How come Sup Forums are a bunch of cock hungry sluts...

How come Sup Forums are a bunch of cock hungry sluts? Like I added one to steam fell in love with me and now wants my dick really bad.

Tell us rather how his boipucci is

R u a cute trap?

what the fuck do you mean?

are you some sort of homosexual?

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

Delicious, makes you want to pin him down and fuck it furiously.

Sorry Anglo, I'm an alpha top, I fuck sissies.

Kill yourself faggot

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>He can't suck dick in his country without being killed

How can one country be such a joke?

feels good man

*drives towards you*

You need to dial it back a little.

Kek

Sweden~ Ahn~

Based petro saudi

OwO

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Sup Forumstards would literally bottom for anyone who is above average looking

Nice try Dahnald.

Or old men with money.

>it's that spain user again

I'm n-not a cockhungry s-slut...

It's this fruitbowl again GET OUT OF MY Sup Forums GET OUT GET OUT

I actually had a sugar daddy for a time. Gave him head and he would buy me shit. To bad he had a heart attack before I could kike my way into his will.

Check'd and kek'd

money is nice

I havent added an american slut yet, but I'm sure id be way more dominant than the other spanish fuccboi. You wouldn't be able to talk back to me if you were under my ownership.

"Jack" if your reading this read.

emmm.... h-hiii.....

There's no way you'd be able to convince me t-to do ANYTHING

Die all you faggots
Dick is for gays and boys don't dress like girls

Looking to add a desperate bottom qt to my steam. I am a straight man and I will only indulge in you after I make you into a girl.

You'd have to prove you're worth my time first. To me right now you're just another cumdumpster like many others.

Boys dont, but Girls (male) do.

Well that's no fun, I want my daddy to make me do stuff

And I'll repeat it again. Prove you're worth my time and I'll be your daddy. I promise it'll be worth it.