Are you a real villain

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have you ever caught a good guy, like a-like a real superhero

You mean like Eric holder?

Uh well technically, nah

uuuh nahh

I like to think of myself as an eccentric entrepreneur

Well, uh, technically, nah.

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

have you ever tried a disguise

well uhh no

look at this TRUCK that I just found

Hero.

all right i can see that i will have to teach you have to be villains

luk at this NEET that i jiust faund

doo ddadad dot dda doo

Is Robbie Rotten the most red-pilled character in a children's TV show?

HEY!

When i say TRIPS get ready to roll!

Now listen closely. Here's a little lesson in trickery, this is going down in history.

We are number one!

TRIPS!

Very well dressed. Good for Nige.

Roll triple digits, not double digits!
Ugh, let's try something else.

I seriously can't believe i got to watch two of the smuggest mother fuckers on the face of the earth go over 9000% smug in a single year.

roll it at him not mem

I'm stealing your meme

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DEUS VULT

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