Be american

>be american
>get shot

>be indian

Like a vaccine?

Boy, look at all those young american engineers and doctors emigrating to India. What a nice country to live in!

>Be Indian
>Have "shitting yourself while jogging" named after you
>Shit on your beach so hard that Australia is forced to close its beaches
>Afraid of toilets because evil spirits have possessed them

>India

The pottery makes itself.

/thread

Be American
Shoot back

>be Indian
>die from drinking toxic toilet hooch at wedding

>be indian
>get beaten to death by Pakis

>Be Indian
>let your 12 year old wife get raped by Pakis

I could go on...

>Be Industani
>Wade to work through 2 meters of designated shit at 2 AM
>Sit in mound of shit and use prepaid cell phone to answer Microsoft tech support
>On the way home get stabbed by Muslim

...

Are we talking shots like WHAT balto brought to Jenny when she was sick?
/outoftheloop

>Be American.
>Shit in toilets

Enlighten an old fag because I obviously missed it, but Wtf is this pottery meme all about?

>Being this triggered

Go fuck your donkey you inbred sister-fucking amerishart

>Be Indian
>Shit everywhere but the toilet

It's a deliberate misspelling of poetry.

Like ironic poetry.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

No wonder there were no pics related. Thanks user, I owe you a beer

Shut the fuck up worst-Pakistan.

>>Be from lower caste in Utter Pradesh
>>Watch Bollywood Filums all day shitting in the street between double features
>>Fall in love with Priyanka Chopra
>>Pray that mother finds girl like her
>>Go to meet arraigned wife
>>She has bigger sideburns and mustache than you
>>Feelsbadman.jpg when this is your bride.

Pic Related

>be indian
>poo in the loo
>oh wait

Don't you have a inter-cousin wedding you need to get blown up at?

>be street in India
>get POO'D on

i told you yesterday pajeet, THIS is how you bait

HOLY SHIT, that looks like a monkey

>be indian
>fear toilets

>be serb
>drink rakia and watch on the window how the US Air Force is bombing your street.

>Be poo
>Get loo
>No use loo
>Still poo

I don't know pajeet. America is so peaceful. Just look at this webm.

Heres muh pistol

>be 'Murican
>try to wipe
>smear the shit you just took all over asscrack and wait for it to dry
>crusty doodoo collects in your pants like breadcrumbs
>don't wash hands
>repeat

I believe there is a higher rate of concealed carry people actually stopping degenerates from disturbing the peace. Like you'd be doing if you were here, street shitter.

>die of rats biting your feet in your sleep

just finished watching Rats on netflixs, very redpilled.

>be indian
>defecate in public

>be american
>be able to shoot back

>pakistan
>washing hands ever

hehe

savage