Brit/pol/ - DUDE NIGE LMAO Edition

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>Queen Elizabeth II: "I am *cough* getting strongh*wheeze*er
itv.com/news/anglia/2017-01-03/the-queen-continues-to-recuperate-but-is-still-not-seen-in-public/

>Britain's ambassador to the EU QUITS - just weeks before Sharia May is set to start Brexit talks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4084172/Britain-s-ambassador-EU-QUITS-just-weeks-Theresa-set-start-Brexit-talks.html

>Union Leader Len McCluskey: Corbyn will be GONE in 2019 if Labour's poll ratings are still bad
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4083838/Jeremy-Corbyn-consider-quitting-Labour-leader-polls-awful-2019-says-close-ally-union-power-broker-Len-McCluskey.html

>Warner Bros. looking into making a film from the EU Referendum Campaign as Farage distances himself from project
theguardian.com/film/2017/jan/02/brexit-the-movie-warner-bros-set-to-option-ukip-donors-memoirs-aaron-banks

>Good news at last as polling suggests that Brexit Britain is more racist and less happy than it was in 2016
news.sky.com/story/brexit-britain-sky-data-poll-reveals-a-nation-divided-10713985

>Sharia May's New Year Message - Hapless PM quotes Jo Cox as she vows to fight for Remainers in Europe
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/31/theresa-may-new-year-message-brexit

>"The Conservatives are taking the piss out of the honours system", claims Labour
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/new-year-honours-jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-latest-conservative-party-mockery-cronyism-a7502826.html

>Claim that EU withdrawal could create 400,000 new jobs is bollocks
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-jobs-eu-customs-union-jonathan-portes-michael-gove-change-britain-report-a7506756.html

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Can you call in to Farage via a landline lads?

I've traveled to country area and don't have any service.

Are Nige on now!

How do we summon Oliver?

Time to get comfy and listen to Nige

Japanese.

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>Is it time for a political revolution? Is it time the old guard were swept away?

Well it could have been, but instead you ran away to latch onto Daddy Trump's bellend and lumbered us with Sharia May

LADS, CAN YOU CALL INTO BASED NIGE USING A LANDLINE?

I HAVE NO SERVICE!

by the way, if I get through my name's """Rasheed""", and I'm a remainer.

Nah. I'd better watch EastEnders.

Is Nige calling for a race war yet?

Bloody hell m8, what the fuck do you think?

How do you idiots manage to breathe in and out without instructions, fuck.

Bluepill detected

>>"The Conservatives are taking the piss out of the honours system", claims Labour
>muh honours
the public always whines about the honours system no matter what they do

>Good evening everybody
We're not there yet Nigel but soon.

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>Are you a shy UKIPper?


Not bloody likely, the Shy Tory effect still dominates

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I don't even need to look you in the eye to see the amount of self-loathing you house.

Is there a feeling beyond pity? Because that about sums up my feelings towards you.

we got artists in the que already in the other thread.

probably the better option desu lad

some1 call nigel and upload 2 youtube

>b-but Poland is a 3-3rd world c-country

Top kek anglofags

Just because Poland is a nice place doesn't mean we need to bring all their rubbish here

Alright, I'm going to call in in about 5 minutes.

Not sure what to talk bout, though. Do I just have a bit of fun, or should I drop some red pills? (civic nationalist red pills, of course, wouldn't go full Adolf.)

Also, what is today's topic????

going home soon?

I think poland would be a nice place to retire
if I was at retirement age

got me a red bull to keep me awake for nigey.

just wish Nige a happy new year and praise KEK for a even more happening 2017

Hour 1: EU ambassador Ivan Rodgers resignation
Hour 2: The Honours System
Hour 3: ???

>Poland
Never heard of it sorry m8.

>Shy Tory

I always vote conservative, It's a shame DUP is pretty much on it's last legs.

That post was meant for the cunts who unironically believe that Poland is Belarus tier.

>civic nationalist red pills

So blue pill red pills?

Nigel has such a soothing voice. Almost falling asleep here, lads.

lets roll digits to call nigel
i'll start

Anyone phoning up today>

Not soon, he's got the right idea

Fuck Nigel Farage.

Proof that meme magic causes brain damage

alright lads, on next!!!

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say something funny that Sup Forums/britpol will get, like a racist dog wistle most people wont understand, something stupid/funny but not obv bait so you dont get cut off.

I've no idea what the topics about.

