This happened last week

This happened last week.

>Go to the imperial war museum with some friends (Nazis)

>We're drunk as fuck.

>Go to the Holocaust exhibit.

>Nazi flags and Nazi posters everywhere.

>Huge picture of Adolf Hitler.

>I look at my friends.

>They look at me.

>We lift up our right arms and shout "Heil Mein Führer!"

>Start singing Erika.

>Fail to notice the complaining and shouting from the museum visitors.

>Guard kicks us out.

>Continue to sing Erika as we leave the museum.

It was worth it.

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If I did that they would throw me into jail kek

We need to give you these privileges.

Schokoelfen?

> ohh G-d that sounds terrible (you should be ashamed of yourselves :^)

>tfw you fight to defend your country in the greatest war in history only to have your idiot grandchildren grow up idolising the enemy and singing his war anthems in your own war museum

White trash

We did it in the Holocaust exhibit.

Are you saying British people are Jews?

Try not to cut yourself on that edginess.

I was drunk.

But then again, I did mean it.

thats hilarious

cringe

You know Hitler had more enemies than just Jews, right? 450,000 Brits lost their lives to the nazis

worse

Last time I checked it's because we declared war on them.

Oh sorry, Churchill did, we didn't get a chance to object.

digits confirm story (don't let these jew shills ruin your buzz user )
they never accused jews of any wrong doing .. even pic related is excusable to these judeocucks

"Things that never happened "

I wish it wasn't.

It was fun though.

I'm surprised they didn't file a report or something.

pretty sure the jews are to blame for ww2 and every dead goy that got subverted into that bullshit war .. pic related

I hope your motion was nice and crisp (not limp wristing it)

And I doubt those ww2 veterans would of wanted London being Muslim majority and 1500 girls in rotherham being raped.

Same thing for here in Aus

Grandad fought to keep out the Japs out then he fought to keep out communists. Years later we just let people flood us with non whites, I bet if people from the past saw a snapshot of modern day Melbourne or London they would be pissed.

>claim to be graceful in defeat
>isn't even graceful in victory

Yeah, the brits have shown to be more jewy than the Jews themselves.

never forget the bltiz!

Yes that's right Hitler was a good boy he din do nuffin he was getting his country on track and was going to go to art school!

>make deals and treaties with the British
>repeatedly violate them
>declare war on a country with a military pact with Britian
>repeatedly warned not to do this
>somehow Britain was wrong to go to war and not let itself keep getting cucked by Hitler

liberal democracies were a mistake

Nice lad.

Not cringe, that was a nice story.

nothing can compare to jews jewy jewiness .. you are ignorant of reality leaf

You say this in every thread, buddy. It loses its luster after a while.

AUF DER HEIDE STEHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN

UND DAS HEIST

its weird I can sing that

Pretty sure it was because Hitler invaded Poland despite explicit warnings from Britain and France that they had guaranteed its independence

The current state of things is awful, but it wasn't an inevitable outcome of the war or of an allied victory. Your quite right to point out that it's not what the allies fought for in the war.

It's also useless to look back in time and say 'if we had just let Germany conquer Europe then we wouldn't have multiculturalism and mass immigration today'. Things might well have been worse in other ways that you can't possibly imagine.

>>tfw you fight to defend your country in the greatest war in history only to have your idiot grandchildren grow up idolising the enemy and singing his war anthems in your own war museum

If you could only send these fucking moronic grandchildren back in a time machine so they would play their little Nazi salute games on the battlefield only to be shot dead by their own grandfathers. The irony.

There's a reason why older folks call them the Moronnial Generation.

Pretty sure Poland attacked first which was dubbed as a false flag operation by Himmler, you know dressing up as the enemy and attacking your own establishment is exactly the kind of thing Nazis would do

Don't be so naive. Hitler's animosity toward the Brits came after they declared war on him. It would have been a different relationship altogether had Mosley been elected as opposed to the cuck and then the war mongerer.

If Hitler won ww2 we would see National Socialist or Fascist governments put in place. Your right on that no one can predict the future or if a different outcome occurred, but with all these Fascist governments in power You could assume there wouldn't even be a legal status for refugees as the UN was created after ww2 and non whites or people not local to the country would most likely have a much harder time actually turning London into the new Caliphate.

