> fucking frog
Your entire armed forces would scatter the moment a single German regiment countered them

Ree, my flag is prettier than yours.
We should focus on the real enemy here.

Also
>hues trying to shittalk a country
Have you paid your protection to your local druglord today? Would be a shame if he were to throwa grenade trough your windowhole.

>the car, the computer

Germany didn't invented this faggot

>Brazil is a blue eyed Blondie and Germany is a rapists
Like pottery

>If you studied more

Studying is the process of aquiring knowledge. I asked you a question in the hopes of gaining knowledge, and your reply is basically "Aquire knowledge!"

Sad.

>East Prussia

Vorwärts.

US or USSR didn't participate during Battle of Britain dumbfuck

Google it. Not going to spoonfeed you about basic knowledge

>What is Battle of Britain

It's almost as if Yurocucks and Amerifats forget we were in the war from the very start and still didn't submit to the German menace like the rest of Europe did

GIVE NORTHERN IRELAND BACK


REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Germany loses 20% of clay
>UK loses 95% of clay
>UK: "haha we win"

I respect you.

Germans are a defeated people. You are still occupied by anglos. You are self hating and that is why Merkel is so popular. Germans will not exist in 100 years and the world will be better for it. :^)

Why can't you just tell me?

All the good Germans moved to the American midwest. What got left in the father land was the lazy and spoiled ones who inherited their wealth.

>yfw you're born into the 1% of your country but it's a 3rd world shithole with rampant crime rates so you can't leave your guarded & fenced house and have to shitpost on a mongolese monopoly forum all day every day

>Germans are a defeated people.

I respect you.

>third reich
>great
Second Reich was easily the best.

Bullshit. It took all the anglosphere resources to invade Normandy. Germany could never have successfully invaded the UK (see Sealion) especially after we fucked the luftwaffe in the BoB. Without the western front though you wouldn't have had the time to pull back east and regroup.

There's a good historical case for waiting and letting Hitler and stalin fight to a standstill in the east then the brits and yanks mopping the pair of the scumsuckers up. As it was Churchill wanted to carry the war straight on to Moscow, see operation unthinkable.

And your leaders are doing everything possible to do the same thing to Germany.

is Germany new Balkan? This amount of shitposting is only seen in Balkan bait threads

Pic related, the commonwealth. What percentage of the globe carries your flag hans? You know the one you had to change 3 times in one century cos, well, you know why...

1. Rome's degeneracy led to the dark ages.
2. German scientists literally started the Space Age.
3. Alliance entanglement was the main cause for World War I, but Germany was officially blamed in the Treaty of Versailles. This led to requiring Germany to pay for the first war, which crushed their economy and put them in a position that required them to strike out again.
4. Every country with good economic sense should do this for the benefit of its people.
5. My Audi is more reliable than any other car I've owned. Deutsche Bank's CEO is British. Every major company that wants to grow has to lobby.
6. This is my only major issue with them right now. Remove kebab.

>commonwealth

Cute little label for a bunch of sovereign states that you literally have zero control over.

Have my respects.