The SECRET USA doesn't want YOU to KNOW

The SECRET USA doesn't want YOU to KNOW.

Oh Lithuania. You're so kawaii~

ILLUMINATI EXPOSED!

DELET THIS

Litwa-kun, please annex me!

Lithuania is adorable, we should nuke it last.

your country is shaped like a smooshed Africa hahaha

you're country is shaped like poo....

Africa was MODELED after LITHUANIA.
Niggers fear the ALL MIGHTY Lithuania.

FACT.

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do Lithuanians know they were related to Egyptian Pharaohs? Lithuanians used to be kings!

making me hungry with that ice-cream sandwich

>Posting FAKE Russian PROPAGANDA
Do not anger Lithuania!

you take weird shits, man

why don't you go hack another election Ivan

I'm 25% Lithuanian and my last name is Lithuanian. Can I visit the homeland?

You can as log as you admit that GOD is in fact LITHUANIAN.

Christians worship LITHUANIAN GOD.

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The secret lithuania doesn't want you to know

poor effort, m8.

You need more fibre in your diet, Janis

That's it lithuania, you can go fuck yourself.

>africa and lithuania are also both shitholes

shit that actually makes a lot of sense

kind of explains why you're more likely to get shot in Kaunas

How can god be Lithuanian if he created the Earth?

Go to Lithuania, there is a lot of earth in there.
POTATOES were invented in LITHUANIA.

Yet another FACT.

>there is a 75% chance this is a thread started by a lithuanian official
>there is a 100% chance it has already exceeded it's budget because a single sandwhich was served

kek

can confirm
t. True Lithuanian Believer

WILNO IS AMERICAN CLAY BITCH

I have a real question, when was the last time you guys have eaten a meal over 200 calories that did not consist of rat meat?

can confirm
t. mentally Lithuanian

sam hyde encounters a lithuanian.jpg

>One day all of sentient creation will speak Lithuanian
a Lithuanian empire that will span across ALL UNIVERSE!

check them

Latvians are just Protestant Lithuanians anyhow.

Joke's on you Semas "Sakalas" Haidulis is actually LITHUANIAN.

>implying Sam Hyde isn't the Lithuanian

Lituania is bigger then you think.

is Sam Hyde actually CIA?

WHOA.. holy shit

>madagascar
>somalia
>egypt
>west african dip
>south africa

everything is shaped correctly. its perfect

It is widely know that Wilno is in fact a minor province of Lithuania, commonly known as Portugal.

Oh shit, even with Alaska too? Damn, I'm, going to neck myself in my closet.

And on the eighth day god created Lithuania?

> this thread

Lithuanian posters trying hard to outshitpost the Leafs.

A worthy cause.

Damn, Lithuania looks like THAT?

Reminder.

Tfw best half of MI isn't red like the trolls

>Vilnius

You mean Wilno right?

Reminder that Lithuania funded the emus and kangaroos in every major conflict in Australia.

Reminder that because of LITHUANIA an average australian is about 10% KANGAROO and 15% EMU

Too l8 already came

>Rio olympics basketball

The baltic people are mine

Hey fuck you faggot

what a cuckold coountry
faggot lithuanians clean my toilet

They aren't suspecting anything.

DELETE THIS

>Children grooming muslim groups in UK: thousands+
>Those groups in lithuania:0

>tfw the Balts invented the North is up, South is down map in order to hide the truth
the gentiles don't suspect a thing

Only islamists I'm okay with is Hezbollah the rest gotta go

There's a giant ancient power source buried directly beneath Vilnus
Only the bravest, genetically engineered Lithuanians are able to operate it, that's why we abandoned the city.
Sole reason for Kaliningrad Oblast is to keep an eye on it since it exceeded all readings.

FACT

Ghhg

Its a lie

Latvia is a province of Lithuania.

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>mfw this thread

sorry

Not so fast brali.

Lithuania isn't even real

can we get the Bogdanoff bros in on this one?

When space Lithuanians comes down to Earth you will be plumbing our toilets.

>butthurt belt capable of self-deprecation
I'm impressed, excellent thread.

What we know about Lithuania
>rothschilds bow to the Lithuania
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Lithugrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Lithuania Babies
>All inhabitants said to have 200+ IQ

>people still think Balts are subhuman
top kek faggots!
Now that the barbarian and slave whiteys aren't keeping us down anymore, we'll show you!

fixed

We are fucked

needs more jaypeg

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>(Lithugrad)
wait... something does not seem right here..
Or is it what I think it is...?

Lithuania, you're so adorable.

DELETE THIS

I met this kid online a few years ago now he's a teenager in the fucking neo-Nazi

This kid was cool before I ever thought to vote for the trumpster holy shit

My sides

EXPLAIN THIS

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>due to relativity and spherical properties the entirety of the perceived universe is upside down to hide the fact that a few countries put together look like a jew
STOP

KEK KEK KEK


im in treats

Lithuania is the only major colonial power left in the world.

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oh my god, where is this from, this is perfect

DELET DIS!!!!

what the fuck is with this thread, i'm crying here

this kind of autism is regularly found on Sup Forums, you should browse there

thanks, i'll check it out

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Just reminding you all that we are FULL.
FACT.
FUCK OFF.

There's a reason us St. Louisans hate KC and Chicago. Bunch of dirty, commie, Muslim, goat fuckers.

Finally we're overtaking those gay asstonians on the meme leaderboard!

It's in a current Lithuanian colony in africa