Of course there's way more possibilities and there's so many other factors you can't even begin to think of.

How many men would of refused to fight if they could see what modern day Europe is like. How many men would be sympathizers to the Nazis if they could even see half the power the Jews hold today

Or just tell them that if they fight the Germans there'll be thousands of rapes by Muslims let in after the war. See how many Cockneys sign up when told that in your time the Mayor of London is a Paki.

As if any Canadians would come and fight for the Empire knowing that they'd be displaced by chinks and have a faggot for Prime Minister. Just show them a picture of that faggot Trudeau and they'll switch sides instantly.

pretty sure that part of Poland was Deutschland clay that the jews took from Germany with the Treaty of Versailles.
muh history began in 1933 ..

if they knew what you fucking kikes would do with the west they never would have stepped one foot on normandy beach

There is an issue with that though. We had a pact with several countries on the continent, and when Hitler invaded their borders we had to intervene in some way.

We couldn't have been the same honourable people he respected if he just told them to fuck off and sided with Hitler.

Churchill was a drunken oaf and was basically LARPing during the war, but there were few options.

Of course the easiest would be just not tying yourself into war treaties. Hence why NATO sucks. No one wants to go to war for fucking Turkey.

he didnt even want danzig, he would have settled for a little corridor

Wow that argument is so sound that you've changed my opinion.

Why are Americans so fat and stupid? Lol

well maybe a few goose steps

desu he build up his economy for war

a jew on a Canadian proxy server (many such cases)

Except that it didn't happen, Dave. Cool story brah

When will we learn?

And he mourned every one of them.

>it's
Nope, this quote is fake.

shhhh .. stop with the "revisionist" history.. nothing happened before 1933 .. just stop reading history altogether .. you should be keeping up with the kardashians

This guy would have been the perfect quisling if the Nazis invaded.

Hitler didn't even care about his own soldiers. He said they were not the hard men who fought in ww1

he rebuilt it to match the military threats that germany faced. france had the most powerful military in the world and poland was very aggressive to germany at the time, what kind of leader wouldnt make sure its state can deal with realistic threats

How was Poland aggressive?

The only thing Germany violated was the Versailles treaty, which was a retarded display of victor's justice from the beginning and could only have been enforced by the remaining military threat of the United States, even though the majority of US citizens wanted nothing to do with what was essentially a European civil war. As others have pointed out, the places Hitler annexed had all belonged to Germany and were stripped away by the Versailles treaty less than twenty years prior (aside from his home in Austria).

This idea that he was just a crazy guy invading random countries for no reason is grade-school nonsense, at best.

Hitler was right.

Look at the place now.

everytime the populous gets aware of too much .. the jews kill the white goys off in a zog war .. "we MUST stand with israel"
"oy vey .. the Iranians are 6 hours from 6 million nukes"

Well for one thing it's entirely possible that Australia would have ceased to exist. Hitler himself mused on the white race disappearing from Australia as the Japanese desired it and the Germans did not feel themselves bound to defend the descendants of British convicts.

So as bad as things are now, I think it's quite possible things would have been worse for Australia, in that it might have been erased

youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8

and you'd be a perfect ied bait for the jews Rambo ..muh weapons of mass destruction in Iraq .. muh establish democracy in da middle east for zog

it was literally a military dictatorship born out of uprising against germany. both sides had different claims about where the border should be and were very vocal about it

Pretty sure that even before that it had been Slavic land before it was ever German land

>muh history began in 1870

Point is it's not an excuse to say 'we used to own that land therefore we can invade you'. I doubt you would roll over to the Mexican reconquisita of California and Texas on that basis

>he doesn't agree with me
>must be a jew on a proxy

I wish I was as delusional as you, and I could just blame every problem I have on Jews, that must make life in your mother's basement a lot easier.

This. They fucked them over for the simple reason of wanting to fuck them over and they left them alive.

Everyone knows if you attack your enemy you never force the minto a corner. This whole mess right now is the result of weak jack asses fucking over everything. Nazi germany never lasted, the cold war was a fucking disaster for both sides with no clear victor and now exactly what hitler warned against has happened thanks to a bunch of commies, some uppity anglos, and a bunch of fucking over zealot Germans.

