I will never have children and will work very hard.
Eli Lee
I've heard it's possible to earn 15$ in construction.
Evan Brown
some construction jobs Ive seen start at 18 an hour, not sure about florida though
Blake Ortiz
your Brazilian med schooling wont mean shit over here. enjoy working at burger king
Juan Gonzalez
Fuck. OFF. We're. Full.
Jason Rogers
get citizenship legit, go to a northeast state and join a union. its hard work, but the pay is good
Julian Carter
I dropped out.
Josiah Roberts
guys, immigrants are fine if they come here legally and work
Ryan Reed
>didn't finish
Stop appropriating my culture.
Nathaniel Carter
Fuck you, cocksucker mongoloid. You're a disgrace to the white race. Your ancestors went from Europe to America and now you say this to someone who wants to work hard and improve his life? FUcking bitch!
Aiden Williams
Shut the fuck up cunt, you should welcome legal immigrants.
Grayson Sullivan
White Americans almost never work at Mcdonald's or as Taxi drivers. You NEED immigrants.
Blake Martin
if Trump brings back jobs like he plans to, you could and a construction job, build up your resume.
Carson Russell
Fuck YOU
Xavier Rogers
If they aren't from Northwest Europe they don't belong in America.
Nicholas Richardson
You should see if you can join the Air Force. I met a few immigrants who earned their citizenship through service, and it's a good job. The pay is pretty low, but it works really well for your resume and you get extra money for college when you leave.
William Garcia
he says he has light skin, if he works and doesn't commit crime i don't see what's wrong
Levi Jenkins
military can also give you a full financial ride to college, if i'm not mistaken.
Michael Butler
I don't think you understand how difficult and time-consuming it is to immigrate to the US. If you think having family here guarantees anything, you're wrong. It does not. Get your shit finished first.
William Young
>guys, immigrants are fine if they come here legally and work Wrong. Fuck off faggot.
Daniel Barnes
Unfortunately, reality isn't Starship Troopers. Service does not guarantee citizenship. Though it helps.
Brody Gray
No monkeys allowed. Stay in your monkey country. You coming here will make people want to accommodate your monkey ways. KEEP OUT
Ryan Rivera
It is difficult becoming a doctor or a lawyer too. Nothing good is easy in this life. I've been to America in 2007 and 2012 and it's the best country in the world. I've visited Europe and Latin America too.
Brazil is in a huge recession now and I think this country will not be good until I'm dead.
Charles Powell
See
Jonathan Scott
>Brazilian Highschool Diploma >dropped out HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Remember, you're fucking scum. Useless as an individual, useless as a member of society. You will make exactly zero dollars in your life unless you count the welfaredollars the US will give you for free even though you have literally nothing to add to society. You're not going to work hard, else you'd have finished your studies, but you decided to be a lazy failure. You still have a chance to get in though, as America or the West in general doesn't give a shit whether you're a useful person, you're human, that'll be enough evidence for them to let you in.
Jonathan Jenkins
I'm introverted and never had any problems with the law. I know many immigrants are bad, but I wouldn't be. I'll talk to my sister tonight about my plan.
Carter Jackson
And if you do come here don't talk about monkeyland.
William Wood
You don't know why I dropped out, but you're judging me nonetheless.
Leo Long
I'm more concerned with people wanting to include shitty BR culture here.
Evan Thomas
All these nerve struck, non-whites
FALSE That's all that works at McD's and taxi-shits in this state. Fuck off pajeet, we don't need more of your smelly friends here. We're full, get over it.
Jace Jones
Florida is good for you if you speak Spanish and immigrate legally. You can expect to make 10 an hour starting if you work hard. If you work very hard 15 an hour in construction is doable. You might not work everyday though. If you go to college and get a degree and speak English there is no limit on what you can make. Learn English well and if you work hard you could easily end up as a supervisor of people who choose not to learn English.
Ryan Richardson
I understand, I think Brazilian culture is bad. I much prefer the South of the country, more European influenced.
Ryder Rodriguez
You see? Every sub-human is the same. They put on the same "i'm a good person" facade, they when they get btfo'd they go apeshit. Future, or current, dindu's are not welcome in the U.S. We already have enough.
Asher Morris
You have literally no excuse to fuck up your education. None.
John Hernandez
People are stupid. They will ask where you're from and romanticize it in their minds. This will lead to idiots wanting our culture to be more like Brazil's. Just never mention it so that people don't go looking it up. Also you'd better be white.
Nolan Butler
You can't serve without citizenship, but during the recruiting process they will help you achieve citizenship before you go. It's kinda obligatory that you serve after they make you a citizen though
Leo Kelly
The USA is a nation formed by immigrants, so you should be welcomed! Actually you'll be part of a majority anyway in 5-10 years so don't worry.
Zachary Myers
Most doctors in Brazil have lower standards of living than most African Americans. Have you ever been in Brazil? Probably not.
Eli Perry
>I dropped out >High school diploma >22 years old >South American >Wants to study medicine in the US
Wouldn't it have been smarter to get your medicine degree in HueHue land where it doesn't cost a gorillion dollars? You could have worked on getting a US license and job afterwards.
Now you are just another spic with no education, how do you plan on paying 5 years of US medicine school?
Austin Ross
>service doesn't guarantee citizenship What? Yes it does, there's an entire section during basic/boot graduation that recognizes and "nationalizes" service members. They have to serve their entire contract, but essentially they become citizens one they graduate their basic training.
