Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?

One day, when both our nations are facing defeat from the foreign foe, we will both realise that we need to fight for our people and for our cultures and traditions.

When that day comes, then we will be friends.

Germany wants to dominate the continent. Brits want a divided continent. It would be nice to be friends but such a different outlook on Europe will always lead to conflict.

We aren't?
Most germans like brits.

This rivalry you got going is pretty one-sided.

>Germany wants to dominate the continent.
Thats Merkel
All the germans anyone could want to befriend think differently.
I like brits.

We used to be good friends. When the Hesse Kassel mercenaries slaughtered the Irish for us.

When we sent the Hessian's to the American revolution to help crush what would become today the Jewnited States.

When we helped them crush a rebellion in German East Africa.

Something went wrong.... It's sad.

This is awesome to hear.

Lately there seems to be a lot of hate from Germans towards us on this board because of Brexit. I've always liked and admired Germany and I think it's a shame for us to be divided. We face a common enemy after all.

>eternal anglo

I think non-tanned Germans are pretty based in general.

>Lately there seems to be a lot of hate from Germans towards us on this board because of Brexit
Those are Turks trying to divide and conquer.

We understand Brexit the most since we were also carrying the EU.
It made sense when it was us and France but now it has become something different.
And you guys aren't even connected to the continent. So there is even less motivation to carry the Greeks or the Italians.

You'd be surprised how positive most Germans talk about your people and country.

I think you might be our second favorite after Australians.

Only germans i know that hate brits are the landwhales that have to compete with british landwhales for beachspace in Spain/Mallorca.

the jews won because of you, britbongs
you saved marxism, britbongs

FUNNY ISN'T IT??

Germans self-injure too often for the Brits to take them seriously. Emo country.

Britian shouldn't be taken seriously ever.

(((Something))) went wrong

Every German I've met has supported the EU because they think they know how to run everything better and 'muh Europa identity' because being proud to be German is a crime in Germany.

We gave up our empire to prevent these fuckers from taking over Europe, and then we let them anyway.

I hate Germany only slightly more than I hate us.

>Britian shouldn't be taken seriously ever.
Just banter m8.

Can't handle a bit of banter?

Those pesky Khazarian's.

Funny you mention that, I've met a few Germans that come across like that, they say since the Berlin wall came down they have this desire to unify everyone together as one big happy family sort of thing.

Weird.

Because you are diametrically opposed as to how Europe should work.

>Not wanting to unite Eurasia and dominate the world
cuck

I'm for a greater Germanic country. Let's unite Belgium, Germany, Austria and Swiss

>inselaffe

yeah no

Because they've tried to fuck us one too many times.

Seriously, only cunts such as the krauts could make us end our rivalry with France.

>We face a common enemy after all.

yeah the fucking Chancellor of Germany LMAO