B... but they said Norway was rich?

b... but they said Norway was rich?
Doesn't look like it does it?

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The main problem in Norway is the anti-beauty commie architecture

it's so the architecture won't steal the picture from your beautiful nature

Looks comfy

more like norgay

Literally a cold shithole where you must give all your wage to the government because "muuh hdi and public services".

And still they have more money than monkeys like you.

dont pretend 90% of your country doesnt live in commie blocks like everywhere else in yurope

kind of this, they look better in Sweden than in Spain tho

that is not saying much

No?

rich in beauty

Your country is a joke, and you are not even human. Kill yourself.

Houses for sale in norway

wops
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CIVIL WAR NAAO

sorry but american 'houses' are a fucking joke. Just cladding over a timber frame that warps, rots and gets infested with termites in months. We made structures that have lasted for millennia and even in the Dark Ages.

Nobody says anything about Norway except maybe swedes. They seem to dislike you for some reason

>said bilbo as he typed angrily from his knob hill in the shire

This, even Brazil is a better place to live, at least there are real people there and not a bunch of conformist sheep.

What the fuck are you talking about? We don't dislike norway.

>TWO FUCKING TAPS

That's how we do it in Scandinavia too (except Denmark). With modern building techniques it doesn't rot or anything though...

Also, EARTHQUAKE PROOF!

Rich in autism?

what's the property tax situation outside the cities. .. (rate %)?

I hear your roads are shit, despite how rich your government is. Is that true?

KEK. A british guy tried to defend this on Sup Forums by claiming it was good when you wanted to wash your hands in warm water and get cold water for your toothbrush at the same time.

I've seen tons of swedes talk about how Norwegians are dumb for "relying on a finite resource for their economy" and how Vikings where "white niggers" etc

But to be fair, that's only when a Norwegian calls one of you a Somali or something similar

Rich in culture!

haha

SEASON 4 WHEN

Reminds me of Vermont desu

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>get cold water for your toothbrush
even that's retarded
you want to prime it with hot water so the bristles are softer
what the shit

Jokes on you, we don't have a culture

everything you built after the blitz is third world.

Only with american education could someone think that europeans live in commie blocks. Pic related, typical place where finns live.

I mean the culture of showing off your cute blond twinks to the world.

you should bring this back

That's what you would say to your rich brother aswell. We're similar like brothers, but still a tad different. I love Norway.

Lot of persistence!

I forget you heathen countries get earthquakes as punishment for offending the Lord God. Also enjoy your bent houses.

>he doesn't have clay to make bricks
>he can't use cement because he was never Roman
>he can't use stone because he never had iron tools

So jelly, rich means alot of things to alot of different people user...and this is rich in the way I like.

Yeah that shit just looks stupid, the water doesn't even come out over the deepest part of the sink.

>europeans
>finns

Because Brickhouses Rule

It's an old house design, some newer houses have one tap.

Then no one have a culture

Glad I don't have a rich brother
>constant rain and gloomy skies
How blessed the lord is with the great UK

Norway girls are brainless sluts and all Norway guys chase Thai women because they are uncucked

>some newer houses
>some
Can't make this shit up.

That looks awesome. What are you complaining about?

persistence with regards to what?

Yeah don't remember Christ treading America's pastures green Tyrone.

dat humblebrag

yes, so better stay where you are

What are you so pissed about ?

>Also enjoy your bent houses.

kek, never even heard of it!
Our wooden houses are pretty fucking solid actually. 8 inch walls etc...

Neither do I when he shlumped across the marshes and sewer clogged Thames of the U.K., Hameed-Zul Akeem

Kys. American houses are comfy af.

11:50 is an actual upper class bong home
SAD

youtube.com/watch?v=U2nrpkBoZqE

are the over 4000 euros/month fish gutting jobs just a meme?

.. I have no idea. Google said 0.2 - 0.7

The UK looks so... soulless.

Ok, so where in your country should an American visit to see all the greatest parts of it?

That's beautiful, what's wrong with it?

It's called balancing a budget. Somthing which you North Americans should try

I love ur fucking country, best country in Europe.
Why Sweden doesn't look like u Norway

By taxing the shit out of the average citizen to subsidize refugees?

>4000 euro.
Probably not. It's not a very high income in norway. You have to tax yo shit though.

2k sqft
2 acres
on the water
$200k
how can yuropoors even compete?

zillow.com/homedetails/96-101st-Ave-NW-Federal-Dam-MN-56641/2096763156_zpid/

There are massive national parks. This is where I would go. Basically mid west norway.

but for real, I saw something similar in Switzerland, most EU houses are so simple, and all look old (bad kind of old), with all those money you guys have (or claim to have) I would freaking build my own personal castle with a moat, a stables and a nearby farm. Where do you spend all your money? On tax, and restaurants?

I wouldn't say that... and they definitely doesn't look chimneyless (mega-kek).

What are you complaining about

Looks awful. I'm sure it's spacious, but looks disgusting.

>have a Norwegian gf a few years back
>lived outside oslo during the butter crisis
>drove to sweden to buy butter
>came back and was a hero
>neighbours came from miles to get butter and thanked me

For the 9 months I was over there it was great.

>import tresemme shampoo and conditioner from UK to Sweden
>pick it up and drove across near arvika and never pay tax (not sure if I had to anyway)
>sell the products to grills my gf knew and the saloons they ran or worked in etc
>all in cash off the books
>drove back to france then to jersey then got my mate to pick me up in his trawler
>brought back 750k krone

Maybe 2500 at most, after taxes

not enough faucets?

thanks for the response (ours vary but where I live it's 2.1% .. and they over value houses specifically to charge more .. I pay over $5k yearly so dindus can get new computers (60% our property taxes go to school funding)

I'll keep that in mind friend

I would recommend renting a car and drive from Oslo to the mountains, its an adventure.
My friend did this and didn't regret it.
manythingstodoin.com/2012/08/5-best-tourist-attractions-in-norway.html

I mean, you could get a truck job (indoor truck, easy to get certificate) get paid about 22 euro/ hour. If you work night shift, etc.

Not sure what you're trying to say, that pic looks really beautiful and the structures look well constructed, the people have somewhat modern cars, compare that to more isolated places in shittier, poorer countries and by comparison this place looks way nicer and richer.

Before taxes maybe... and then you would probably need to work some overtime too.

Sounds amazing. I'll see how my budget holds up. Thanks mayne

Stealth rare.

It used to.

The coolest shit I've ever seen in all my European travels was geiranger fjord

Also, most of the gutting is done by machines nowadayz. But there are other jobs in the factories.

Also.
In some rare instances there can be elk and in very rare instances rocks falling on roads.

This

>conformist sheep
says Sweden. How is your country faring? Just fine?

>he doesn't understand the intricacies of scandinavian banter

That looks awesome. I'd climb mountains all day if I ever visited Norway

Property tax? In my redneck town we would riot if the city council tried to collect thatv

Nevermind that property tax is usually only worth the hassle in more expensive places. Rural areas get away with not having it most of the time because it would be another nail in the coffin for the rural areas altogether.

>elk
They're called moose. Elk is the English name for wapiti, I know it's confusing

I'm planning on moving to norway within one year, Perhaps Bergen or trondhelm.

Whats the easist unskilled job you can get? I currently work in care.

Work for yourself like I did.

or work in a petrol station you get paid like £18 to do fuck all.