Murrica got lucky. LUCKY. I say this only because if we lost the whole of our navy we would have been invaded on the west coast and we would be basically like Russia now.

Fuck the more I look around the more I feel like we need nuclear holocaust.

Tell me more about how Versailles stripped Germany of Sudetenland, Bohemia, the rest of Poland, Denmark, Norway, The Netherlands, Yugoslavia, Greece, and vast parts of Russia

the point is ethnic Germans were there before slavs doodled some lines on a map ..
and get the fuck of abo land faggot .. or the emus will blitz your asses again ..muh hypocrisy

Yes for Australia it's shit if the Allies were beat in warfare but Japan was honestly just a dick. If Mosley got in you can beat Japan wouldn't of been able to go for it's Asian empire.

Germany was fighting to end communism and reclaim it's old lands.

Japan just wanted to be a Empire and genocide the Chinese and take their lands because???

Hitler was thinking of a Chinese alliance but he settled with the Japs. All other Axis allied nations for the most part treated enemy prisoners with some respect and tried to keep them feed

Japan just gunned them down in trenches then proceeded to rape every women in a town to death

Don't your (((royals))) have jew blood line?

Poland might have ended up a victim but their government also did behave like huge assholes prior to the war. They were quite happy to pick over the scraps of Czechoslovakia's corpse

Our Loyals are mostly Normanic.

leaf please .. I know about your server farms (the denial of service attacks originate from them )
I hope your 11 silver shekels were worth it bitch

How am I being hypocritical? I literally said that is not an excuse to say 'hurr durr that land used to be ours so I invade u'

Thanks to the actions of their grand fathers, britian is a muslim ridden shithole police state, any brit with a pair of neurons to rub together would despise the past generations for having destroyed their nation to fight a useless war against another nation that wanted peace.

Fuck the veterans

>tfw now eating sauerkraut and ribs while listening to prussian marches
T... thanks

Well done! I was in a concentration camp recently and I'd have loved to be able to do the same but they throw you in jail in Germany.

You mean (((Winston Churchil))) sacrificed 450000 young innocent anglos to the kike god right?

No.

Whatever border disputes i doubt Poland had the power to hurt Germany. Even if they did squabble, it does not justify turning poles into a slave race

Not their grandfathers, but their fathers. Probably more specifically their mothers

Britains decline only came about after the war and was never an inevitable consequence of it. Post-war history could easily have been very differenT.

the poles were killing the German population in the occupied territories, sir ! ..it wasn't just for muh borders

quora.com/Is-there-any-evidence-about-the-Danzig-massacres-and-the-killing-of-more-than-58000-Germans-before-the-start-of-WW2

here you go.
the US invaded Iraq for 3000 dead (by Saudis but we'll let that slide)

.. ok you got me. your wife's son would be ied bait for zog while you pay 1$ trillion shekels to the military industrial complex

"When the First World War broke out, Hitler volunteered to serve in the Bavarian army. From the start, he seems to have regarded Britain as Germany’s main enemy, though this could have been because his regiment spent most of the war facing British and Imperial troops, rather than the French and Belgians. On 20 October 1914, the young Private Hitler wrote to his landlady in Munich. “Tonight, the 20th, we are going on a 4 day train journey, probably to Belgium. I am tremendously excited. … I hope we shall get to England”[4]. On 5 February 1915, during a heavy battle, Hitler wrote to an acquaintance in Munich, describing how he looked forward to an attack on the British lines, “… tomorrow we attack the English. At last! All of us rejoiced”[5]. Later in the letter, he described with obvious relish how he was amongst “dead and wounded Englishmen… Again and again one of our shells landed in the English trench. They poured out like ants from an ant heap, and then we attacked…Many came out with their hands up. Those who did not surrender were mowed down”[6]. Hitler fought mostly against the British during the First World War. His position as a Meldegänger, or dispatch runner, was relatively privileged, though it was not free from danger. His job was to carry messages from the regimental headquarters to the front line. He was, therefore, attached to regimental headquarters, which means he was spared the worst of the mud and squalor of the trenches[7]. As a dispatch runner in his regiment, he was also much more likely to survive the war. According to Thomas Weber, one in four of those who served in his regiment were killed, and 80 per cent were casualties, while all of the dispatch runners at regimental HQ survived the war[8]."

