You wake up and turn on the morning news and hear this:

You wake up and turn on the morning news and hear this:

"We at CNN have some sad news to report to you this morning - It seems former Secretary of State and recent presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton - has died last night from a brutal cough attack followed by a sudden, violent stroke. Reports say she was seizing on the floor for hours before anyone came to help, and by that time she was already dead. Officials say..."

What is your immediate reaction?

yey

Not fair that she never stood trial.

yey

Praise Kek

yey

yey

yey

Guess Tim Kaine will be the president

That'd be pretty kuru

Keke shall be her judge

/thread

you're playing with fire

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The only people that voted Trump were rural and suburban retards. City people all voted hillary.

You mean Bill Clinton right? Who the fuck is Hillary Clinton?

Checked

I would have to reference the Mandela Effect since Hillary is already dead.

Dont care, as far as im concerned she is dead already.

This is what I want to happen, after she's been convicted and thrown in jail.

fake news?
they never describe them as gruesome like that
more like "former candiate hillary clinton was found dead at "x", from medical complications"

>Cheers!

>watching CNN

Feels good man

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
PEE PEE POO POO

No, I wouldn't wake up and turn on CNN ffs

Fuck off faggot the Mandela effect is absolutely retarded

Who?

Call off work and get into the liquor cabinet. Time to celebrate.

gone too late

Good night sweet madame president.

thrrrrrrrp
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

Fuck off with this pasta. I don't even know why this gets reposted.

What does that have to do with anything?

because it's funny

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My thoughts exactly

Statistically, Trump has a higher chance of dying - he is male, an obese.

I think Hillary will be safe. Not sure about Trump tho! :)

Laughter

Why the fuck am I watching CNN instead of hoping onto the happening thread on Sup Forums?

Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. It's fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this man get the nuclear codes!

My first thought is that now she would be martyred and MSM would bitch about it and she would forever be a hero against evil Trump.

What made you stop supporting him?

KEK wills it.

spbp

how do we resurrect her so we can put her on trial and then execute her for treason?