"Ah need mah AR-15 so ah can overthow thuh gubbmint!"

>"Ah need mah AR-15 so ah can overthow thuh gubbmint!"

Can any of you cowards actually name something that would make you rise up in rebellion? Something that could conceivably happen?

I didn't think so.

Someone taking my fucking shit

Jews get out

ok

communism taking ovet is why

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

>A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

if you want to ban guns you are literally taking away peoples freedom and probably a commie faggot

do you think liberals will force the government to stop killing rural american conservatives? we only """"lost"""" vietnam because we care about gook lives THAT MUCH (more than they care about each other even!)

Hmm
>sage

sauce for this pasta?