Hello humans of Earth. I have hacked into your 'interned net' to deliver this message. My people seek a new home...

Hello humans of Earth. I have hacked into your 'interned net' to deliver this message. My people seek a new home. We have destroyed our original planet by accident. Can we come to yours and stay?

sage

Fuck off space niggers we're full, you can crash on the moon if you want

ayy lmao

FUCK OFF CUNTS WE'RE FULL GO BACK OR WE BUILD A SPACE WALL YOUR CHOICE

legal immigrants welcome

Sure thing, Ass Guard

this is actually what happened with whites...we were originally from mars but we got nuked in the intrasteller war with Tiamat, which is now the asteroid belt

planets are an arbitrary construct

bring your technology to make vr flawless and affordable so i can see my vr waifu

yes t. sweden

lol so ur sayin we won?

Kill everyone with dark pigmentation, then we can discuss your residency.

Fuck off you space niggers, we are already crowded down here. But you can go chill on the moon or some shit.

Sure, you can have Africa.

Fuck off space niggers, we're full. You can crash on the moon if you want.

This. clear out Africa and then go nuts there and stay the fuck out of our homeland.

fucking space niggers I swear.

>Can we come to yours and stay?

Fuck off we're full

Hiveminding?

earth is part of the protected planets treaty that you negotiated, you can't move here.

you are drunk, go home

You can have Africa on a 100 year lease. Sort that shit out

Will fnargl finally happen?

After that we nuked the fuck out of all the dinosaurs on earth and moved the fuck in.

There was a similar thread like this and someone said the same exact thing, I'm sure we both saw it and decided to post the same thing, except i didnt see his until after i posted mine.

>aliums land in africa
>bioengineer niggers smart
>they teach niggers all about their technology
>Africa becomes one united country that leads in all fields
>our technology can't compare to aliums technology
>Aliums leave at some point when they found a suitable planet
>niggers are now the masterrace who rule over us forever

pls no

newfags

FUCK YOU ALIEN CUNTS WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE NIGGERS ON THIS PLANET SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND DIE YOU PIECES OF IMMIGRANT TRASH

wew lad

>we wuz ayy lmaos and shit
>german flag

check's out

its funny to see how past year or two germany, canada and sweden posters are actually the exact representations of their fucked up country stereotype

Contact Angel Merkel.

You can have Africa and South America, but only if you kill the native population for us.

go eat some pasta luigi

well memed bro
fuck off you stupid cunt

and somehow, niggers will still be useless

She only speaks for Germany.

I would like to remove her ass guard, if you know what I mean

>P.S.
>Allahu Ackbar

This theme has been overdone.
Nice dub btw.

Timestamp, newfag

God damnit thor, only if i get to fly one of the planes.

I get banned for making a thread about DMT and this like this manages to stay up this long?

Fucking shite mods

shit like this*

arent you behind on your refugee quotas? when can you start accepting refugees?

It would end like zimbabwe
>aliens digging resources and use them to improve economy
>nignog raids spaceniggers and steals their stuff
>nignog doesn't get how things work
>becomes a shithole again

yes but take me for a ride in your spaceship and give me alien tech.

That wizard came from the moon!

great minds think alike

muh dick

W...w..will you probe me?

>We have destroyed our original planet by accident.
What did he meant by this?

A smart civilization wouldn't want competition. They'll remove whitey.

WE

You're gonna have to fight with the Vril.

They've had a stranglehold over this place for a while now.

They're refugees. But these aliens at least have something to contribute beyond anal probings.

>What did he meant by this?
>did he meant
>t. Pablo Juan-Pedro Enrique Gonzales-Rodriguez

Asteroid belt is the remains of Marduk.

You're close, though.

No, she will breastfeed them and give them homes.

When the Jaffa Nation sends us their people, they're not sending their best! We're gonna build a time dilation field around earth, and the Jaffa are gonna pay for it!

based toroidal containment

Kneel before your god.