Gabriel Howard
You should go to Germany or Sweden instead. I heard they pay people for just showing up. Also, they will pay you to go to college there.
Blake Martinez
No keep the fuck out. We have enough people.
Ryan Reed
>Also, they will pay you to go to college there. Wrong. It costs about 600 euros a year.
Also back to redddit, dumb frogposter.
Anthony Gray
>he says he has light skin, if he works and doesn't commit crime i don't see what's wrong
I don't know what part of "If they aren't from Northwest Europe they don't belong in America" was difficult to understand.
Robert Cook
DELET
Jeremiah Davis
Relax bud, i think you need more friends over there.
James Long
Better than 10k here, plus all the "fees" you have to pay for most uni's. If you don't have insurance, they make you buy their shitty plan anywhere from 200-600 bucks depending on the school.
The worst part about U.S college, is that if you want to go to college in another states, it's about double the price of another state's instate tuition.
Bentley James
600 Euros? You can't even go to a bumfuck unaccredited trade school in the U.S. that cheap.
Juan Perry
Without a specific skill or the drive to get one the American dream is out of reach. You sound like you have enough brains to rise above minimum wage jobs. You also have family here. Within a few years you'll be cursing the stupid lazy niggers too. There's a klan hood waiting for you.
Andrew Wood
Their professional jobs don't pay as much. They are capped.
Jason Torres
We already have enough "white" south american's in Florida fuck off
Charles Anderson
Or, you use your head and use someones address in said state. Not hard at all----new driver license.
Evan Ross
Yeah, US system seems fucked. I know that your universities always rank very high but it's always ivy league and MIT so 95% of all students don't get in there anyway. I'd be ok with paying more because german universities are shit from time to time (especially since the bologna reform) but in the US it's the other extreme I think.
Why do trade schools cost money? Don't you spend half of your time at a company? You get paid around 1k in your first year learning a trade I think. No idea if the other 50% (school lessons) cost money but probably even less than uni.
Bentley Campbell
This!
People who can translate are automatically paid more.
I know a guy in construction, his job is to drive, (he's the only one with a license) and he get 10 an hour to stay there in case he's needed. He is not expected to help with the work. If he does they pay extra.
Jason Ramirez
It depends on the company and if you are union. I was not union so I had to pay for my two years of community college out of pocket. HVAC-R. Laugh if you want. I make 70,000 a yr. Not bad for an Assoc degree.
Ethan Reed
1/2
>Be 30 >Be Iranian immigrant at age 6 >Be light skinned with "white" first name >Americans think I'm Jew or "one a them Eye-tahl-yuns" >Use following formula to be accepted as American wherever you go
Step 1: Learn flawless English. Your accent should be near undetectable. If we have to expend any extra mental effort processing your spoken word than what we would on a regular American, you have failed. There is no room in Trumps' America for people with poor English skills
Step 2: Listen to the Team America theme song - a lot. Use it as your ring tone, ect until you begin to associate the word "America" with the phrase "Fuck yeah". If your kneejerk reaction to hearing the word "America" is something negative and not "Fuck yeah" then you will not be accepted here... unless you move to a major city, which you don't want to do. The big cities are overpopulated and your job opportunities will both be slim and low paying
Step 3: You will no longer call yourself Brazilian. You are to NEVER, I repeat, NEVER refer to yourself as Brazilian-American. Call yourself American until you start believing it. Diehards will never buy this - tell them that Brazil is a shithole and you wanted to come to America to start a new life as an American because it's the best country ever. Provided you legitimately believe this, and provided they believe you believe this, they will at least accept you whatever community you go to. Step 2 will help greatly in this regard
Step 4: Do not try to join the Hispanic/Latino community when you arrive. They will drag you down with their generally anti-American values and you will increase your odds of working a sub $20/hr job for the rest of your life in this country. You will also most likely find yourself speaking Portuguese/Spanish with these people and your English will suffer as a result. Try to hang out with as many white people as you can. Remember, you're trying to become an American here
Ryder Bennett
>Brazil >Spanish First off, we have enough spics in Florida and we don't need nigger Portuguese muddying it up worse for us confusing the spics that need translations. Secondly FLORIDA IS FUCKING FULL GO TO CALI THEY HAVE PLENTY OF LAND AND "ACCEPTANCE"
Ian Rogers
2/2
Follow these steps and you will find yourself surprisingly accepted in this country. Most white people (i.e. people with good jobs/money) aren't used to seeing minorities that love America (and remember, this has to become a LEGITIMATE mindset or they will see through your bullshit) and they will go above and beyond to help you out if you ask nicely enough
Basically, if the left/other Hispanics/Latinos call you an "uncle Tom" or whatever the related equivalent is, you're doing it right
Best of luck with your 'Mericanization buddy
David Roberts
>All these retarded Americans falling for low quality bait Didn't you read his description. It says he's a drop-out. A monkey like him will NEVER have a chance to immigrate legally to the US, regardless if you want him or not.
Ryder Hernandez
This too!
Construction is easy to walk into with nothing, but it's not the only job like that.
Translating can be a decent job in and of itself.
The better your English is the more opportunities you'll have. Plenty of job security, most Americans barely speak English themselves, we stubbornly refuse to learn other languages, even when we travel.
There are good connections to be made with the churches too.
Jaxson Miller
Don't go to America move to Canada we want more people from diverse backgrounds.