"If I die or you leave me, you will lose your son and your crown in 6 months."

>"If I die or you leave me, you will lose your son and your crown in 6 months."

Just what the fuck was this guy?

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Smart

he knew the poor and how they think
he just made smart conclusions on what would happen if he dies and russia goes to war

Great Kings have always been guided by magicians, from Arjuna and Krishna in India, Jubai and Mexicans in Ancient history, to Nicholas II and Rasputin.

The Tsar was dethroned almost imminently after he had abandoned Rasputin to his murderers.

A pervert in prude times.

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faggot. Funny how Soviets glorify this mystic wherein they deny the existence of God and the supernatural

Mystic
>Tfw you read britbong declassified shit admitting that British intelligence killed him
The eternal bong vermin

>m.1162_rasputins-penis.jpg
W-What?

INTJ

In 1916 anyone could see the Tsarist regime was teetering on the brink. Only Nicholas himself couldn't see it

yeah apparently someone lopped it off him beause they were amazed at how big it was but it's more of a urban myth type of story.

youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

I don't know but Rasputin's eyes are strangely hypnotic even in pictures. It must have been crazy to be in the same room with him.

An unsophisticated impostor, who took advantage of a family of powerful christcucks who would believe anything.

Hey man, how's the People's Republic?

Ask anything and I will tell you.

So are you like an admiral's son or something?

t.lenin cuck

Basically the only thing that kept him near the throne was his alleged ability to ease the hemophilia of Alexi. Apparently he actually made the boy feel better. Ofcourse mother was ferocious to defend the only man who made her son feel better.
That's the agreed basis of the story, everything else is mostly a rumors.
He was known to gave instructions to the Tsar, written in the crude peasant russian. Needless to say he was universally hated by allmost ALL elite of Russia.

No. I'm not Chinese either.

>Basically the only thing that kept him near the throne was his alleged ability to ease the hemophilia of Alexi.

Lots of Finnish wandering cunning men/folk healers/Lappish Shamans also credited with this ability. Some of them even demonstrated their skill by making wounds to their own body without shedding a single drop of blood.

He was miraculously born with high Chi that he was miraculously able to use whenever he wanted it.

How clean is it?
How's the food?
Levels of crime?

why Sup Forums don't block you from posting ? when i was in China i haven't been able to shitpost for 1 year, and was quite surprised it's not China banning Sup Forums but Sup Forums banning China poster.

Just listen to this and it's consecutive parts.

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>tsar nicholas
>great

Yep, Oswald Rayner put a .455 Webley bullet right between his eyes. So don't mess with us.

>"raspiutin"
pls

That turned out to be a sea cucumber.

Whatever. Guy actively made himself as mysterious as possible. He constantly lied about his age to look more old. At one point he told everyone the he is holy old man(huge thing in orthodox christianity), then he started to swing magic and shit(at the time magic was elite trend).
And all of that he did allmost on public. He was known countrywide as a friend of Tsar family, such fame helped him to get anything he wanted.
For a rumours about fucking the empress, orgies and non stop alcoholism, they circulated nonstop everywhere he went.

He was the reincarnation of Jesus.

DAN THE MAN SCHNEIDER

Clean? I'm in Guangzhou and it's very dirty. not quite India dirty but very dirty nonetheless. I think it is due to people not giving a damn. People litter freely and nobody cares. They don't try to clean it up much. There seems to be a fine layer of gray dust on everything that never gets cleaned off. The air is actually pretty OK compared with other cities. I was in Shanghai, and at the end of every day I would peel gigantic black boogers out of my nose because of all the air pollution. Not so here.

The food is a little different in every city. Each place seems to have its own specialty. I'm near Hong Kong so the food is similar. My favorite thing to eat at a restaurant would be hot pot. If you don't know, it's where you cook your own food in a bowl of flavored soup that is sunken into the table. A lot of fun and good for socializing. Stay away from the street food as you'll just end up making yourself sick.

As far as violent crime, I have never seen or encountered any here. I am able to take a stroll around my neighborhood at 10 or 11 pm without fear. A lot of Chinese are active outdoors even pretty late at night and many stores stay open late because of this. There always seems to be a lot of people and lights so I don't fear. Chinese are naturally not very in your face and confrontational, so that if you are a victim of a crime it will likely be some scam or pick-pocketing. Something you could have avoided if you were a little more aware. Drive-by purse snatching used to be a problem here, but the city banned motorcycles because of this and you don't hear of it anymore.

Tfw lenin was also a british zionist spy and russians got cucked by kike dick the most of whole world.
Tfw they killed off almost the entire generation of intelligence in Russia back then, leaving it only full of degenerate pleb that it is nowdays and the stupid pleb was still glorifying their "comradness".
Tfw Stalin killed about 40 million of his own citizens.
Tfw there are still some people on Earth who think communism wasnt the biggest mistake ever.
> pre 1st ww russia = alphacountry
> postwar russia = gopnikland and eternal laughting meme that can only jerk off its ego on fake news and propaganda where they all think we suffer hard in europe because of russian sanctions ( not even joking about this one)

>Just what the fuck was this guy?

SATAN

I use a VPN. I use Taiwan because it seems fastest. Sometimes it works, sometimes Sup Forums blocks me. The flag still displays as China even if I use Taiwan.

>SATAN

"I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tsar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain"

Sympathy for the Devil, Demon's inspired song from Rolling Stones.

Thanks a lot for the rare flag. Are you a proxyfag?

nvm read your response to the other guy

It's satisfying in a way to know that actual royalty got cucked by some charasmatic con man. High IQ and social status won't save anyone from street smart sociopaths.

>It's satisfying in a way

That is only satisfying because you are morally corrupt degenerate scum. You should off yourself.

Why was he nearly impossible to kill? Or is that just a myth?

The favorite toy of aristocratic russian women of that time

>he nearly impossible to kill

What makes you think it would be easy to kill manifestation of Satan in this word?

Fuck off Ivan. If you wouldn't had killed the Tsar and his family, today we would enjoy some pictures of any cute russian princess on internet

There is even rumor that one of our WW2 soldier had war trophy - penis of Hitler in his freezer.

"Russian" nobility was full of Baltic Germans, who were not cute at all.

Why

>satan
Dude he was just a lewd monk.

How did you get past your city firewall?

>le the upper class all had sex with Rasputin
>even the Tsars wife

kys cuck

Sup Forums is not banned here. Facebook, Twitter, Google related websites and porn are banned.

As far as I remember it:

>they tried to poison him but the poison had lost its effectiveness or was fake
>three or four men then attacked him with pokers and batons
>they thought they'd killed him (his eye had popped out) so they left
>he was alive and managed to crawl into the courtyard
>he was shot twice from an upstairs window
>then someone (possibly Oswald Rayner) went outside and shot him between the eyes, killing him.

The claims that he crawled all the way to the river or that he was still alive when they fished him out are urban legends.

Wasn't there water in his lungs?

Is it true that when you send a swear/cuss, you internet connection gets reset/temporally dropped?

Tell me about Bitcoin please, it's really taking off over there is it not?

If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven
Such is the rule of honor

I just finished Douglas Smith's new biography of him. He was actually incredibly complicated. Most of the rumors about him were never rooted in fact.

However, Rasputin did drink and fuck a lot. He did more of it after he got stabbed by that crazy woman because he was stressed out and miserable. Poor guy was basically a backwards peasant and had no idea the kind of world he was stepping into when he started helping the Tsarina.

His network was holding up the empire.
With his death it all fell apart.

He was used as the soviets as an example of imperial degeneracy, not at all glorified. It's just that Russians have a boner for mysticism.