How have you helped a minority today?

How have you helped a minority today?

I helped my self, does that count?

i am a minority

how are you going to help me today Sup Forums?

No.

Today I sucked off a recent Syrian refugee to make him more welcome in this intolerant and xenophobic political climate

isnt that muslim pornstar that got a bunch of death threats from a bunch of other muslims

I rubbed one out before work and had chick-fil-a for breakfast.

i AM a minority you cunt

She's a Lebanese Christian, but yes.

Just spitt not as much arabs into the face, as i do on normal days.

I may order chinese takeout later

I gave them freedom.
By watching them burn their asylum to the ground, and some of themselves with it.

I don't believe you.

oh i just figured she was muslim cuz she always has a head scarf on

somali refugee was having a sexual emergency.

only problem: i'm a man, and he wasn't gay. so i put on some make-up, a dress, and a wig and tried to make myself look as famine for him as possible.

i don't think it helped much. i'll see if i can get my sister or even mom to help next time.

Anyone who went to work today has already done their part.

Three of the current clients I am helping buy homes are minorities.

>see minority
>punch him
>tell him to go back
>he cries
>my face

I worked today. So my check gets taxes. Which in turn go to DES (dept. Of economic security) , which in turn helps the minority get foodstamps, etc cetera , and remain a worthless parasite.


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Don't do this. Or gouge them so they have to pullout a second mortgage and then they will hopefully foreclose

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I went to work so parasites could steal from my paycheck because they are too lazy or stupid to work.

Hive mind ;)

You are doing God's work user.

I might get a maid to clean my house later.

you dare question the 56%?

I produced at my job and created wealth that will be partly taken by a nigger somewhere. You're welcome.

im indian

By getting more than a fifth of my paycheck taken away from me.

The one with the bug stop button on your forehead or the one that wears feathers on there heads?

Today I helped minorities by infantalizing them so I can feel good about myself for fighting a battle I don't really want to end.

im gay and i jacked off today, does that count?

we'll pool our money and build a loo in your backyard