Maybe talk about autism, 300% increase or what not.

or about beign tuff on crime, and how and why blacks commit more crime.


talk about ethnic cleansing of protestants by irish catholics in 20's/30s

praise o. cromwell

ask him if he has ever used Sup Forums/pol/brit/pol

ask him if he is a BASED CIVIC

god please, give me a NI unionist party goverment in my life time!

Still the largest party in Northern Ireland m8

> Evening is nearly over already
> Have to work another 8 hours tomorrow before I get comfy again

ffs, I hate life.

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Reckless and Provocative is always a good little handle to throw in. Flies in under the radar on almost everything,

>It was okay to shoot someone because he had a gun in his car


The absolute STATE of Anglo Daily Mail-reading """"""conservatives""""""

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/ourguy/

HOLY KEK

>Rasheed
He actually did it the absolute madman.

>by the way, if I get through my name's """Rasheed""", and I'm a remainer.

>by the way, if I get through my name's """Rasheed""", and I'm a remainer.

>by the way, if I get through my name's """Rasheed""", and I'm a remainer.

>by the way, if I get through my name's """Rasheed""", and I'm a remainer.

>by the way, if I get through my name's """Rasheed""", and I'm a remainer.


WHY ARE WE TROLLING NIGEL FARAGE

yeah, like in 2015, if the tories were just short libcusks refused they could have gone with the DUP (8 seats) who could presure the tories on social issues like abortion/gay marrige & the slow catholic takeover of ni

Rasheed.

Isn't that someone from this thread?

Your voice sounds gay af

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>Rasheed

UUP and TUV have been dividing the prod vote tho lad.

Parties like Sein Fein, SDLP pretty much have the younger vote.

>muh gay marriage

he's putting it on

Tiddly little Australia BTFO

KEK

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rasheed

saw this on /r/ukpolitics (i know), funny aint it

autistic screeching is my favorite meme

Because half of the people here are 12.

But this chap actually sounds like a Rasheed. Do we have an arab in our midst?

one of the few good things to ome out of ireland

HE ACTUALLY DID IT

Jews are superior.

THIS
read the ed milliband speech
you know the one

Why did you troll Are Nige?

M A D M A N

TUV got like what, pnly 20-30k votes? UUP was the largest party and the dup took over. uup/dup dont divide vote except in 1 of the belfest seats won by sdlp as they have a pact, e.g. this allowed dup to not run in fermanagh, so catholic vote was split between sdlp/sf and the uup won, topkek.

yeah the demographic problem in ni is HUGE! 2011 poll says 52% of catholics would vote remain but still scary demogrphic trends and even 'unionist' catholcs vote republican parties. catholics outnumber prods 2 to 1 at uni and youth are increasingly cathlic (check up dempgrphics of ni on wikipdeia), scary stuff.

something has 2 be done.

Fuck i missed the rasheed bit

was it funny at all?

somebody ask whether Enoch Powell was right.

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yawn
we need a better user to get through

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not even a tiny bit

Fuck were you playing at Raheed?

I am going to Germany next month. What will happen to me there?

A person has before

youtube.com/watch?v=Fvn6tpo0-vI&t=2s

DELET THIS U UGLY CUNT

someone upload 2 youtube pls. or is it posible 4 me to open the website up and rewind?

>N/igsOZX
Nice ID lad

nigga

don't worrry
it was shit

>Get an opportunity to speak to Nigel Farage

>Pull a Sam Harris-tier ironic alternative comedy sketch instead that just makes you sound like a generic ignorant Remainer instead of actually being funny


Has meme magic gone too far?

no
pic related

well i mean yeah they do both run in some seats but not in any swing/marginals except that 1 won by the sdlp in belfast (im talking general eleciton here tho, for mps not mlas)

>why do you tripfag
>because my posts are so meaningful
that I must reflect on them at a later date
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/105343925/#105363347

>all he does is shit post
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/!Paint5D/

fucking neck yourself

>yeah the demographic problem in ni is HUGE!

If you thought tribal voting was bad in England it's worse in NI, most areas are still heavily self-segregated.

>mfw I'm Cadlig and I've voted DUP in two elections
>in a Sein Fein/SDLP territory

You blew it lad.

Bradford just got a little but cleaner today guys, we may see riots
thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/15000067.Protest_in_city_centre_of_Asian_man_s_killing_brings_ring_road_to_a_standstill/

Shit i missed it when i had a shit. did anyone catch it?

The economy is improving because they know we're not leaving, not because we are

Fit.

It was shit, lad.

Don't worry.

yea. it was shit-tier