I had a son a few days ago and I noticed that the nurses at the hospital would take is rectal temperature every five minutes. (In case you don't know, rectal temperatures are measured by sticking a large elongated thermometer in the child's anus.) My son cried each time they took his temperature, which signals to me that he wasn't pleased with the experience. In his first two hours his anus had already been punctured at least 20 times.
Do you think that rectal thermometers could affect children's psyche later in life?
Carson Gonzalez
i do now
Joseph Ward
They're obviously doing it to make kids gay.
The kid will be Pavloved into associating getting poked in the ass with attention.
Samuel Sullivan
Dont worry m8
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to young to even be sentient.
worry bout that shit from 3 - 8 years old also dont fucking trust thoses nurses. They will try to break up your family in an instant. dont leave them alone with your wife. dont take any files "down stairs" for them.
Bentley Clark
Bit young for anal eh?
Dominic Diaz
yes. your son will become the biggest flaming faggot the world has ever seen. he will devour every dick on sight, visit glory holes frequently and finally at the age of 9 he will come out to you ass gender fluid demi romantic ponykin. he will join the democrats and campaign for miley cirus 2036, five years after learning of his HIV infection due to a nigger cuckolding incident
all that because a nurse monitored your son's vital signs...
what a terrible terrible world we're living in...
Hunter Reed
It probably turns them into homosexuals. They never checked my daughter's temperature rectally so that's kind of weird.
I remember having my temperature taken rectally and hating it; it was quite painful. Like circumcision, this is no doubt a jewish invention through and through and further reason why we need to eradicate their entire ethnicity from this planet
Luis Morgan
it's interesting that the very first thing many newborns experience is genital mutilation and molestation. if not this, then one of the first things they experience is anal penetration.
a lot of people have subjective justification for these acts because they don't consider it sexual - it's either ritual (circumcision) or scientific (anal temperature reading). it's hard to think about and it really makes me uncomfortable,
just how dirty and overlooked it can be, especially the psychological effects it could have, if not then but now once they actually think about what happened to them. makes me sick
Alexander Baker
Did your baby son moan like a faggot?
If not then its all good
Leo Sanders
Sapient.
Lincoln Turner
>I remember having my temperature taken rectally and hating it and...? did you start sucking cock?
Aaron Barnes
>also dont fucking trust thoses nurses. They will try to break up your family in an instant. dont leave them alone with your wife. dont take any files "down stairs" for them.
Okay I have to ask what happened.
Michael Bell
they could just pop a thermometer in his ear you know, that's how they do it here, no rectal thermometers used on my kids, start asking questions before they give your baby to the elites for sacrifice at Bohemian grove.
Henry Harris
Not sure about his story but a lot of these nurses are unhappy spinsters looking to spread their misery, especially head nurses/those that rise in the ranks.
Leo Hernandez
They try to pass their work off on you all the time. But in reality they want to start telling your wife things about how to raise your son. Shit that is going to fuck him up later on. If they ask you to take some files somewhere, it's because they want to fill your wife's head with insanity.
Remember, she's fucked up on hormones and pain meds. She should be considered legally intoxicated until she's been home for 6 months, so she shouldn't make any fucking decisions.
Andrew Anderson
My son was checked in his ear too bro
Lucas Powell
I know several people who have fucked up spellings of their first name because they had the mom fill out the birth certificate instead of the dad within hours of delivery
Connor Hall
Yes I would definatly agree with this. I fucking hate midwives. They think they are the best of the best 'nurses'. They just help women crap a baby out and that's it.
Also regarding the OP, wtf? Was your son having serious problems breathing or with his pulse? Why in the name of christ would they keep shoving a thermometer into your son?
There has to be a valid reason for that or I would be challenging that. As a previous user said, they do like to spread misery.
I know all this because I have 6 months to go of my diploma and work in 2 private hospitals.
Zachary Adams
Ive never seen a nurse use rectal thermometer when i had kids. Are you by any chance from a degenerate third world country?
Gabriel Rogers
Yes. I had my temperature taken analy for many years. Today i'm a raging fag that loves black cock.
Eli Jenkins
Your son is a faggot, OP. Just like Pops!
Blake Robinson
Me too. I know a chick named Tephanie
Logan Jackson
No. And it's not a "puncture".
Daniel Ramirez
read freud, it still affects them
Joshua Perry
>My son cried each time I'm sure your son cried out like a little whore each time. All the nurses knew he was begging for more.
Jose Evans
nurses were probably being shitheads as usual and not being careful
Ryan Fisher
>american healthcare
Why don't they use in IR thermometer in the ear like civilised people?
Isaiah Wilson
I wouldn't let that shit happen to my kids, fuck no.
Jaxson Perez
Is there something on your mind user?
Thomas Hernandez
You call her Tphenie I call her HEADPHANIE
Angel Hall
Im I a bad person for fapping to this image?
Eli Edwards
>rectal thermometer
Where the fuck do you live that they still use those?
Ryan Brooks
Why does this dyke keep singing about getting head and getting deepthroated? Doesn't she know she doesn't have a penis?
Ayden Moore
No it's just a drawing.
Julian Bell
because then they couldn't charge the no infant buttsex fee
Henry Ross
>freud >correct about anything pick one (1)
Ryder Rivera
>cant take a thermometer without crying
What a fucking faggot
Jace Long
Have any of you had a parent stick a little salt cube in your Anus as a child? I'm asking for a friend
Ian Turner
Curious about this, but Sup Forums only seems to care about lulz at the moment.
kek
Nolan Walker
Infant circumsision causes brain lasting brain damage. Why would anal rape by thermometer not cause anything whatsoever.
Cameron Myers
>Infant circumsision causes brain lasting brain damage no it doesn't. ppl with your shit opinion make me rage beyond belief
Lincoln Brown
>freud >not wrong
one, only one
Anthony Lopez
You know what the difference between oral and rectal thermometers is right?
It's the taste.
Gabriel Gomez
Tennessee, at famous hospital, possibly one of the best in the South.
Charles Morales
lol dont bother, there is scientific proof that pain during infancy can cause psychological trauma in later childhood
Brody Kelly
You're son's a pussy.
Thomas Ward
carlos you bastard
Bentley Gonzalez
YOU FOOL! Those were not thermometers, but rather a specialized seringe for injecting homosexual hormones into your son. They rewrote his genes and made him gay. >you only have yourself to blame for this.
Dominic Baker
MD student here. Best guess is nothing. If you're worried about psycho-sexual issues like Freudian shit, the anal phase isn't for a few years. The infant would be in the oral phase.
William Collins
This
Ryder Rivera
Naw he's fine. It's very strange though because most hospitals use an infrared thermometer now.