Could have been different, things didnt role that way.

And now britain is in a shit predicament, that easily could have been avoided, Churchill was right when he said they gutted the wrong pig

The link you gave me rubbishes that claim as baseless Nazi propaganda

Isn't it funny how naziboos will insist something so well documented as the holocaust is all an elaborate lie but will believe hand on heart shit like 'Poland was genociding Germans' because they saw it in the title of a google link that they didn't even bother to read

It's like they pick a side and start with unfaltering conviction as their starting point, and then twist the facts around that conviction

wifes son jew nigger cuck shekel goy ((())) garrison obummer shitskin

From the link:

Hans Schadewaldt 1940 [the Polish Atrocitites Against the German Minority in Poland]

As you would expect to find in a work of Nazi propaganda, the report is long on outrage, short on substantive evidence and obfuscatory about when, where and who did all this killing.

Setting aside the claim that in 1940 there was no trace of 45,000 ethnic Germans (Schadewaldt provides no details of where, who or how), what about the 12,857 murders (a suspiciously precise number)? Here too Schadewaldt is similarly vague, long on outrage and very short on detail.

We now know that the Abwehr and SS organized clandestine Volksdeutsche groups in Poland prior to the war to provide intelligence and to carry out provocations on orders. When the Wehrmacht invaded Poland on September 1, 1939, they went in with a comprehensive list of Polish politicians, civic leaders, religious leaders and intelligentsia to be arrested, much of which was contributed by Volksdeutsche groups.

In retrospect it is difficult to distinguish what was manufactured wholesale for propaganda, violence resulting from organized provocations and how much real ethnic violence there was against ethnic Germans in Poland before and after the outbreak of World War II.

The real question is why recycled Nazi propaganda has any sort of currency today and why it should have any credibility beyond your typical Internet lunatic fringe.

people underestimate poland because of how hard they got blitzed, but remember so did france and they had the soviets to contend with at the same time.

i dont think its ever okay to make slave races but desu it was pretty murky what was actually going on there. nazis definitely worked hard to erase the polish identity, killing intelligentsia and destroying culture

you mad jew bruh ?!

muh propaganda (hey cuck .. look at pic .. take off you jew colored glasses first cuck .. what the fuck does the master jew say ?!!!

(((cuck)))

Just because the Prime Minister of Israel says something doesn't make that thing true

But if you had ever bothered to read that story his gist was 'the grand mufti of Palestine convinced Hitler to do the holocaust which he didn't originally plan to do'

>losing argument
>shit better call him a cuck
>log onto blacked.com for a celebratory wank

shitthatneverhappened.com

Could this image BE more German?

of course now what the master jew says is irrelevant .. obviously he still needed a new lie to link it back to the Germans .. so what's the official narrative today .. Hitler planned the holocaust in 1919 or he got jewed by a Palestinian?! .. I don't want to be arrested for some kind of "denial" ..

let me try (pic)

Major autism

lol

>Dignity
Every fucking time

Their grandfathers fought for their country and what they thought was right.

It sickens me that so many great men, from both sides lost their lives for this abomination of a reality we live in today.

Germany may have lost the war, but the Allies aren't victorious.

Just take a look at:
America - Almost nothing remains of the great 60's and 70's. Jews control absolutely everything. Murder, rape, corruption everywhere. Mexicans and niggers are raping every single thing the brave American soldiers fought for.
Europe: Flooded with arabs,turks, niggers. Huge poverty and corruption in Eastern Europe. Rape, murder, looming financial oblivion in Western Europe. Jews run almost all of the EU, again.

WW2 was the darkest time in human history, not because the jews won, but because both sides lost.The great men, who died from both sides, are watching from heaven in disbelief. We are born as slaves to the corrupt jewish system and we have absolutely no way to fight it back.

I thought Aussie shitposting was supposed to be top tier ..

I see your point, the soldiers on all sides were just following orders.

But each nation is bound to reap what it has sown